The 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After season wrapped with Andrei Castravet getting the last word on Elizabeth Potthast‘s tipsy brother Charlie Potthast. Kalani Faagata kicks Asuelu Pulaa out and Syngin Colchester gives up and heads back to the US with Tania Maduro. Angela Deem makes it back to say goodbye to her mama. And Larissa Lima gives an eyeful to her friends. So let’s see who Season 5, Episode 15 Point of No Return almost left behind.
Andrei Castravet Makes Nice With Elizabeth Potthast’s Dad on 90 Day Fiance
The never-ending nuptials of Elizabeth Potthast to Andrei Castravet rolls on to this season’s last episode before another Zoom 90 Day Fiance Tell All. Thanks to TLC’s love of replays, we see sloppy drunk Charlie Potthast slur his way through a toast accusing Andrei of mooching off his dad. Then the DJ yells, “let’s dance” and Charlie starts doing the hokey pokey until Andrei Castravet drags him outside.
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, he asks Andrei if he’s going to “fight him in Moldova.” Andrei tells him to chill. This is about Elizabeth and they can settle their beef later. Andrei Castravet tells producers the wedding cost 30k and Chuck paid for it. Others yell at Charlie inside. Andrei Castravet calls Chuck outside and says sorry for being a d*ck and promises to do better. Chuck agrees to reel in Charlie.
In the final moments of the Moldovan melodrama on 90 Day Fiance, Elizabeth Potthast begs Charlie not to ruin her night. And Chuck tells him Andrei Castravet’s being the bigger man now. Charlie calls his dad soft and heads off to find some peasant food. Andrei takes Elizabeth outside and tells her he loves her and their daughter and he’s made peace with her dad. Elizabeth Potthast cries and does her first dance of her second wedding to Andrei Castravet on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After.
ANGELA SHOWING HER SENSITIVE SIDE
COLT CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD
KALANI PUTTING HER FOOT DOWN
— tiffani 🏝🍯 (@tiffanicvd) September 21, 2020
Asuelu Pulaa Fails Quarantine and Kalani Faagata Kicks Him Out
This final 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After episode starts with a glimmer of hope for Kalani Faagata and Asuelu Pulaa. The couple says goodbye to Asuelu’s mom and sisters. The families had an awkward lunch to settle a family feud. Asuelu’s side sticks with “give me your money”. Sister Tammy walked away angry and said she did nothing wrong by wanting to fight Kalani. But his mom apologized, at least.
When they get to the hotel, Tammy bolted. Asuelu’s mom is nice to Kalani and it’s all good on 90 Day Fiance. Until she asks for cash before they head to the airport. But the laugh’s on them — his mom was just joking. Later they head out for a “date” away from the kids. Over nachos and cocktails, Kalani Faggata suggests they do their therapy homework and list chores. Of course, Asuelu Pulaa pulls a passive-aggressive stunt and plays dumb when she calls him out on 90 Day Fiance.
At episode’s end, Kalani Faagata tearfully appears along with a disclaimer that Utah is under quarantine. And Asuelu’s been sneaking out to play with friends and loiter at Walmart. She finds this out with the use of a GPS tracker on his phone. It comes on every new 90 Day Fiance cast member’s phone along with a translator and selfie filters. She tells her mom she made him leave. So, Asuelu Pulaa heads for his mom’s house in Washington while sad music drones in the background.
— William Bruce West (@williambwest) September 21, 2020
Sad Syngin Says Goodbye South Africa – Back to America on 90 Day Fiance
Syngin Colchester learned the hard way there’s no place like home on 90 Day Fiance. After being trapped in a shed in a strange country, he soaka up every second in his native land. Pretty much everyone including his bruhs and his family feels his pain. They know he flies back that day with Tania Maduro, thief of joy and lover of steak. His family questions whether he should go. And his little sister isn’t so sure about Tania anymore on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After.
Luckily, Syngin Colchester gets last moments of unbridled joy eating a double ice cream cone by the sea. But Tania Maduro manages to ruin that too by pouting and making him do the one thing he hates by talking about commitment. And right now, he’s more committed to his mint chip than her. And we get it Syngin, we do. But being the nice guy he is, he agrees to go back. So, with one final hair toss to the wind, he heads back to Connecticut. Land of the 90 Day Fiance spinof Silva twins, she-sheds, and unemployed witch doctors.
“So, unfortunately Tania and I had another argument last night”
— Laura ☕️ (@theteajunkie_cr) September 21, 2020
Colt Asks For Space From Mother Debbie on Happily Ever After
This 90 Day Fiance season-ender episode left the fate of some couples hanging — including Colt Johnson and mother-wife Debbie Johnson. The duo has an ordinary day clipping cat toenails in a team effort. Colt even ordered a lunch of vegan mac-n-cheese. It’s a far cry from Debbie’s fondness for beef stew and giant steaks. Although it appears some type of mystery meat is strewn on top.
Colt Johnson waits for his mom to get a few forkfuls of vegan Velveeta down on 90 Day Fiance, then gets serious. It seems he feels that he has no privacy with relationships since Debbie Johnson’s so involved. Deb is surprised to hear this. She says she was only protecting him from these women. Debbie says they use him “hook, line, and sinker.” She declares no matter how old he is or how many di*k pics he’s sent into cyberspace, Colt’s still her child. What he’s really asking on 90 Day Fiance is “mother may I please get laid in peace?”.
Colt Johnson tells Debbie gently that she needs to back off a bit. He wants women to find out later that she washes his clothes, makes his bed, and tucks him in at night. Debbie Johnson goes from overbearing mom to a woman scorned. Colt realizes he’s gone too far and tries to hold her hand. But she storms off saying it’ll be a “cold day in hell” before she does his laundry. Then she does a Disney villainess laugh. But we expect they’ll be cozy on the couch together for the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Tell All.
#90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter May or may not have been crying laughing while Colt told his mom he wants to be treated like a man…😂😂😂😂
— Jasmyne (@Jasmyne94350467) September 21, 2020
Larissa Reveals New Nose and Bod to Friends on 90 Day Fiance
The last HEA episode started with Eric Nichols feeding Larissa Dos Santos Lima yogurt after a three-hour front-end surgery that left her looking and feeling like the walking dead. Eric complains how hard it was to take care of her overnight. And, he pats himself on the back for all the sacrifice he’s made as she whines for painkillers.
Eric loads her into the car for her 24-hour checkup on 90 Day Fiance. At this point, getting her into the car looka like a clip from Weekend At Bernies. With time running out on the season, Eric pulls out all the stops for an Emmy nod by proving he can cry on cue. He thinks hard about when his hamster died when he was seven. Then, he realizes he paid for this sad, painful mess and that does it on 90 Day Fiance HEA
Despite the fact that she is still unable to form sentences and stand, the doc admires his own work and says her new dirty pillows are perfect. Later, Larissa does the big reveal for her friends on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. They are polite but slightly horrified. Eric, who was grateful for the long recovery so he could “mentally prepare” for getting busy, says they do it all the time now.
But, he reveals on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After that they have separate beds for sleeping. Let’s hope this was all just a dream for all of us. Is that because he and the double D’s can’t both fit on the bed? Hmm….
— isabella marian (@rueherday) September 21, 2020
Angela Deem Makes It Back To Say Goodbye to Her Mama On Happily Ever After
Angela Deem is finally married to her 90 Day Fiance Michael Ilesanmi. But the honeymoon was short-lived when she got the call that her ailing mom was unresponsive in the ICU. Angela packs up for home and deals with the possibility she might not see her mom again. Plus, leaving Michael not knowing how long it will be till he can join her in America, is stressful. Michael Ilesanmi is sad but sees his new wife off at the airport.
Luckily, Angela Deem’s mom holds on and she gets to say her final goodbyes on 90 Day Fiance. The family deals with the loss in different ways. Skyla Deem was comforted by her final conversation with her grandma. And Angela tries to be strong. Later, she calls hubby Michael for support and all they can do is hope for the spousal visa to come through sooner than later. So that’s a wrap on the TLC season until the explosive Tell All
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