On 90 Day Fiance’s Debbie Johnson doesn’t hold back to destroy any future son Colt Johnson thinks he may have with Jess Caroline. Larissa Dos Santos Lima goes too far with Eric Nichols. Angela Deem gets a clean bill of health but not the reaction she wanted from Michael Ilesanmi. Asuelu Pulaa has little patience but plenty of canned corn beef. And Tania Maduro is a real buzz kill. Let’s check out all the highs, lows and in-betweens of season 5 episode 8 Hell Hath No Fury.
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Recap – Debbie Johnson’s Not Letting Jess Caroline Win
On 90 Day Fiance, After being sent home from Jess Caroline’s family home alone in an Uber, Deb Johnson decides it’s time for revenge. Next up on the Mommy and Me itinerary is a trip to San Paulo to meet Jess’ friends. But first, a pit stop to say goodbye to the family Jess. Much to Debbie’s surprise, the family is nice and even gives Debbie a gift of flip flops and wine. Debbie Johnson is humbled by the gift of casual rubber footwear and alcohol. But not enough to turn over the fruit of her loins to this redheaded she-devil.
Debbie gets extra suspicious when Colt pulls father Jess aside for a little chat. Clad in the outfit Debbie laid out for him as he asks Silvio for his daughter’s hand with the help of a translator app on his phone. Her dad agrees and the two hug. Then Jess says tearful goodbyes to the rest of her fam because she “doesn’t know when she’ll see them again.” Debbie Johnson’s wheels are spinning out of control. She questions Jess about her soon to expire visa on 90 Day Fiance.
Jess giggles and says she has plans for more time in America. Debbie also asks Colt what that little pow-wow was with Jess’ dad. Colt says they were simply talking about football. Debbie knows damn well that this is complete BS. She knows just like the rest of us that the only football Colt has ever watched is the Hallmark Kitten Bowl. So, Debbie knows she’s got to take action. And tells productions she’ll do everything in her power to stop this nonsense.
— Ivana Tinkle (@NyaradzoWacho) August 4, 2020
Even Separate Rooms Floors Apart Can’t Stop Mother Deb’s Wrath
On 90 Day Fiance, the trio arrive in San Paulo, Brazil and Colt proudly announces he’s got two rooms this time. And as a bonus, they are even on separate floors so mother Debbie is spared the sounds of their fornication. But it’s too late. Debbie Johnson is onto them. And says you can’t take a mother away from her son. And calls up Vanessa, cat sitter and friends with a one time benefit with Coltee.
Debbie spills her fears to Vanessa. That this redhead in ill-fitting daisy dukes and cheap heels thinks she can steal Coltee from their happy home. She claims it’s Larissa 2.0 and it’s moving too fast. Vanessa agrees and Debbie Johnson says it’s time for some good old fashioned sabotage. After a few swigs of Brazilian wine, she’s got all the liquid courage she needs to take back her son from this potential homewrecker.
Deb plays it cool on 90 Day Fiance. She tells them they look nice and waffles whether or not she should go out with them. Then with a casual flick of her hair, she mentions she chatted with Vanessa and the cats are doing great. Jess Caroline looks like she just got punched in the gut. And starts dropping f-bombs. Deb sits back with a satisfied smirk and watches it all implode. After telling her she’s still a child and needs to grow up that is. It’s a TKO for Debbie on HEA.
— Jo W. (@JoniceW) August 3, 2020
90 Day Fiance Recap: Larissa Digs Up The Dead
Larissa’s storyline drags longer than Angela Deem’s morning Marlboro on the 90 Day Fiance recap. She found out from another woman that Eric Nichol’s bashed her and her “een-ta-maceee” to a woman named Nathalie while they were broke up. Larissa confronts Eric about this and he tells her to quit “digging up the dead” by going through his phone. She points out that it’s really her phone since she gave it to him.
He reminds her that she is in his house because she had nowhere else to go. She asks him if he’s gonna call the cops and reminds him that her face is worth 10 grand. Which if that’s true, she really deserves a refund. Eric says he’s tired of her walking around in her robe all day like she’s Dolly Parton or something. Larissa wants an apology but Eric’s not budging since he says she trash-talked him during their break up too. Larissa calls up Carmen and says she’s coming over to talk.
Carmen doesn’t sound too surprised that this living arrangement has already hit the skids. She tells Larissa that she’s only with him for a place to stay and because she thinks he’s all she can get. Meanwhile, she sees a missed call on the phone in question. Larissa calls it back and it’s Eric’s roommate Dave. Who informs her that Eric could call the cops on her for taking the phone. She hangs up and of course, the doorbell rings. Police? We’ll find out on the next 90 Day Fiance.
— Гвэнечкa 🇺🇸 (@Gvenechka) August 4, 2020
Dinner With Andrei Castravet Doesn’t End Well For Charlie Potthast
On 90 Day Fiance, Andrei Castravet’s mom’s fridge looks like it’s filled with leftovers going back to at least 2015. Among them are some chicken and carrots encased in clear gelatin. Elizabeth Potthast questions the blobby dish and gets an angry answer from the moody Moldovan. “It’s meat flavor jello, Lib! And over here we eat it, ok?” He’s not happy that her family is digging in his past and expects her to set them straight about his job as a “homestay dad.”
Libby says she was fine with the Mr. Mom stuff when Eleanor was a newborn. But now that she’s older they can easily pawn her off on her mom so he can get a paying job. Andrei points out that they have a nice life and the bills are paid. And he even hung a picture last week in between playing video games. The 90 Day Fiance couple head out to dinner with his friends and of course dad Chuck Potthast and brother Charlie Potthast come along.
Andrei and friends get busy toasting on 90 Day Fiance and offering up pork fat with a vodka chaser. Chuck and Charlie can’t wait to start being Potthasses. They mock all the toasts and keep pushing about how Andrei ended up in Ireland and he is using Libby just to be in America. Charlie won’t stop and Andrei suggests they take it outside. From the looks of it, Charlie looks a little soft and should probably shut up before his brains end up in the aspic at breakfast.
— Ducklip Darcey (@ValdeDomina) August 3, 2020
Tania Maduro Wants To Kill Syngin Colchester’s Buzz on 90 Day Fiance
Syngin Colchester is excited to be heading home to Cape Town, South Africa. On 90 Day Fiance, they head to NYC to stay at a hotel close to JKF for their morning flight. Syngin can’t wait to hang out with his family and friends and enjoy some drinks and fun. Tania Maduro is quick to judge and says he shouldn’t plan on partying all the time while he’s there. It seems part of being a witch doctor must be taking the “hypocrites oath.” Since she certainly partied hard in Costa Rica.
In the morning Syngin is eager to head to the airport for the flight. Tania wants to finish her tea first. A blend of passive-aggressive hibiscus and annoying aromas. She makes it worse by loudly saying “ahhh” and “oooh” after each sip. Syngin is patient and for the life of me, I don’t understand how. Syngin runs up and down the plane with no shoes and expresses pure joy. Something that makes Tania want to put a dark spell on him on 90 Day Fiance.
Syngin’s mum and sister are overjoyed to see him at the airport. He says he’s excited to be back and out of the icy hell that is Tania’s Connecticut. In fact, he wishes he had never left. Tania tells him to keep his happiness and general zest for life in check. Or else she’ll womp him on the head with her cane when he gets too excited. Later he shops with his mum and sis for groceries. And admits there is some trouble in their 90 Day Fiance marriage. This really isn’t surprising as they think Tania is “demanding.”
— @AmandaOhSnap! (@AmandaOhSnap1) August 3, 2020
Asuelu Pulaa Stocks up On Canned Meats and Samoa Sundries
Kalani Faagata and Asuelu Pulaa are going to Washington state to visit Asuelu’s mom and sisters. A trip to his home country was derailed by a measles outbreak. The sulking Samoan is still bummed about it. Part of his culture is bringing gifts and cash to family members. No matter that you only work part-time at a fro-yo parlor and have two children to feed. Nonetheless, the family hits up the Samoan convenience store on 90 Day Fiance.
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Asuelu is taken back to his Samoan childhood after seeing cans of corned beef. He wants to buy the industrial-sized one but Kalani points out it’s 48 dollars. Most of the items in the store were grossly overpriced from t-shirts to salty canned meats. The two argue over the appropriate amount of cash to give to selfish relatives who don’t want you to put your children first. Asuelu thinks it should be a thousand but Kalani gets him down to $100 with an extra can of Vienna Sausages thrown in.
The kids do well on the flights. Kalani divulges that she has never shat on a plane and worries about the coffee she drank. They finally arrive and of course, baby Oliver screams and they can’t figure out the car seat. Lurking in the greater Washington area is sister Kolini. Who has come along to further antagonize things. Kalani suggests they skip seeing the family and head straight to the Airbnb. This frustrates man-baby Asuelu on 90 Day Fiance.
— Cherie (@Cherie14895711) August 3, 2020
Angela Deem Gets Good News and Bad News On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
Angela Deem and Michael Ilesanmi are set to marry soon in Nigeria on 90 Day Fiance. But there’s just one thing standing in the way. Angela hasn’t told Michael that she is waiting on test results from her gynecologist. It seems the Georgia elder has had some issues that called for a biopsy. They head to a park and make a pit stop by a monkey exhibit. Michael feeds a baby monkey by hand, but Angie’s a little afraid of them.
On 90 Day Fiance, Angela explains what happened at the gyno to a confused Michael. He is worried about her of course. But it’s still important to him to be a father. She suggests they call the doc together for the results. The doctor says that Angela’s overall bloodwork was pretty perfect including her cholesterol levels. This made Angie excited that she’s one healthy lady in spite of her love of fatty foods.
In more good news the doc confirms that there is no evidence of any cancer. So Angie can keep her egg totin’ parts intact. But she does caution that having a baby at her age even with a borrowed egg is a major risk. Both to mother and baby. Angela lays it out straight to Mike. Will he still marry her if a baby isn’t promised? Michael is stressed and says he can’t answer right now. This upsets Angela as she takes that as an answer in itself. And not what she wanted to hear.
— Tony Bahama (@Tony_Bahama) August 3, 2020
Paul Staehle Tricks Mom Into Paying For Dog Food
Not only does Paul Staehle have a wife and baby to feed, but he also has two large dogs on 90 Day Fiance. He meets up with Mom Edna Staehle at a high-end pet shop to swindle her into getting some food and treats for his pups. Whose pen boasts more square footage than his “studio house” in the trailer park. Edna admits she’s close to Paul. But is fed up with his lack of money and no job.
Edna tells him he’s got to get it together. That she wouldn’t want to be with a deadbeat either. And that she knows he just wanted to meet there so she’d foot the bill. She also says he wasn’t ready to get married and bring a child into this world. Paul stammers and blames his criminal record on not being able to work. Perhaps Edna Staehle and Debbie Johnson could team up and form the disgruntled Mother-Wives club. Till Next week! Catch HEA Sundays at 8 on TLC.
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