’90 Day Fiance’: Kalani Is Mad as Heck and She’s Not Gonna Take It Anymore – Recap

90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After recap reports Kalani Faagata straight up tell the family Asuelu Pulaa where to go and walked away from his sister’s threat to beat her up. Debbie Johnson‘s ice cream date with Colt Johnson melts down when he wants Jess Caroline to visit. Tania Maduro throws a fit in South Africa but still wants to finish her meat. Angela Deem‘s head continues to explode over the submissive marriage issue. Let’s fan the flames on all the anger in season 5 episode 11 Public Displays Of Contention.

90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Recap – Kalani Faagata Would’ve Dropped Asuelu Pulaa’s Sister

Culture clash is a staple 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. But Asuelu Pulaa’s family has taken it to a whole new level of manipulation and downright rudeness. After making demands for cold hard cash that Asuelu just doesn’t have, they still keep asking for more. Kalani Faagata arranges a meeting with Asuelu Pulaa’s mom and sister to explain that they can’t give what they don’t have. But these two don’t care and think Kalani Faagata is brainwashing Asuelu.

In this 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After recap, Asuelu’s mom even goes so far as to say she doesn’t care about her grandchildren. Grandma just wants the money. Sister Tammy goes rogue calling Kalani lazy for not working. Kalani calmly asks why she should leave her kids to make money for people in another country. Tammy blames Kalani for getting pregnant and controlling Asuelu.

While 90 Day Fiance editing made Tammy look bad… really bad. In Samoan culture, the offspring take care of their elders. It’s their retirement system. It brings shame on the family if the children don’t take care of their parents. Tammy lives in Texas and sends her share of money to her mother. She just wants her brother to do the same.

On 90 Day Fiance, Asuelu’s mom says she wants to take her son back to Samoa so he can make money for her. Tammy is all about her brother abandoning his kids in favor of “culture.” Kalani decides to remove herself from these leeches for good, and Tammy threatens her while her mother holds her back. When she tells Asuelu about it, he’s upset at first. But then turns it into a conversation about who would really win the fight. Come on. Kalani’s right, she’d drop her in a minute.

Angela Deem Needs Some Anger Management on Happily Ever After

Michael Ilesanmi is sweating under the Nigerian night sky as he promises his aunt he can handle Angela Deem, who is back at the apartment. He’s anxious for good reason. He knows Angela’s wrath on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. Angela is raging when he walks in the door. She screams that he needs to go marry his family and tells him to get his a*s out and go to his mama’s. Angela is in his face and screaming and slamming doors.

Angela Deem says as an American woman, she’s not doing the submissive stuff. And Angela from 90 Day Fiance said she’s not going to bend over and let him put a d*ck in her as there’s only one person she bends down to and that’s Jesus. Michael Ilesanmi looks terrified and sleeps on the couch. In the morning, Angela Deem recharges with a smoke and a Pepsi. And sports a coordinated necklace and earring set of sparkly red lips from the going out of business sale at Charming Charlie back at the Hazelhurst mall.

After Angela’s strong morning cocktail of caffeine and nicotine, she is ready to talk. They agree that they need to talk to Michael’s mom and tell the truth about her not being submissive and no babies. Angela hires a translator and gets pissed and yells at her when she keeps looking at Michael. In the end, mama agrees that these two are in love. And she’ll give the blessing despite not having a baby and Angela’s unfortunate costume jewelry choices. So this 90 Day Fiance wedding is on.

90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After – The Potthast Presence In Moldova Grows Like Mold

The Potthast clan is still in the process of arriving in Moldova for Libby Potthast’s second wedding to Moldovan native Andrei Castravet. Sister Jen arrives in a daft looking beret already whining about it being gloomy and sad there and not at all like the Europe she knows from Disney’s Epcot Center. Andrei’s mom has prepared yet another feast on 90 Day Fiance. The plan is to celebrate at the Airbnb, which is the Potthast family ground zero during the wedding week.

Andrei’s parents are cordial and classy on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. Things go pretty well, and Libby is relieved for now. In the morning, the Potthasses sit at a table that’s brimming with fresh fruit. Jen is complaining that a girl needs some eggs and bacon around here. Chuck Potthast explains that these people are poor and eat pork fat, which he refers to as “peasant food.” Dude. We see you. It’s obvious you are no stranger to pork rinds and Mountain Dew back home. Check yourself.

In continuing the crappy behavior, the family is famous for, Libby’s mom and sister head to a dress shop so Libby can get a traditional Moldovan dress for part one of the weddings. Jen calls the beautiful handmade clothes like Little House on The Prairie. This from the girl who hoards Kohl’s Cash. It only gets worse when she enlists the clerk to translate trash talk about Andrei Castravet and Libby with Ena, Andrei’s sister-in-law. On 90 Day Fiance Libby Potthast hears and shuts it down, but we know it’s not the last of Jen’s mouth.

Colt Johnson Takes Mother Debbie Out For An Ice Cream Date

TLC’s Colt Johnson is happily playing with a drone until it hits him in the head. He calls up his girlfriend Jess Caroline to invite her to visit Las Vegas. Jess Caroline plays it coy because she doesn’t really trust Colt. And Jess shouldn’t because he admits he’s been talking to other women. And cat sitter and part-time lover Vanessa has now moved in with him and Debbie Johnson. But he can’t tell her these things, or she might throw more than shoes this time on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After.

Colt takes Mother-wife Debbie Johnson for ice cream to soften the blow that Jess may come to visit. Debbie is so giddy she flubs her order of a scoop in a cotton candy bowl. She bats her eyes at Colt until he makes a condom joke. He waits for her to get a sugar rush before admitting that he wants to make it work with Jess. Debbie says this is just rebound and desperation. Kind of like living with your mother in your mid 30’s and dressing your cats. But Coltee’s going to give it a go on HEA.

90 Day Fiance: Tania Maduro Ruins Family Barbecue Night

Syngin Colchester is pretty pumped to fire up the braai to cook for his family and wife Tania Maduro. Syngin explains the braai is like an American barbecue only with wood, not coal. Everyone seems to be enjoying Syngin’s grilled meats around the table. His stepdad asks if he’s homesick, and he says yes. He feels he’s missing out on life. This triggers Tanai, who doesn’t stop gnawing on a rib to point out what a useless layabout he is in America.

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Tania continues to bash Syngin louder and louder while sitting very close to his mother. Everyone is pretty uncomfortable except Syngin’s sister, who is enjoying the meltdown and finds it amusing. Syngin leaves first but returns. And Tania Maduro says she doesn’t want to raise kids in South Africa because of all the racism. And that she had such a great upbringing in Connecticut because it was so diverse. I mean, the Silva twins even live there.

Tania storms out in tears but returns to take a pork chop to bed with her. Syngin’s mom thinks she was a bit hard on her son. In the bedroom, Tania and Syngin Colchester argue over who is more of a free spirit. Tania lords it over him that he’s only in America because of her. And he said he never made a big deal of wanting to be in America in the first place. Tania blames it on his drinking again, and Syngin leaves in anger. But at least like Arby’s, she’s got the meats.

Larissa Takes a Loan For New Boobs and a Smaller Nose

The Larissa Dos Santos Lima and Eric Nichols’ 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After storyline is like the lonely loaf of stale Moldovan bread left behind at the Potthast Airbnb. Bland, boring and of interest to no one. Larissa wants to spruce up Eric’s house. So they head to a pricey home interior store and Eric Nichols drones on about Larissa’s “expensive taste.” She handles a hundred, and something dollar ashtray then moves onto a couch that costs eleven grand.

Eric checks his hand for the notes he wrote to remember his lines and says proudly, “that’s a car.” Larissa decides to use this opportunity to suggest he not be cheap-ee anymore and invest in some plastic surgery for her. Like new boobs and a new nose. He suggests that she’s fine just the way she is. And that her nose is his favorite thing on her. But she wants to push it up and thin it out. And size up her honkers so he’ll want sex with her.

Eric agrees to help her continue her transformation into Michael Jackson with double Ds. But he wants to be paid back with interest. And he doesn’t want her doing it for the wrong reasons, like to get back at Colt. She says that’s not it since Colt Johnson is fat and has his own set of fun bags. Eric Nichols says they’ll move forward with it and kisses her way less passionately than Asueleu’s mother kissed him. Till next time!

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