Did Andrei from ’90 Day Fiance’ Get Deported? 2-Minute Recap of ‘Happily Ever After’
Did Andrei from 90 Day Fiance get deported is the edge-of-your-seat question you’re supposed to be asking after watching Happily Ever After – but we doubt that Andrei Castravet is going far from Chuck’s wallet. Check our two-minute recap to know all you need to without having to watch two hours of “reality” TV tonight.
Did Andrei Castravet Get Deported – 90 Day Fiance HEA Season 7 Episode 8 Under Pressure Recap
Andrei Castravet and wife Libby posture and “stress” over his upcoming interview for his green card at USCIS. He and Elizabeth Potthast “rehearse” and show more angst on the way over. Remember, there is zero proof anyone’s called immigration about him.
And cameras aren’t allowed inside the interview. So, Andrei and Libby can tell the 90 Day Fiance cameras anything they want. He comes out cursing because one small question was supposedly answered wrong. Then some blubbering about moving to Moldova.
Remember, Libby’s an actress, and Andrei’s just sooo extra. And with no proof on film that anything went wrong, our money is that this is a manufactured crisis for the Happily Ever After cameras.
So no, we doubt Andrrrrrrrrei is getting deported. Remember, convicted Coltee beater Larissa got her green card. Crazy Karine got hers. So… yeah. ‘Nuff said.
Kimberly Menzies Buys a Cow – Usman Gets Milk for Free on Happily Ever After
Usman Umar decides to take another old white lady to see his family to ask for him to break all their cultural taboos again. On the way on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, they stop for Kimbaaaaly to buy a cow. Usman got all the milk for free, but he says it’s a gift.
They roll up to mommy’s house and despite Kim putting on a hijab, they aren’t impressed. They say no to him marrying an old white woman AGAIN. And when the cow shows up, his family calls it a bribe. DUH. That milk soured immediately.
The best line was that the cow sellers said they’d never seen a white woman in person. Hopefully, they won’t judge them all by that yardstick. So, they are ready to give Kimbaaaly gets a big “Comot”, which is Nigerian for “get out”…
Jenny Slatten Breaks Sumit’s Poop Chute with Kama Sutra Sex on 90 Day Fiance
Maybe the best moment of our 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After recap was hearing the ill effects of the Kama Sutra class. First, Jenny Slatten and Sumit Singh are talking about cowgirl style. Surely, the ancient Indian love manual didn’t call it that…
Second, despite her shyness, Jenny apparently embraced it. She was cowgirling all over Sumit when she triggered his “navel displacement”. She basically sprained his belly button which then triggered an epic bout of diarrhea. But they called the doctor.
Who called someone to pray for the poop chute to close and it apparently did. So, they went back home from their vacation. And boy is the honeymoon over.
At the store, it launched into Sumit lecturing her on being a dirty housekeeper and telling her how unimpressed his parents are with her slovenliness. So, despite her asking, there’s no vacuum cleaner for Dirty Jenny…
Liz Woods & Big Ed Brown Insult Each Other to Exhaustion (of Viewers) on Happily Ever After
There’s not much to say about Liz Woods and Ed Brown’s 90 Day Fiance scenes. They screeched at each other. He asked if she was a lesbian. She insists she isn’t but said once that being with him might turn her gay…
Also, that scene was supposedly staged. The alleged lesbian involved was there with her boyfriend who outed the (alleged( fakery after he saw the scene last week on Happily Ever After (see his comments above).
Ed insults Liz then she insults him. Big Ed says about eight times the ring cost $13,000 and she’s dumb for throwing it into a bush. Most viewers do NOT think that’s the dumbest thing she’s done lately. She says she’s leaving. We all know she didn’t. Meh.
Angela – 90 Day Fiance – Age & Other Matters
Angela Deem decides to meet Michael Ilesanmi on 90 Day Fiance to show him “what he’s missing”. Yes, she’s 100 pounds thinner. But she still smokes, drinks, and cusses like a sailor. For everyone asks Angela’s age, she’s 56.
That crepey look you’re seeing is from smoking cigarettes for so long. Botox won’t fix it. But she knows that and keeps smoking. Anyway… She wants Michael’s phone and he doesn’t want to let her have it. She wants to see his DMs.
Yes, Angela probably broke Nigerian law trashing his car and calling him “b*tch” at the top of her voice. And she continues to drop MF bombs on him now. But him not handing over his phone is pretty much a giant red flag whipping around in the wind.
Nothing happened this week. No resolution. Each couple got about 6.7 minutes of screen times… With lotsa rehash…
Serious Topics on 90 Day Fiance
On a more serious note, Yara Zaya agrees to wait for Jovi Dufren before going to see her family affected by the war in Ukraine. His mom, Gwen Dufren’s not happy they’re taking little Mylah to Europe but knows Yara’s mom wants to meet her. That’s it.
Also, Bilal Hazziez is not wanting to hear what Shaeeda’s doctor is putting down about her fertility. She needs to be trying right now to make a baby based on her fertility issues but he’s just like whatever…
For those worried about Andrei Castravet’s deportation… Have you met 90 Day Fiance? They can say anything happened in that interview and there’s no proof his green card’s at risk. Heck, there’s no proof there was an appointment – only that they drove somewhere…
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