’90 Day Fiance’ Recap: Syngin Is Not Happy the She-Shed is a Fixer Upper

On 90 Day Fiance Syngin Colchester isn’t exactly thrilled with the back yard fixer upper shed he will be calling home. Or with Tania Maduro‘s bossy ‘tude. Mursel Mistanoglu finally finds something he can communicate with in America: Anna Campisi‘s bees.

Newbie Blake Abelard from LA welcomes Finnish fiance Jasmin Lahtinen home. But all she wants is sleep and a shower. Anny meets Bryson’s adult film star grandma. And it doesn’t go over well to say the least.

Juliana Custodio is a hit with Michael Jessen‘s kids, but his ex Sarah puts her in her place. And Natalie’s Ukrainian “friends” grill her about Michael’s worthiness. Let’s breakdown all the crazy in season 7, episode 4 ” You Don’t Forget Your Past”.

90 Day Fiance is on Sunday nights at 8 PM on TLC.

90 Day Fiance Recap: Tania Maduro Puts Syngin Colchester to Work

Syngin Colchester and Tania Maduro leave the big apple and head for her home in Colchester, Connecticut. On 90 Day Fiance, the South African is still awe-struck from seeing a life-size Elmo in Times Square so he’s sure it will be a cool place. It’s even the same as his last name! Tania promised that they would be living in a cozy shed in her mom’s backyard. Syngin’s not sure exactly what that  means but he trusts her. Tania told him it was fixed up and perfect. Tania lied.

On 90 Day Fiance, his elation wears off quickly as Syngin Colchester sees the tiny aluminum siding shack he’ll call home. Worse yet the inside looks like a Keebler Elf developed a hoarding problem. Tania Maduro says she may have left out a few details and got behind on some things. Syngin suggests they sleep in the big house tonight on her Mom’s couch. And scratches his head while telling producers “I moved halfway around the world for this”? He suggests they start the heavy work in the morning.

Tania wakes up and tells the 90 Day Fiance cameras that she has great communication with Syngin. She tells Syngin what to do, and he does it. But she hovers over him and is the true definition of annoying as he attempts to remove a cabinet off the wall of casa Keebler. Syngin says Tania doesn’t believe in him, and that she’s got a controlling personality. But reminds us that he’s not stupid. Sorry Syngin but if you marry Tania that won’t really support that statement too much. RUN.

Bryson’s Grandma Stephanie Has A Colorful Career

Robert, Anny and his son Bryson head to a local park to meet up with Bryson’s maternal grandparents on 90 Day Fiance. Bryson is excited to see his gigi as he calls her. With Bryson’s mom is not in his life, they are involved and want to meet Anny.

On 90 Day Fiance, Anny acts snotty and standoffish when introduced to Ben and Stephanie Woodcock. Remember the name. (more on that later). After some awkward small talk, Stephanie pulls Anny aside.

Grandma wants to know Anny’s plans are with Robert and her grandson. It starts out with normal questions any grandmother would ask. But it’s 90 Day Fiance, so things will blow up.

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And then Stephanie explains that she works as an actress in adult films. Anny acts all bent out of shape. Because it’s easy to judge when you moved in with a man you don’t really know for the promise of an iPhone 10. Anny is bottom line rude to Stephanie who certainly could have performed under her real name. (See above). But entertains under the name “Diamond Foxxx”.  Stephanie and Ben seem to be the only adults with Bryson’s best interest at heart.

On 90 Day Fiance, Anny whines to Robert that Stephanie AKA gigi AKA Diamond hurt her feelings. Because she asked her if she was using birth control. Which really isn’t surprising considering Robert has 5 kids with 4 different women.

90 Day Fiance: Anny & Robert Complain About Each Other Over Dinner

Later over dinner on 90 Day Fiance, Anny complains that Robert still has all his exes pics on social media. Her voice is going hoarse from all the whining she’s been doing since coming to America. Anny shows him screenshots of pics of women Robert is kissing on and cuddling with that he still keeps on Facebook.

Robert had lied to Anny before about the number of children he has, the number of women he has children with and about how much money he has. So of course he tells her that he has nothing to hide.

Robert claps back that she doesn’t have any pics of him on her social media. That she’s hiding him. Anny whines some more until the 90 Day Fiance episode ends.

Juliana Custodio Meets Michael Jessen’s Ex Sarah on 90 Day Fiance

Juliana Custodio is having a blast with Michael Jessen’s kids on 90 Day Fiance. It’s not surprising since she’s much closer in age to them as son Max pointed out. She does Cece’s hair up to match hers in “fun buns”. Michael’s ex and the kids’ mom Sarah is coming over for dinner to meet Juliana for the first time. Max says he will miss Juliana when they go home with their mom tonight. Max says his mom is assertive. And Michael Jessen says she can “smell BS”. Understandably Juliana is nervous.

On 90 Day Fiance Sarah shows up all denim jacket and middle-aged no-nonsense confidence. She tells producers she is not threatened by this tall, exotic, sexy, gorgeous, well-traveled and intelligent woman (her words). Nope. She’s not competing with her. But it sounds like someone might have a little girl crush after that description. The two women hug and Sarah admires the matching hairdo’s. She says she needs fun buns too.

Dinner features some American fare as fried macaroni and cheese. Juliana likes it. And Sarah tells her to get ready to gain weight. Nah. No jealousy there. The subject of the kids comes up. Sarah says she doesn’t want Juliana to “parent”. Can life get any better for Juliana? She’s now rich and famous and doesn’t have to play mommy. She can just play with the kids. Eat your heart out Anny as you babysit Bryson while Robert brings you home used clothes.

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Sarah told Juliana that she can be all that and a bag of chips but don’t you dare think you’re anything more than daddy’s trophy wife.

Meet New Couple Blake Abelard and Jasmin Lahtinen on 90 Day Fiance

This week we finally meet Blake Abelard on 90 Day Fiance. He’s an audio engineer and a music producer who still lives at home with his mom and step dad. Translation: he has a DJ app on his phone and an online degree. Blake married at the tender age of 19 and divorced at 23. Ready to get back in the game he met Jasmine online and thought she was a local Catfish. But she agreed to a video chat to prove she was real. To Blake’s surprise she also lived in Helsinki, Finland.

Blake Abelard traveled to Finland and met Jasmin Lahtinen. He was smitten by her and proposed on a later trip. But there is still something fishy going on. It seems Jasmin’s sister Janette Lahtinen has been in LA for a year. She won a green card lottery. And just happens to live ten minutes from Blake! Even the producer thinks this is some crazy a*s shit. Fans think Blake is Jasmin’s personal green card lottery.

Blake picks up her sister so they can go to LAX to pick her up. These women look like they are made of interchangeable parts and would melt if too close to a heat source.

Is Jasmin using Blake to Be Near Her Sister in America?

On 90 Day Fiance Blake says he’s about 85% sure that Jasmin is coming here because she loves him and not to be with her sister. Blake is not very good at math.

Blake awkwardly watches as Jasmin and Janette hold hands as they walk through the airport. Jasmin doesn’t seem to notice Blake is even around until he tries to put an arm around her. Jasmin is wearing a heavy coat and promptly shrugs his arm off saying she is “hot”. The two go to a hotel because Blake’s parents are old school. Even though it’s been 6 months, Jasmin just wants a shower and sleep. Anna and Mursel have more chemistry than this even without bees.

Natalie Gets The Third Degree About Mike From Her Frenemies

On 90 Day Fiance, Natalie wait on her visa in Kiev, Ukraine. She is engaged to Mike, a farmer from Sequim, Washington. Mike and Nat met through friends and are engaged. Her visa issue is delayed, so Mike goes to visit her. Before he arrives her friends grill her on everything from his eating habits to his net worth. This upsets Natalie. Although her mom loves him and is eager for the visit.

Back in Sequim, Mike rouses his Uncle Beau who lives in a barn on the property. Mike asks him to hold down the fort in his absence. Perhaps Uncle Beau could spare a guest room for Syngin Colchester. It seems at least Uncle Beau has the means to make a cup of coffee in his man barn. Beau agrees to take care of things. And says he can’t wait for Natalie to get there. As it seems Beau hasn’t seen anyone of the female persuasion in awhile.

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Natalie is eager to see Michael on 90 Day Fiance. She worries when he’s late to arrivals. When he finally does show up she’s excited. And he’s even brought a stuffed unicorn for her. The two head back to the apartment where she lives with her mom and engage in some cringey PDA. After hugs with her mom he tells the world he’s taking her to bed. Because she’s a tigress on the prowl with a tail. She looks bored and slightly scared. Just wait till she meets uncle Beau.

Anna Campisi & Mursel Mistanoglu – The Bored and The Bees – 90 Day Fiance

Anna Campisi decides to spice things up with fiance Mursel Mistanoglu. So far he hates everything in America. The two met on a beekeeping Facebook page since they share that profession. Anna takes Mursel to her hives hoping to get some sort of reaction out of him. He says he likes seeing the bees, but can’t say Anna’s a good beekeeper. As her bees living quarters are messy and they aren’t ready for honey season.

Seeing Mursel Mistanoglu handling her bees makes the Nebraskan mom horny on 90 Day Fiance .But Mursel doesn’t seem to share the buzz. (sorry, couldn’t help myself). Anna Campisi tells Mursel that they will be attending a wedding shower for themselves. Mursel has absolutely no idea what this means. She asks him to make an effort to talk with her friends and not be on his phone. Well except if it’s to use the translator app of course.

At the party Mursel Mistanoglu is completely baffled that people are standing around a kitchen drinking alcohol in the day time and giving them gifts. When asked if he minds if Anna drinks he says “it’s a very lit” problem. And opts for some sweet tea. Behind her back to producers, her friend says she could never marry someone who she couldn’t talk to. But back in the kitchen they toast to the couple and wish them well.

That’s all folks! You can catch 90 Day Fiance Sunday night’s at 10 PM on TLC.

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