’90 Day Fiance’: Libby & Andrei’s Big Fat Moldovan Wedding [Recap]

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Elizabeth Potthast and Andrei Castravet make it official again with an over the top wedding in Moldova. Angela Deem and Michael Ilesanmi also got hitched in Nigeria. Paul Staehle and Karine Martins return to Brazil and Kalani Faagata and Asuelu Pulaa’s families hash it out over hash browns. Plus, Larissa Dos Santos Lima has a hard time waking up after plastic surgery. Let’s say I do to to Season 5 Episode 14 To Love And Obey.

Elizabeth Potthast & Andrei Castravet Over The Top Wedding on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After

It’s finally wedding day in Moldova for Elizabeth Potthast and spouse Andrei Castravet. Not only has Elizabeth’s family insulted everything from the food to the weather, they even went behind Andrei’s back. And found out Andrei was the victim of police corruption. Sister Jen Potthast still tries to sow seeds of doubt while doing Elizabeth Potthast’s make up by suggesting Andrei Castravet’s got more secrets.

Then, 90 Day Fiance has Andrei getting ready with his brother and best friend. They down drinks and tease him that he’s fat from living in America. They say he looks like Elizabeth’s “chubby” brother Charlie Potthast. Bride and groom are dressed in traditional Moldovan attire for the church ceremony. And Elizabeth’s family even thinks she looks great. She feels like she’s wearing a Halloween costume.

Andrei Castravet warns the 90 Day Fiance gang to be serious at the ceremony. In other words, no joking or laughing. Charlie can’t understand why and Andrei explains that it’s a church. The church is absolutely beautiful with lots of gold. Even the Potthast family admit it’s amazing. The ceremony is very traditional and formal. And sister Jen says she’s never seen anything like how Elizabeth Potthast weds Andrei Castravet on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After.

Charlie Potthast Sloppy At Reception – Gives a Rude Toast

After the ceremony, it’s time to party for the twice-wed 90 Day Fiance couple Andrei and Elizabeth. The reception is elegant and lavish with professional dancers and entertainment. Papa Chuck Potthast is impressed. Jen reminds production that this Cirque Du Soleil vibe is possible because their family paid for it. The siblings think Andrei Castravet’s flexing on their dime. Brother Charlie seems to be half in the bag before dinner starts.

On 90 Day Fiance, Elizabeth’s mom is surprised it’s so nice. She expected the entire country to be like the community theatre production of Les Misérables. The couple breaks bread and it’s time for toasts. Andrei’s dad goes first and also offers a monetary gift. Next up Chuck gives a very nice toast and even calls Andrei Castravet family on Happily Ever After.

During the reception, Charlie gets sweatier and angrier while his dad tells him to stop drinking. He grabs the mic from dad Chuck and starts rambling about Andrei not being “sheesh” in ‘Merica and living off his dad. Luckily, the few people who speak English don’t understand him. When it’s over, Andrei Castravet drags Elizabeth Potthast’s brother outside on 90 Day Fiance, leaving us with a big fat cliffhanger.

Angela Deem Whispers She’ll Obey Michael in 90 Day Fiance Vows

Angela Deem heads down the aisle to marry Michael Ilesanmi at last. Michael’s family has doubts about the bossy Georgia elder. But they realize Michael loves her, so it’s a go. Michael repeats vows first and Angela tears up with emotion. Angie goes next but is thrown when the official says obey. She kind of half-a*sses and it sounds more like “abba.”

The 90 Day Fiance: Happily After Ever spouses change for the reception. Angie rocks a red gown and Michael a black suit and matching red hat as he makes it rain dollar bills on his bride. He says it’s a tradition and Angela Deem loves it. They cut the cake and Michael gets lost between Angie’s legs trying to get the garter. In the morning, Angela tells BFF Jojo that she had the big O with Michael Ilesanmi on her wedding night.

Jojo questions Michael about his intentions after he gets his green card. He swears he’s in it for love on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. With Jojo heading home,  the newlyweds head for a drink. After catching a buzz, Angie reminds him of that time she gave him the BJ in the car. Sadly, later on, Angela Deem gets news that her ailing mother is in the ICU. So, she’s headed back to America ASAP and leaving Michael Ilesanmi already on 90 Day Fiance.

Kalani Faagata & Asuelu Pulaa’s Families Have It Out

In the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After scene everyone waited for, Kalani Faagata’s mom and dad meet with Asuelu Pulaa’s family to discuss Kalani’s fight with Asuelu’s mom and sister. First Asuelu Pulaa picks his family up at the airport. Asuelu tells his mom she was wrong to suggest that Kalani divorce him and say she didn’t care about their kids. But she suggests it again. Asuelu Pulaa is tired of “standing in the middle.”

Everyone takes a seat at the restaurant on 90 Day Fiance and newly arrived sister Tammy looks like a cobra ready to strike. Kalani Faagata is pretty laid back and as always, multitasks by breastfeeding and lunching at the same time. Mother Kalani wants to know why mother Asuelu doesn’t give a crap about her son’s marriage and family. And this pisses off Tammy who wants to know why her mom’s being questioned.

Lisa tells Tammy to butt out and explains they shouldn’t cause trouble in Kalani and Asuelu’s marriage over money. Kalani’s dad Low tells the women to stay calm on 90 Day Fiance. He stresses that even though he is of that culture, his family would come first. Mother Asuelu relents but not after telling Asuelu Pulaa she hates him for his lack of cash but loves him as her son. She apologizes to Kalani Faagata but Tammy doesn’t on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After.

Paul Staehle & Karine Martins Head Back To Brazil On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After

Karine Martins gave husband Paul Staehle a deadline when they came to America. Find a job in two months or she leaves. Paul didn’t make good on the promise, so they’re packing to head back to Brazil. Karine wants to be with her family and she is homesick and sick of Paul’s empty promises. They head to the airport but Paul Staehle can’t find his passport on 90 Day Fiance.

Then, Paul’s mom Edna Staehle shows up to say goodbye and Paul snatches her up off the ground like a long lost love. Debbie Johnson longs to recreate this scene with Colt. Edna really is going to miss baby Pierre and worries that Karine Martins and the  baby won’t come back. It’s a sad goodbye but Karine seems relieved to head home. As they go, Edna yells at Paul to keep in touch on 90 Day Fiance.

Colt Johnson Wants To Get In Shape on Happily Ever After

Colt Johnson attempts to do tricep dips at a fitness park. The Las Vegas mama’s boy is reeling from his break up with Jess Caroline. She dumped him after finding out he was distributing junk pics to random women. On 90 Day Fiance, Colt wants to get in shape and figure out a way to manage stress so he rings up his pal Steve. Colt Johnson does some wonky hopscotch moves and pukes in a trash can. Yum.

So, his buddy Steve offers de-stress strategies. Now, Colt’s current methods are whiskey and dressing cats. Colt Johnson explains he’s had a rough time after his divorce from Larissa. And now, his “friend” Vanessa moved out of the house too on 90 Day Fiance. Steve suggest he close his eyes and count to 10 when stressed (or tempted to snap a weenie pic). Next, he also suggests Colt Johnson cut the cord with Debbie. Easier said than done, Steve.

Larissa Lima Gets Plastic Surgery Combo on 90 Day Fiance

Erich Nichols agreed to foot the bill for Larissa Lima to get some giant new tatas and a smaller nose. Then, he drives her to the one-stop clinic to get her front end work done. Eric is flexing his acting skills by making the word boobs two syllables like boo-ibs. And widening his eyes when he speaks of risks and anesthesia on Happily Ever After.

He tells Larissa paying for the double Ds is an “investment in their future.” On 90 Day Fiance, the last thing we see of Larissa as she heads in to surgery is her blurred out a*s crack which really sums of this storyline perfectly. So, Eric paces and drinks coffee and starts to worry after the time elapses. He can’t believe how much her going under the knife is affecting HIS emotions.

Then, we see the doc cramming in Larissa Lima’s implants and dealing with oozing blood (where is Colt’s trashcan when we need it?). Next, he casually suggests it’s time to slice up her nose like it’s a ripe avocado. When it’s done, Larissa is slow to wake up and breathe. Eric Nichols channels his best hospital drama face and rushes back. Turns out she is fine and he gives her a pill while she whines about pain. Hey, transforming into a Kardashian ain’t easy.

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