On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Angela Deem tosses her cookies after seeing goat heads at the market. Andrei Castravet gets shady about his past when some of the Potthast family probe him. Paul Staehle fumbles with the AC for his tiny house but gets Karine Martins’ approval. Debbie Johnson is a hot mess in Brazil after Colt Johnson sides with GF Jess Caroline. And Asuelu Pulaa says sorry to wife Kalani Faagata after dissing American women.
Grab some chicken hearts and some good old American pizza and let’s break down for 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After season 5 episode 7, The Best Mistake of My Life.
Goat Heads Make Angela Deem Puke On 90 Day Fiance: Episode Happily Ever After
On 90 Day Fiance, After a huge fight over Michael Ilesanmi taking her to see some “wimmin” Angie Deem has cooled off with a coke and is ready to start again. Dressed in a shirt that says “flawless” this Georgia gal isn’t being pushed into Nigerian ways. Michael wants her to cook for his mom and aunt. But she tells him that’s on him. Angela a little taken aback that the market isn’t air-conditioned and filled with ready-packed processed foods.
Instead on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, the rice is in bulk and the oil is in used containers. She is able to get past that but when Michael suggests grabbing some goat meat all bets are off.
Angela is gagging from the smell of the goat flanks in the heat and when she sees their heads just lying around it pushes her right over the edge. Back in the car Angela pukes twice in the street and says she surely has Malaria now being that she’s a hypochondriac and all.
Michael agrees to fry some plantains the night of dinner and the rice is cooked so Angie thinks they are good to go. She also has an American style pizza stashed on the counter as a backup. on 90 Day Fiance Michael’s mom seems to think it’s kind of funny that her son is cooking.
Michael’s Aunt is a little more bothered. It turns out mama isn’t a fan of plantains but she does take to the pizza. Even eating it folded like Angela shows her. But, babies are brought up again and Angie’s got to tell Mike about the cancer scare.
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Andrei Castravet Doesn’t Want The Potthast’s Stupid Stuff To Touch The Ears Of His Family
Andrei Castravet and freshly baptized wife Libby Potthast head to Moldova International to pick up her pop Chuck Potthast and brother Charlie Potthast. Chuck arrives complaining about being here in the first place. Much less the fact that their bags were lost. He’s wearing a USA hat from the 7-11 in Tampa where he gets a fountain Mountain Dew and a giant Slim Jim every day. It’s only seconds before they start bashing Moldova on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After.
Viewers got to enjoy watching Andrei drive them through town as Big Chuck and Chuck Jr. ask stupid questions. Asking about whether there are Wal-Marts, barbecues, and salads. And does Amazon deliver.
The area they are in is only a stone’s throw from the Black Sea. The Black Sea has an abundant supply of Tuna, herring, mackerel, anchovy, and is famous for it’s white sturgeon. Yet, Charlie giggles and can’t grasp how there are fish available to eat in Moldova. Charlie must think that his hometown of Tampa is the only place in the world with seafood.
Andrei is thankful for the language barrier because he doesn’t want the stupid things they say to get to his family. However, their special kind of ignorance can easily pass through barriers.
ANDREI’S PARENTS ARE SUCH GREAT AND LOVING PEOPLE
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Elizabeth Potthast’s Dad Chuck Thinks Andrei’s Got Something To Hide on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
Chuck Potthast wants to know if speed limits are enforced in Moldova. Andrei says yes but you can do a quick bribe and get out of it. He mentions he was a cop once. Actually a detective. They laugh at him and want to know why he left a good job to be a bouncer in Ireland. Andrei kind of blows it off as none of their business. Of course, this makes Chuck want to dig even deeper. Really guys? We all have google. People who live in Tampa glass houses….you get my drift.
Mother Castravet has again outdone herself with a delicious spread of food. And his dad even has homemade wine from his grandfather’s vineyard. But this kind of grace and goodwill is lost on Chuck who gives a brief compliment and starts grilling Andrei again with a mouthful of cheese and beets. Andrei’s brother and SIL go back and forth with him and Andrei asks for it to just stop. Father Andrei sits holding his wine and looking sad as he now understands why people warn of the “Florida Man”.
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Debbie Johnson Scorned
The combination of jet lag, baby names, and PDA have Debbie Johnson struggling in Brazil. It’s a new day and the Three’s Company gang are headed to Jess Caroline’s house for dinner. Everyone behaves on the way there. Things look fun at casa Jess. Debbie even lets out a woo-hoo when she sees the beer is already flowing. Colt is dressed like Herman Munster and awkwardly greets everyone on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After.
Deb is quick to criticize Jess’s father Silvio as weird. Chicken hearts on skewers are offered up and Deb swallows hers whole with a beer chaser. Deb uses a bean dish to drop the fact that Colt has already done the Brazilian thing and it was an epic fail. Jess jumps in and the convo quickly turns to Colt’s intentions.
On 90 Day Fiance, Colt says he’s all in and that he’d like to marry Jess and start a family. Debbie coughs up a chicken heart like Cookie Dough coughs up a hairball on that one.
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Mother-wife Debbie Downer wants to know why nobody else at this table thinks this is just straight-up nuts. And way too fast. Jess starts jabbing at her in a voice even more annoying than Larissa about not comparing and hasn’t she ever had the feeling. Debbie has to clarify if she means Colt’s dad or Colt. And says she shacked up with Colt’s dad for 6 months. Jess shooshes Deb and puts her hand in her face.
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Colt Johnson Lets It All Hang Out on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
So, Jess gets aggressive and Deb is done. She demands to go and Colt pours her into a taxi and sends her back to the hotel by herself. This does not go over well. In the morning Colt does a mini walk of shame across the hall to knock on Debbie’s door.
Colt is hungover and has bedhead. He’s thrilled to have a cup of Joe and apologize to Debbie on 90 Day Fiance. Who is past the point of return on ever accepting this redheaded homewrecker. Not even a little bit.
In a scene on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After that should’ve come with a disclaimer, Colt dons a speedo on a Brazilian beach. Jess says she likes the look and manically screams to producers that he makes her want sex all the time. What is happening? They argue about her behavior towards Debbie and she calls him a baby boy. He asks that she not demoralize him. Um, Coltee you’ve done a good job of that already with that banana hammock.
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Paul Staehle Gets A Little House On The Trailer Park
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Paul Staehle finally does something right. He found what he calls a “studio house” in the trailer park for him and Karine to live in. It’s actually pretty cute even if it’s really just one giant room. He even cleans some mold out of the fridge and makes it nice. Of course, he fumbles Paul style trying to put in a window air conditioning unit. Paul made a pen for his two large dogs up front who are back from boarding.
The next step is to bring Karine and son Pierre to the very humble abode. On 90 Day Fiance, Karine actually seems to like the house and calls it cute. Her one concern is there are no curtains on any of the windows. So Paul gets the brilliant idea to cover them with pillows. Of course, this isn’t going to work in the long run but they do share a laugh about it. Overall Karine thinks that Paul is trying. So in this episode at least she was smiling.
— Charlie Maligayo (@charlizzie) July 27, 2020
Asuelu Pulaa Will Let Kalani Faagata Drive The Bus on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
After being spared a whooping from Kalani Faagata’s dad Low Faagata, Asuelu Pulaa has been behaving. During a trip to the park with the kiddos, he even decides to apologize for suggesting American women are lazy compared to Samoan ones.
Kalani tells him it’s okay. She just doesn’t want him throwing her under the bus for everything. Asuelu agrees he won’t “do bad things anymore” and will even let her drive the bus so she won’t be under it. She pushes him on the swings and all is well for the 90 Day Fiance couple.
Later on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Asuelu calls her in to video chat with his mom and one of his sisters who live in Washington state. Kalani says his mom is a bit kooky. His mom says here in America she has become lazy. But reminds Asuelu, father of two, that he should be working for his mother. And his sister does this obnoxious money gesture with her hands as they ask the frozen yogurt slinger for a cool grand. Kalani rolls her eyes. They plan to go visit them soon. But Kalani puts a cap on what he can give them.
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Larissa Moves In With Eric Nichols and Gets a Rude Awakening
Larissa Dos Santos Lima packs up her things to move in with ex Eric Nichols on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. Eric introduces her to his roommate David. He seems a little afraid of her. She tells him she loves video games too especially one called “blodeburn” where you build your own character. She says that while people find her “ultra sexy” she is a nerd inside. It’s like The Big Bang Theory with a Brazilian Penny.
Eric shows her to her room and she doesn’t like a ceramic porcupine in the room because it’s fat and white like Colt. Eric offers to get her a bed and says she can decorate the rest to her liking. On 90 Day Fiance, Larissa declares the room fit for a queen. A queen who was one step away from living in a cardboard box on the Vegas Strip. She also meets up with her pal Hannah and likens them to Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Because you know Kim definitely would’ve dated Colt.
The final scene of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After was a perfect flush to Larissa’s crap show. It seems Eric was talking to someone named Nathalie while he and the queen were on a break. Larissa calls her up and Nathalie explains that Eric bad-mouthed her to everyone and even met up with Colt to discuss her BJ techniques. And basically said she doesn’t shower and is a bad mother. Eric arrives home and she hangs up. Till next time! Catch HEA Sundays at 8 on TLC.
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