Mama June: From Not to Hot Season 2, Episode 16 starts two days before the pageant. Everything is falling apart – Geno walks out and Alana blames her mom. Here’s how things get so bad on the recap of Mama June: From Not to Hot “The Worst Day in Pageantry” that aired Friday, August 3.
June and Pumpkin go out for a walk in the rain. Geno is with Ella Grace. Geno says he loves June but doesn’t want to get married ever again. He put her off on talking about the proposal til after the pageant.
Mama June: From Not to Hot: Pumpkin Talks Wedding Plans
June says she needs to fit into her pageant dress and a wedding dress. Pumpkin insists she’ll get married first. June is upset Sugar Bear is coming to the pageant. She wonders why he’d come to the pageant, but her daughter reminds her he’s Alana’s dad.
Lately, on Mama June: From Not to Hot, June gained back 15 pounds and worries. Pumpkin wonders why her mom proposed to Geno. June says he’s the right one and she’s totally in love. She says Geno treats her and the kids good. She says almost going blind taught her not to waste any time.
Pumpkin says she doesn’t want people to think she’s just getting married to Josh because of Ella. She’s looking forward to counseling and isn’t sure getting married will straighten out their problems.
Geno Gets a Call – Sugar Bear Fumes
Next on Mama June: Hot or Not, Geno calls for a baby bottle and Alana brings it. Alana is excited about the wedding next weekend. Alana tells Geno that her mom is mad she invited Sugar to the pageant. Geno says her daddy deserves to be there.
Sugar Bear and Jennifer talk about getting unsupervised visits with Alana. He gave her a locket and thought his daughter had forgiven him. He asks Jennifer to call June, but she says she won’t call “that woman” and says she’s a heifer. Jennifer says she’ll call Geno.
Sugar is annoyed that Jennifer wants to call Geno. Sugar tells her to call her friend. He says don’t get too close to him. Geno takes a call from Jennifer who asks about Ella Grace. Jennifer tells Sugar she likes Geno and he’s good with kids.
June Explodes Over Custody Call
Jennifer asks Geno about Sugar Bear getting unsupervised visitation as he wants. Geno agrees to mention it to June, but then she walks in and wants to know who in the hell is on the phone.
On Mama June: From Not to Hot, Geno gets off the phone fast. June wants to know why he’s talking to Jennifer. Jennifer reports to Sugar Bear that June came in yelling. Geno tells June she has “no damned sense.” June is upset he’s not on her side. Geno says it’s about Alana.
He says she needs to let Sugar Bear see Alana. Geno’s annoyed and walks out saying it’s none of her business where he’s going. Alana peeks out the blinds. June says Jennifer thinks she’s June 2.0 as Geno roars his truck out of the driveway.
Pageant Preparations Ramp Up
Alana looks at her pageant trophies and says she’s nervous about the dance. She is praying to the pageant gods. It’s 18 hours before the pageant. Pagent coach JJ Smith brought in a new spray tanner who gets to work first on June.
She complains it’s too cold. Alana is next. JJ says Alana is Casper the Ghost. Boo Boo thinks he said “goat.” June worries the dress JJ picked out won’t fit. It’s 12 hours before the pageant on Mama June: From Not to Hot.
Geno’s still not back and Alana is stressed out about it. She says Geno has never broken a promise and is worried he’ll disappoint her. Then it’s pageant day. June calls someone for a ride and says Geno is gone to work.
Jennifer Plans Sweet Revenge
At Believe Boutique in McIntrye, GA, Jennifer and Sugar Bear are out shopping. Jennifer talks about all the weight she’s lost now that she’s down below 300. She says her wedding dress is way too big now. Jennifer’s happy to be a size 26.
Sugar Bear says the key to shopping is to agree to everything your wife says. She’s looking for a dress to show up June at the pageant after what she pulled at their wedding with the red dress. Sugar whistles at her first dress and says not to lose too much weight.
He says watching her try on dresses has him hungry for “dessert” and goes to peek at her in the dressing room. Jennifer tries on one last dress, and he says June won’t like that one. Mike makes greedy eyes at her on From Mama June: Not to Hot.
Alana Rages at June Over Geno
Alana demands to know where Geno is and why he didn’t come home last night. June says they need to focus on the pageant. She tells Boo Boo that Geno will be there and tells her to go get ready. Alana says this is June’s fault because she ruins everything.
June calls Geno and gets voicemail. She yells at Alana to get ready, but the kid is in the backyard talking to her dead dog Jelly Bean. She’s scared people will laugh, and she won’t do well.
June keeps yelling for Alana who asks Jelly Bean for a sign about the pageant. She wonders whether to ignore the mean girls and do a Honey Boo Boo revival. She stomps through the kitchen on Friday’s Mama June: From Not to Hot.
June Stress Eating Little Debbie Snack Cakes
June is in her room stress eating Little Debbies. She hollers for Pumpkin to help her. June goes to beat on Alana’s door who says she doesn’t have to do the pageant if she doesn’t want to. It’s five hours til the pageant.
Alana calls Sugar Bear, and he says they’re excited to see her onstage today. Boo Boo says she’s throwing up, but he says it sounds like nerves since she hasn’t done it in a while. She says she doesn’t think she can bring Honey Boo Boo.
Sugar Bear says they’ll do what they used to do. He sings her Row Your Boat. Sugar talks about how he gets nervous while squirrel hunting. He encourages her and says he can’t wait to see her. Alana gets off the phone as June complains that no one is ready but her.
Pumpkin’s Vegas Wedding Plans
Josh digs out luggage for Vegas. Pumpkin says it’s not enough. She wants to buy new bags, and he says they need to save their money for strippers. He says he’s gonna have a bachelor party.
Pumpkin says he needs to stop thinking about whores and takes this seriously. Josh says strippers are entertainers, but Pumpkin insists they’re whores. June keeps yelling for Alana who asks Jelly Bean for a sign about the pageant.
She wonders whether to ignore the mean girls and go or a Honey Boo Boo revival. She stomps through the kitchen. June is in her room stress eating Little Debbie snack cakes while JJ is running late. She hollers for Pumpkin to help her.
June Flips Out
Next on Mama June: Not to Hot, June goes to beat on Alana’s door who says she doesn’t have to do the pageant if she doesn’t want to. Pumpkin tells them to stop yelling since Ella is asleep and comes to help with the boxes.
June’s sister Doe Doe is annoyed that Geno walked out and said June’s proposal was a disaster like a double-wide in a tornado. It’s five hours til the pageant.
Pumpkin says, “cry me a f-ing river” and Josh says “you’ve got an issue, here’s a tissue.” She brings up Vegas and Josh says he likes liquor and whores. June goes to the fridge and gets an éclair out and shoves it in her mouth. Josh goes into hysterics laughing.
JJ Arrives – Honey Boo Boo Appears
JJ comes in and sees it and explodes. He says he pinched the dress within an inch of her life. Alana calls Sugar Bear, and he says they’re excited to see her onstage today.
Alana says she’s throwing up, but he says it sounds like nerves since she hasn’t done it in a while. She says she doesn’t think she can bring Honey Boo Boo. Sugar Bear says they’ll do what they used to do. He sings her Row Your Boat.
Sugar talks about how he gets nervous while squirrel hunting. He encourages her and says he can’t wait to see her. Alana gets off the phone as June complains that no one is ready but her.
Josh Laughs While JJ Has a Tantrum
On Mama June: From Not to Hot, JJ is worried that June won’t get into her pageant dress. He says if the dress won’t fit, neither will the crown. Josh says this pageant just got more entertaining. JJ wants to know where’s Alana and June says she said she wouldn’t do it. They think it’s stage fright.
JJ says his reputation is on the line. Alana comes down with her shades on and says she’s ready to do this thing. JJ pops his fan and says they’re working his nerves to the last degree. Alana is still mad that her mom made Geno leave. It’s a tough moment on Not to Hot.
Josh laughs saying this is going to nosedive. Alana says a call to Sugar Bear got her to change her mind. June says she’s happy he helped her and is being a dad. He saved the day and helped their daughter – while Geno went missing on Mama June: From Not to Hot.
Pre-pageant Pep Talk for Honey Boo Boo
Alana says she thinks they’re going to win. JJ says he’s excited about this. At the auditorium, June worries because they’re late. It’s an hour before the pageant. June thinks she’s in over her head and needs to pull a rabbit out of her ass.
Alana’s nemesis Hannah and her minions are bothering her. Boo Boo tells June to put her shirt on because she’s embarrassing her. JJ goes to hide the snacks. They get their makeup on, and Alana puts in her flippers (fake teeth). Other girls pick on her about it backstage at the pageant on Mama June: From Not to Hot.
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Mean Girl Taunts Alana
June reassures her. Alana goes to practice her dance and worries because she forgets steps. She calls Geno and gets voicemail and says she needs him. Alana tells him she doesn’t want to be there.
Another pageant girl comes out and tells Alana she needs to go home because she’s going to embarrass herself. The pageant will finally air next week on Friday, August 10 episode of Mama June: From Not to Hot.
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