’90 Day Fiance’: Tania’s Wedding to Syngin – Desperate to Seem Cool?

90 Day Fiance capped the season with weddings for Tania Maduro and Syngin Colchester and three other pairs. But many viewers thought Tania went overboard trying to make her wedding cool and non-traditional. Like Syngin’s tears of pain, it was tough to watch at moment. See what happened on Can I Get A Witness. Then, brace yourself for another brawl on the two night Tell All on TLC.

Tania Maduro Tries Way Too Hard to Be Hip on 90 Day Fiance

Wacky resident witch doctor Tania Maduro ran late setting up her DIY event as guests arrive. Didn’t her psychic counselor warn her about this hiccup with her wedding to non-soulmate Syngin Colchester. As time runs out, Tania says she’ll just “bird bath” it. Is that an avian cousin to a ho-bath? (Asking for my friend Darcey…)

Then, 90 Day Fiance bride Tania Maduro bragged about pushing boundaries with her black lace 90s-looking prom dress. She’s amazed by its ability to reign in her impressive ta-tas. Poor Syngin looks like he’s heading to a casual wedding. While his fiancee seems outfitted for Addams Family cosplay. Between that and stand-up comedian officiant, it was well… you know…

90 Day Fiance: Tania Maduro - Syngin Colchester

With This Tattoo – I Thee Wed

Down on one knee, Syngin Colchester tells Tania Maduro on 90 Day Fiance he knew that night he met her at a bar would be more than a one night stand. Ah, the romance… For her part, Tania promised to at least shoot a text on those nights she’s out hammered without him.

Then, On 90 Day Fiance, Tania Maduro again proves how much cooler she is than the rest of us. Instead of rings, they tattooed zodiac signs on their ring fingers at the altar. Sagittarius, the sign of travel. With the ink and Syngin Colchester’s tat tears not yet dry, the two toast to the future.

So, if Syngin Colchester ever breaks free of the she-shed, that tattoo will always be there to remind him he’s not Tania Maduro’s soulmate. But, he did it anyway. Guess Syngin Colchester couldn’t hear the legion of 90 Day Fiance viewers screaming “NOOOOO” as Tania Maduro walked down the aisle.

Anna And Mursel Race Clock on 90 Day Fiance

Anna Campisi is in a mad dash to pick up fellow beekeeper and fiance Mursel Mistanoglu at Omaha International. They have just hours to marry before his K-1 visa expires. Her two youngest sons, Gino and Leo, are along for the ride. Meanwhile, angry Joey sits out the nuptials with mom and her Turkey fiance.

On 90 Day Fiance, Mursel steams his suit then knocks at the door freaking out her pals. But, he’s there to tie one on before the ceremony. With the Turkish red ribbon tied on Anna’s waist, it’s time to go. FYI, that red ribbon symbolizes the bride’s viginity. With three kids, that ship sailed, but it’s a sweet touch.

Even the most jaded had to admit Mursel’s reaction to Anna in her dress and touching her hair was priceless. After a quick ceremony, they’re hitched. They even had a honeycomb on their cake. Little Leo stole the show walking his mom down the aisle and toasting the 90 Day Fiance newlyweds.

Blasmin Makes it Official on 90 Day Fiance

Blake Abelard, LA’s real-life masked singer, is set to marry Finnish fiance Jasmin Lahtinen. So, they’ll get hitched in a park near where Blake grew up. Jasmine lets producers know she’s never been to a wedding and seems blase about this one. Blake sweetly makes her a bouquet as she slips into her slip dress ordered online.

On 90 Day Fiance, Blake’s mom is still salty that Jasmine refused to get a J-O-B. Then, the ceremony is short and Jasmin closes her eyes through much of it. Blake’s pals aren’t fans of hers (per the TLC scripted scenes). But, they show up and wish him well. At the reception, Jasmin doubles as the ice sculpture. Does that count as work?

Angela Deem Heads Home For A Witness

On 90 Day Fiance, things have tough for Angela Deem. With Michael Ilesanmi’s K-1 in limbo, she hauled her Georgia a** back to Lagos, Nigeria. She tried to storm the American embassy but failed. Then, Michael’s family hinted he should find a young local bride with plenty of eggs to tote.

So, Angela caved and she and Mykull went to meet a local wedding expert. He tells them they need a witness from the good old USA or it will be rendered invalid. Angela can’t think of one. But, aren’t they surrounded by TLC crew holding cameras and American passports? Break that fourth wall girl…

On 90 Day Fiance, Michael is sad she’s leaving and gives Angela a necklace with his name on it. He’s got a matching one for himself with her name. Then, she eats his face like a butter biscuit as they say a final goodbye. Tell All previews show Angela’s brawling again – so pop your corn and wait for that.

Spoiler alert – they just got hitched a couple of weeks ago in his native land.

90 Day Fiance: Angela Deem - Michael Ilesanmi Wedding - TLC

Robert Does Right By Anny on 90 Day Fiance

It’s finally wedding day for Robert Springs and Anny. Both are getting their hair done. Anny’s bummed that none of her family can make it. But, she’s happy dirty granny and sleezy hubby aren’t invited. Robert is nervous and having some doubts. He doesn’t want a divorce. He’s a guy who believes in solid commitment. Then points out he’s got 5 kids by 4 different women. Pause for hard eye roll.

On 90 Day Fiance, Robert’s cousin drives him and adorable Bryson to the ceremony. Little Bryson rocks a red suit just like his pop with matching braids. The ceremony begins and the officiant asks the standard “is there anyone here who objects to this wedding”. And we see the scene TLC baited us with for weeks. Where Robert speaks up and says he “can’t do this right now”.

As Anny’s lip quivers, he drops to one knee and puts a ring on her finger. Turns out he just meant he couldn’t do it until he put a proper ring on it. Later everyone celebrates. Anny says that Robert wants 10 kids so that means she has to pop out 5. Robert scoffs and says he doesn’t need a team of offspring. Bryson says his dad is happy. It seems the couple argues about money at the Tell All. Shocker.

Alien Mike and Natalie – It’s a Matter of Trust

On 90 Day Fiance, a pouty Mike Youngquist roams around the farm in Sequim, Washington. He’s been home from the Ukraine for a week. With no word from Natalie Mordovtseva. His alien overlords encourage him to call. So, he does. Natalie answers on face time lounging in a low cut blue top. He asks if she’s been thinking about him. She says nyet.

So, Mike wants to know if she loves him because she told producers she did not. And he’s not sure if he loves her anyway. Nat implies there’s trust issues. The two bicker and Mike ends the call. When 90 Day Fiance producers question him, he walks out. It seems this will be addressed on the Tell All. Hmmm.

Plus, we know 100% Natalie’s in Sequim with him now. So, whatever it was didn’t outweigh the allure of a green card. Also, Mike and Sarah Jessen filmed a meh scene about zombies and pre-nushes that would have been better on the cutting room floor. Next up is the Tell All Sunday at 8 on TLC.

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