’90 Day Fiance’ Recap: Can Kobe Blaise Take Care of Business?

On 90 Day Fiance, Kobe Blaise wants to learn Emily Bieberly‘s dad’s business. And maybe eventually take it over one day if her dad is game. Guillermo Rojas sees the glass half-full. But Kara Bass lurks behind ready to prove that it’s mostly empty even in America.

Shaeeda Sween is a good sport but annoyed with Bilal Hazziez and his bossiness. Mohamed Abdelhamed isn’t down with Yvette Arellano‘s independence.

And Thais Ramone reveals why she keeps track of Patrick Mendes. Crack a cold one and let’s break it all down in this recap of Season 9, Episode 9 Poison In the Honey.

90 Day Fiance: Kobe Blaise Wants in On the Family Business

Things haven’t exactly gone smooth for Kobe Blaise since arriving in America. The former underwear model tries to fit in at fiancé Emily Bieber’s house.

But frustration and Emily’s generally annoying personality make it tough. She’s kicked him out of bed and criticized his efforts helping in the barn. Her parents are patient but concerned. Especially after Kobe swore at Emily in front of her mom.

Emily Bieberly doesn’t seem to get it either on 90 Day Fiance. She asks them to pay for a wedding. And dad is stretched thin.

He decides to speak to Kobe about the future over a few cold ones. Kobe is intimidated. But not so much so that he suggests he jump into dad David Bieberly’s business.

And perhaps take over one day. This annoys David. Kobe Blaise has four grand he brought from home. But David is quick to point out that won’t take you very far even in Kansas.

90 Day Fiance: Guillermo Rojas Gets Sticker Shock

Guillermo Rojas wants to plan his wedding to Kara Bass. Balloon artist, career cheerleader and homecoming queen of Helium High. The one time Kara doesn’t seem interested in dusting off her pom poms and giving a shout out is when Guillermo wants something.

Namely a computer or a wedding celebration. Kara lets him know matrimony ain’t cheap in the rolling green pastures of Charlottesville, Virginia. Guillermo suggests they at least shop a few venues on 90 Day Fiance. Can’t hurt right?

Kara Bass agrees but takes him to a giant, splendid winery that’s sure to be beyond their budget. Guillermo gets emotional and suggests he’d be so happy to be married on the spacious and decorated venue.

But Kara gets to say “I told you so” when it’s a cool 10 grand just for the space. Guillermo Rojas calls her controlling and Kara just purses her lips.

Shaeeda Sween Likes Her Chicken Clean

On 90 Day Fiance, Shaeeda Sween wants to bond with Bilal Hazziez’s two kids, Zaynah and Yusuf Hazziez. She cooks with Zaynah. First showing her how she washes chicken. In the same way she washes her “lady parts”.

After that bit of TMI, they find out they do have something in common. They are both a little messy. Especially for Bilal’s taste. Shaeeda does ask Zaynah if she’d consider calling her “umi”. Which of course means mommy in Islam.

It’s still a little too soon for Zaynah to take that leap. In spite of Shaeeda Sween sharing how she cleanses her giblets. Later the whole family goes for scooter rides. Shaeeda admits she’s not a fan. But she sucks it up for the kids’ sake.

But that still isn’t good enough for Bilal Hazziez. Who suggests her mind often “goes to the negative.” And can’t resist bringing up her lack of spoon polishing skills and kitchen organization. So Shaeeda asks for some alone time. Dude, chill.

Mohamed Abdelhamed Wants Yvette Arellano to Change on 90 Day Fiance

Yvette Arellano is a single mom who enjoys her time with friends and the occasional glass of wine. She’s also a professional and owns a really cool home. This sounds like a lady who has her life together to most.

But her young fiancé Mohamed Abdelhamed finds her independence concerning. He drinks coffee alone and admits he’s a bit upset that she stayed out till 10:30 the night before and imbibed some alcohol.

She’s frustrated by his wanting her to change. But Mohamed suggests she “knew who he was” before she agreed to marry him on 90 Day Fiance. An Egyptian man who is Muslim. Yvette Arellano has no plans to convert.

Or give up her freedoms as an independent woman. Mohamed Abdelhamed suggests that her friends are in her ear. Likening them to “the poison in the honey”. While that’s a bit dramatic it seems Yve has a big decision to make. Mohamed or the good life she’s worked so hard for.

Thais Ramone Still Wants To Track Patrick Mendes

Patrick Mendes is a little annoyed with 90 Day Fiance Thais Ramone. She’s complaining about their perfectly nice new house in Dallas.

And still wants to track his every move with the shared location feature on iPhone. He decides to try a different strategy to get Thais to give up on him being a walking GPS target. He buys some tacky lingerie and a brand new phone and surprises her with it over dinner.

After Thais gets past the furry lingerie that she mistook for a cat in the box, she’s thrilled to get the new phone. But it comes with a condition: she can’t use it to track him any longer. She doesn’t agree with this.

And points out that Patrick Mendes was the one fooling around in the past. Patrick admits to some drunken kissing when he was “floppy”. But she says it went further than that after she found incriminating texts.

Later, on 90 Day Fiance, brother John Mendes organizes a housewarming party. Thais Ramone isn’t happy about this since she is “conservative”. It’s bad enough when a bunch of guys show up with frat boy energy and hard seltzer.

It gets worse when several young women join the party. Thais is angry and Patrick sweats bullets. She pulls him into the closet to make him admit the girls are all ugly and she’s beautiful. He obliges and they return to the party to play tongue twister. Ugh.

90 Day Fiance: Jibri Bell Has Second Thoughts

Things certainly heated up in the windy city on 90 Day Fiance. Jibri Bell came to blows with his BFF and bandmate David Dacho. It didn’t go too far thanks to the intervention of the Black Serbs bandmate known as Space Cash.

The funky looking alien/astronaut got the two to separate and start focusing on their jam instead. The gang threw out some individual lyrics about cars, bars, anything that rhymed. And the engineer did the rest.

But David Dacho is concerned for Jibri Bell’s future. He thinks Miona is a distraction and doesn’t have his pal’s best interest at heart. The guys head for Serbian grub and shots. While Miona tries on wedding dresses with the Black Serb’s version of Fergie, Brittany.

She is a friend to Miona Bell, unlike most of the other people in Jibri’s circle, including his parents. While Miona dreams of her beach wedding, David succeeds in sowing the seeds of doubt in Jibri’s head. Till next time!

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