’90 Day Fiance’: Michael Slurps Angela Deem’s Face Plus More Candy Panties – ‘Before The 90 Days’ Recap

This week’s episode of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days finds our favorite egg totin’ Marlboro smokin’ Georgia gal Angela Deem back on Nigerian soil with Michael Ilesanmi. Meanwhile Tim Malcolm struggles to connect with Jeniffer who questions whether he’s gay. Rebecca Parrott and Zied Hakimi make up after the disaster at the Hookah bar. Caesar Mack shows pics of his Ukrainian bot to other vacationers. Who tease him he’s being catfished. And Tom Brooks calls out Darcey Silva‘s ridiculousness over an extra-large glass of vino and cheesecake. Catch 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Sunday nights on TLC.

Angela Deem Heads To Nigeria to Trump Up Michael – 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Recap

Angela Deem’s packing up to visit her fiance Michael Ilesanmi in Lagos, Nigeria. She enlists daughter Skyla Deem to drive her to the airport. The same daughter she wanted an egg from to tote a baby for Michael. Until Skyla graciously pointed out that then it would be her baby. Angela isn’t shy on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days telling her daughter that her and “Mahkull” have amazing sexual chemistry.

And she’s bringing along plenty of sex toys and Trump-themed boxers. Skyla thinks it’s nasty and doesn’t really want to hear about the size of Michael’s member. On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Michael Ilesanmi hangs out with his pals. Something he doesn’t get to do too much of because Angela Deem is crazy jealous. She even made him stop working so she could know his whereabouts at all times. And she pays him not to work. Huh?

90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days: Angela Deem & Michael Ilesanmi Hit a Literal Road Block

Angela Deem many not be the grounded kind of woman who should be having children at 50. Skyla – Don’t tote that egg. Please. His friends rib him about Angela Deem, and that it sounds like she’s the boss. And his sugar mama. On 90 Day Fiance, Angela Deem finally arrives in Nigeria with a sprinkle donut neck pillow, handcuffs and carton of smokes in tow. Michael Ilesanmi is on the way to pick her up, and he’s pretty excited to see her. The two hug each other and she calls him fat and says he’s got a big butt now.

It’s a happy 90 Day Fiance reunion for these two. They get in the car and Angela leans back and lights up. Michael Ilesanmi looks worried at something happening in front of him on the road. He jumps out and starts yelling at the men blocking the road with spikes. Angela Deem jumps out and joins the ruckus. When they finally make it to the hotel, Angela shoves Michael’s junk in Trump boxers then handcuffs him. It’s a face-licking, stomach churning “good” time. If nothing else, she missed him…

Rebecca Parrott Covers Up to Meet Zied Hakimi’s Parents

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Rebecca Parrott and younger man Zied Hakimi aren’t speaking the morning after their disastrous date at the Up in Smoke Hookah lounge. Rebecca is still whining about her Moroccan ex being the source of any and all problems in her life. Zieds still angry. He says he doubts her ability to listen to him. And if things don’t get better, he could leave her. Honestly, he is right in this fight. He spelled it out for her loud and clear. The filtered 40-something knew better. Especially having been married to a Muslim before.

However, they are going stay with Zied’s parents tonight. Zied has never brought a girl home before. Probably because with only a learners permit, dating is hard. On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Zied schools Rebecca. Don’t say they went to a bar. Don’t say they shared a hotel room. And cover up those tats. They don’t want a daughter-in-law that looks like Sailor Jerry. And they need to be covered with more than a pleather jacket. So, Zied buys her some traditional Tunisian garb. She agrees to wear it. And looks like she’s ready to audition for the Tamburitzans. But Zied approves and they are off to meet the parents.

Tom Brooks Plays with Darcey Silva’s Emotions on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Day

Tom Brooks arranged for a cricket lesson for he and Darcey Silva – does the UK have Groupon? The Connecticut 90 Day Fiance mom is on day three of trying to get this bloke in her pants. But unfortunately for the horny Darcey, it’s been crickets in the bedroom. All she’s seen in the bed of her pasty “James Bond” is pajamas with hounds on them and lined slippers. Darcey has no idea what cricket is and calls it wicket.

She delights that it sounds like a sex word. She suits up and Tom starts slinging balls at her. Although not the kind she wantsOn 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Darcey asks Tom to change their planned trip to Grand Canaria. She wants them to go Albania instead. Because twin sister Stacey will be there with her fiance. The two share arrest records, a failed reality show and an affinity for foreign men. Honestly girls – how’s that working out for you? A three year engagement? Traveling across the pond and no D?

Tom’s Not the Messiah – Darcey Can’t Get Any D

At this point on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, maybe Darcey Silva needs a life coach. I know a certain intense Dutchman who might be able to help. Maybe those late night phone calls were counseling sesh. So, Tom agrees to cancel the trip he planned in favor of Albania. Even though he doesn’t consider it his cup of tea. Later, he treats Darcey to wine and dessert.

Then, he orders the largest glass of wine possible. Smart move. Darcey quickly starts with her Darceyisms: the place is chic. I’m in awe. I’ve never felt like such a woman. Tom finds this insincere and over the top. And in a bit of reality gold, he tells her that he’s not one of the disciples and to take it down a notch. She tells 90 Day Fiance producers she’s confused. She just wants to love on him. He’s a man Darcey, not a Poodle. Will Darcey get the pasty D? Stay tuned.

Caesar Mack – The Candy Man Can’t in Cancun

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Angela Deem isn’t the only one buying novelty drawers for her overseas love. It seems glass-half-full Caesar Mack has bought enough edible underwear to feed the entire ant population of Cancun. The only difference is that Angela actually knows Michael. And has slept with him. (Burn on Darcey). Whereas Caesar only has some grainy videos of the woman he’s spent a fortune on – who is now ghosting him. Our favorite optimistic nail tech tells himself she’s not answering because she’s already on a plane on the way there.

Caesar takes a glorious cannonball into the pool at the resort. He meets up with a midwestern family who I pray has slathered up with some SPF 800. Or else tomorrow it’s going to be painful. He explains that he’s going to propose to his girlfriend right after she dons a gummy thong and chocolate bra. The Griswold family asks to see her picture. And the teenage son basically laughs in his face and suggests she’s a catfish. But Caesar isn’t worried. He’s got candy panties, cubic zirconia, and foolish optimism. 

Avery Mills Hasn’t Yet Summered as a Muslim – 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

It seems Michael and Angela aren’t the only ones facing a roadblock on this week’s episode. It seems Omar Albakkour only had one task – and he didn’t do it. He was supposed to get a venue and a Sheikh. And he’s got nothing. He tells his fiance it’s not his wrong, that they aren’t open on the weekends round here. Avery points out he’s had months to do this.

And if she can come up with a whole Muslim wardrobe worthy of Beirut fashion week, than he could’ve at least got a Sheikh. She sulks to mom Teri that he let her down. On 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, Teri isn’t really on board with this whole Middle East thing. She’s not a fan of eggplant and covering up. Nonetheless she agrees to help find a venue and a Sheikh. Because if not, she won’t be there for her daughter’s whim of a wedding. Avery could move on to Scientology and hooking up with Tom Cruise by this time next week.

Avery’s Mom Needs to Phone Home – Tunisian Fashion’s Not Her Thing

Later, the trio heads to a local mosque. Teri is welcomed, but must cover her hair and exposed legs. I guess Dress Barn didn’t have a mosque-approved section. She emerges looking like a cross between ET and The Flying Nun. Luckily, the nice man at the mosque tells them that a Sheikh will be in on Monday. And he can marry them during regular mosque business hours. Teri is glad to lose her extra garb. She doesn’t see how Avery can stand it.

And mom’s quick to point out that Avery hasn’t spent a Summer as a Muslim yet. That could definitely be a game changer. Later, Avery and Omar go to dinner without Teri. Avery worries about telling her mom her plans to move to Syria. Omar doesn’t seem too keen on the idea either. Explaining that there isn’t really power or running water most of the time. And that it’s a scary WAR ZONE. But they do have makeup. So, it’s still a go for Avery.

Jeniffer And Tim Have a Girls Night In

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Tim Malcolm has already pissed off his Latina paramour Jeniffer being too friendly with ex Veronica. He’s also scared to death of her. Maybe he should’ve studied the curve that Russ Mayfield’s life took once he hooked up with a hot-headed Colombian who isn’t really a model but plays one on TV. Tim does manage to smooth things over by giving her tons of clothes once they arrive to his Airbnb.

The two go out to dinner later and Jeniffer briefs him on her family. They are farmers, manly men with dirty fingernails. Tim flashes his perfectly manicured nails and says he prefers a file and a clear topcoat and not day old cow sh*t wedged under his nails. Jeniffer promptly calls him a p*ssy and confesses to producers he’s not physically her type. But he does come with unlimited access to Amazon wardrobe. Tim admits that he gets made fun of back home. So, being called a p*ssy isn’t really a new thing.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Tim asks Jeniffer to spend the night with him at his Airbnb. He suggests she put on the new pajamas he bought her. Better yet, he suggests they do face masks, eat cookie dough and watch “Mean Girls”. The perfect girls night. Jeniffer is a little put off by his girly girl ways. And she wonders if he’s gay. Then it’s lights out. Tim dreams of Mimosas and Biore Pore strips for morning.

Ben Meets The Family Akinyi on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

Ben has finally made it to Kenya to be with Akinyi. He’s got a waiting Airbnb and he’s ready to chill with his girl. Things have been good so far. And then Akinyi tells him that he won’t be going to the Airbnb. He will be staying with her brother at his house where he can keep an eye on him. And his name is Fidel. And he’s kinda mean. At this point, Ben has to be thinking that he got Punk’d. Or that he needs to jump out of this moving car and get on the next plane back to Arizona.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Ben goes along with Akinyi’s change of plans. The family Akinyi is lined up in a gauntlet awaiting him. Ben is sweaty and nervous. And as Akinyi keeps reminding us, he’s very white. She gives him a gift of a Kenyan flag bracelet. Ben has come empty-handed as he has 26 cents in his checking account after making this trip.

Later, Fidel questions his intentions. He’s concerned that Ben didn’t put his house in order since he is divorced. And wonders why he didn’t bring Akinyi a gift. You can bet Colt Johnson could have warned him to show up with flowers at the very least… Bet he’s thankful right now he didn’t bring any chocolate panties. Till next time. You can catch 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Sunday nights at 8 on TLC.

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