’90 Day Fiance’: Angela Deem Smashes Cake in Michael’s Face – ‘Before The 90 Days’ [Recap]

This week’s 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days episode “Under Pressure” found Michael Ilesanmi trying to mend things with Angela Deem with a cake, and it ends up in his face. Rebecca Parrott pulls more secrets out of her sleeve to rile Zied Hakimi. Benjamin Taylor takes solace in the Bible after Akinyi Obala freaks out and leaves him hanging. Avery Mill‘s mom Teri tries to warn her daughter (the night before the wedding) of the risk of marrying  someone like Omar Albakkour. And once again, Darcey Silva ruins everything. Let’s shake down season 3 episode 7 “Under Pressure”. You can catch 90 Day Before: The 90 Days Sunday nights on TLC at 8 PM.

Angela Deem Holds Green Card Over Michael Ilesanmi Head Again

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Angela Deem is fed up with Micheal Ilesanmi and his lyin’ ways. How dare he take her to the same boat dock where he took a picture on a boat that had a woman on it sitting 20 feet away. She gets a black SUV to haul her Georgia a*s back to the glorious Lagos Travel Inn. She rants all the way back about how she can’t trust him and doesn’t want him anywhere near women.

Back at the Inn Angela Deem drowns her sorrows at the bar on 90 Day Fiance. Michael comes in and offers her a coke which she throws on the ground. Angela shoves him and tells him to go get his s*it and get the hell out! Michael just wants the chance to explain. His dream of coming to America in his Trump undies and MAGA hatted glory is fading fast. Angela stomps upstairs, tosses his crap in the hall and has a little pity party in the room. Complete with a makeshift ashtray made of a pop lid. I wonder if this will jeopardize her membership as a Lagos Travel Inn Gold rewards member.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Georgia Woman Scorned

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Michael sleeps in his car and takes a shower with a bottle of Aquafina. Angela is inside and ready to hit the streets. She asks the front desk where she can get her hair done. Michael stops her outside and begs to talk. Angela takes off and he tracks her to the salon where she’s getting braids and chewing the fat with the staff on Mah-Kull’s lyin’ ways. Michael shows up bearing a cake. It worked the last time after the BJ incident. But not this time. Angela gets him kicked out of the salon. Then she smashes the cake right in Michael’s face leaving cake on his face and his car. Maybe should’ve tried a pack of Marlboro’s.

Rebecca Parrott Is Pulling Out All the Stops on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

Rebecca Parrott has been slinking around Tunisia in her signature black pleather jacket and smokey eye for a week now trying to shock lover Zied Hakimi and family and whoever else will listen. Previously on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Day, Rebecca showed her tats, and casually mentioned her Moroccan ex over couscous. None of this seemed to get the over the top dramatic reaction Rebecca seems to crave. Now it’s time to meet Zied’s sister, who she’s convinced wants her stoned in the public square for taking her brother away.

 On 90 Day Fiance, Rebecca and Zied hit up the spice market. They sample olives and she says we don’t have exotic olives in the United States. I guess she’s never been to a Trader Joe’s. Zied’s sister Wiem grills Rebecca on her intentions. And asks why he has to sacrifice and she doesn’t. Over dinner she wants to know how many times Rebecca’s been married. She says 3 and this makes Wiem literally laugh out loud. Rebecca is mad. She wants to be seen as a bad girl, not a laughing-stock.

Zied is in need of a watermelon hookah after all the family nonsense of the last few days. Rebecca is in need of attention, so she comes up with yet another blast from her past to drop on Zied as he puffs his fruity tobacco. She was in a relationship with a woman. Zied is a little confused but admits it was before he knew her, so it’s ok. Damn. Rebecca just can’t win. When is she going to get some attention on 90 Day Fiance. Maybe she should tell him she murdered someone. The old “I’m still technically married thing” probably isn’t going to cut it if her lesbian fling didn’t.

Teri Tries To Warn Avery Mills About the Risks of Marrying Omar Albakkour

On 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, it’s the night before Avery Mills and Omar Albakkour’s wedding. Instead of spending her last night as a single woman partying with friends in a white boa and bride crown, the nouveau Muslim is learning to write her name in Arabic. With hubby to be Omar as teacher. Mom Teri emerges in a nightgown from the Reba McEntire collection at Target. She’s tired so she sends Omar back to his room.

Teri’s energy returns quickly when he leaves. Her mom grills Avery on how she met Omar. Isn’t it odd that he found her on an American website? After all, Omar can’t come to America, so why is he seeking out American girls?

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Day, Avery Mills, who’s wrapped in what looks like 10 yards of the hotel’s leftover carpet instantly gets mad. She says if he was just looking to find American to marry for a green card, he could have found. And Teri says “Yes he did – you”. Ouch.

Avery cries and says she is marrying him no matter what.

Jeniffer Tarazona Gives Tim Malcolm a Second Chance on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

When we last saw Tim Malcolm he was left sitting in a restaurant after Jeniffer Tarazona doused him with a drink. He says it’s the first time that it’s ever happened to him. Jen was miffed because Tim got a text from his Colombian ex. And had her in his contacts as Mami. Nevertheless, she had already introduced him to her grandparents, so she decides to hear him out. Tim explains that he no longer has feelings for the ex and didn’t plan to respond. Jeniffer decides to let it go and says maybe they are both a little broken.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Jeniffer, Tim and her daughter Violette ride a cable car to see the Cristo Rey statue. Tim is terrified of the heights while little Violette takes it in stride. Tim relaxes once he’s on the ground. He tells Jeniffer that she’s a good mom. And that they would have beautiful babies together. This makes Jeniffer laugh because he hasn’t even so much as kissed her yet. Tim, come on dude! Make your move!

Benjamin Taylor Sings The Gospel – Akinyi Obala Opens Up

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Benjamin Taylor had the weirdest night ever. Ben went to meet Akinyi Obala’s family and her dad didn’t bother to even show up. Then her brother Fidel said something to upset her but she wouldn’t tell him what it was. And then Ben gets blamed for it by her brother. He turns to the bible for comfort and starts singing a hymn about the blood of Jesus. Probably not a good idea to be singing off-key about blood within earshot of the unhinged Fidel. Benjamin texts Akinyi to meet him and she takes forever to respond. Finally she agrees to meet him outside. She doesn’t want to see Fidel. .

Akinyi explains that Fidel told her she embarrassed the family by bringing him home. And her dad not showing was even worse. Jeez, Benjamin is all this really worth it? What’s next? Akinyi explains that they are also not allowed to discuss their problems and begs him not make her talk about it. Benjamin Taylor is covered in the sheen of the kind of nervous sweat you get when you have diarrhea on a plane. Jesus, please help a white boy out and take the wheel.

Caesar Mack Admits He Got Played on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

Caesar Mack wants answers. For half a decade he’s funded Ukrainian hottie Maria in exchange for a few sweet nothings and pouty selfies. Now she’s stood him up in Mexico where he sits on a bed with an unopened candy g-string and a bag of rose petals.  So he rings her up and she answers with a creepy “hallow”.  She sounds like the voice that calls up on horror movies to let you know you are going to die in seconds.

Caesar demanded to know why she didn’t clue him on the flight being cancelled YESTERDAY. She manages to turn it all around on him that he wants to play a victim. And should act like a real man. Rough stuff there for our C-man. But he would like to know if she still loves him. And it’s basically a no. She’s tired. Tired of having to pretend she gives a flying fig over this clingy dude with expectations. So she tells him to go live his life and she’ll live hers. A big fat tear rolls down Caesar’s face as he confirms the break up to producers on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days.

As Always, Darcey Silva Ruins Everything

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Darcey Silva convinced Tom Brooks to cancel a luxury yacht vacation to head to Albania to meet her twin sister, Stacey Silva, and her fiance Florian. Tom’s a little peeved. He calls having to switch the trip to go to a communist country a “stick in the eye”. But he agreed to make the trek to accommodate Darcey. Who so far has given him a bloody nose and a sprained ankle. They arrive in Albania and Tom is exhausted. He wants to go chill and freshen up at the hotel. But the pint-sized diva has other plans.

Darcey insists they go meet Florian and Stacey for dinner. But first has to empty the contents of her luggage out on the street to put heels on because “Stacey will have her heels on and she can’t be shorter.” Tom is visibly annoyed but plays along rather than heed her wrath. Once inside they imbibe some fruity cocktails. Stacey and Florian are late, and Tom isn’t happy. Darcey texts and makes excuses. 10 bottles of wine later the couple arrive.

Darcey’s Still Waiting For Prince Charming

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Tom makes a snide remark about them being late. Stacey seems a little put off and finds him a little rigid. Stacey tells Tom that Darcey started a vision board a few years back (of course she did). And it was complete with a prince charming. Tom says aloud I wonder when he will come. And then asks Florian to take a smoke break. He’s a little uncomfortable that Darcey is acting like they are already engaged.

The couples venture out in some type of Albanian taxi. They head to a beautiful place and walk on a lovely bridge with a stunning view. Even stodgy Tom is impressed. Florian says it’s a popular backdrop for people to propose. And that he in fact proposed there. Darcey’s getting irritated that there’s proposal talk that has nothing to do with her. She makes fun of Stacey’s hair calling it a rat’s nest.  She asks about their wedding and then gets pissy when Stacey answers. The two sisters jab back and forth.

Stacey accuses Darcey of not really being happy for her. And Darcey accuses her of the same. Why these two guys don’t hold hands and fling themselves off that bridge “Thelma and Louise ” style is beyond me. These two desperate over bleached over botoxed muppet lipped fools should be glad anyone gives them the time of day much less want to marry them. Whether it’s in the city, in the mountains, at the beach or back in Connecticut, one thing’s for certain, Darcey ruins everything. You can catch 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Sunday nights at 8 pm on TLC.

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