’90 Day Fiance’: Tom Brooks Nixes First Night Nookie With Darcey – Before The 90 Days “Little Lies” [Recap]

On 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Darcey Silva has finally arrived in London to meet Tom Brooks. She’s still spouting her nonsense about open hearts and meeting the “man of her dreams”. Avery Mills and mom Teri meet Omar Albakkour in Beirut, Lebanon. But Avery still hasn’t come clean about her plans to move to Syria. Zied Hakimi and Rebecca Parrott have an awkward morning after. And Caesar Mack continues to get played by his shady Ukrainian BAE Maria. Let’s dive in to all the drama, deceit and disappointment of “Little Lies”. You can catch the show Sunday nights at 8 PM on TLC.

90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Recap – Darcey’s Takes a “Ho Bath” in the Loo

Fans of 90 Day Fiance know that certain scenes will be forever burned into their brain like a bad tattoo. Darcey’s “ho bath” at the London airport now joins the ranks of those classic scenes. Right up there with Paul Staehle running into the Brazilian forest while Karine Martins gets robbed. She squats under a changing table in the airport bathroom and pulls on thigh high boots. Then dries her sweaty pits under the hand dryer. While exposing more side boob than a night at the Grammys.

The overly Botoxed Connecticut Mom is back at it again attempting to find love overseas. This time the unlucky chap to get snared in her ratty extension web is Tom Brooks. 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days treats us to a montage of Tom walking dogs and getting a haircut. He shows a pic of Darcey to his barber, who says she looks like she was airbrushed to within an inch of her life. Dude, you don’t know the half of it.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Tom seems to be as equally shallow as his lady friend Darcey. Tom says he’s had many women. And is good at scoring in the sack, but not much beyond that. Um Tom, sex is a lot like money. If you really have it you don’t need to talk about it. He even shows the barber a picture of Jesse shirtless and calls him a narcissist. Pot meet kettle.

Tom Tells Darcey he Wants to Take it Slow

On 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Darcey applies make up in the back of a cab.  She foolishly announces that Tom sent a “driver” over while we clearly see it’s a cab. She’s still preening and spouting drivel after she gets out of the car. She has arrived with an open heart and as we will soon find out open legs.

on 90 Day Fiance Tom admits to being selfie savvy. He has a good side and knows his angles. And that he his picture was 10 years old. When Darcey sees the dorky chap with the mop hair sitting at the table you can tell she’s hoping it’s the busboy taking a break. Even her caterpillar lashes can’t hide her disappointment.

They make awkward small talk on 90 Day Fiance. She admits in an aside he looks different than his pictures. And doesn’t have a gym boy physique. Hmmm. Wonder who she’s referring to there? And it’s creepy that she’s in her forties and said “gym boy”. She says that looks don’t matter. It’s whats inside that counts. Ouch. Burn. But she still wants a piece of the goofy Brit. However, he tells her that he’d like to take it slow. And that they won’t be sleeping in the same room. This knocks the filler right out of her face. Tom-1 Darcey-0.

90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days – Yes They Have Hardees in Beirut

Avery Mills and mother Teri finally arrive in Lebanon to meet and greet Omar Albakkour. Avery lost her phone and now the airlines have lost their luggage. But this doesn’t dampen the newly minted Muslim’s spirit. Even though her mom admits she wants to punch everything. Avery is ecstatic to meet Omar. She wants to jump his bones. But can only hold his hand. And it’s the first time Omar has ever held any girl’s hand.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Omar has two hotel rooms waiting for them. Avery will stay with her mom until after the wedding. They drive through the streets of Beirut with Teri sitting in back making comments about the way people drive. She gets excited to see there is a Hardees (Carl’s Jr. for some) in Beirut. And several bars. She says she might go get her drink on while they are there since they don’t do that. Somehow it’s easy to picture Teri getting her drink on and then going to Hardees for a late night drunken hot ham and cheese and getting into trouble.

Avery must sense this too about her mom’s big mouth and smart ass tone. She fears that she will insult the culture. Teri presses on Avery about getting married. She says she’s 100 % sure. But still hasn’t told her mom she plans to make the move and live in Syria. Better go get your drink on now Teri. You’re gonna need it.

Zied And Rebecca Break Bad With Some PDA on The Balcony on 90 Day Fiance

Rebecca Parrott did a huge sigh of relief that Zied Hakimi is still into her despite the fact that she looks nothing like the flawless skinned 18-year-old version of her on his shirt. Her bliss was short-lived however as he asks her to rent a car. And drive it around in a foreign country because he only has a learners permit. Now that’s funny.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Rebecca is at first impressed with the hotel. Until she realizes a man is sweeping for bombs up front. Once inside she gives Zied some gifts. He admits to producers he’s nervous about having sex with her because she’s older and a grandmotherIn the morning they exchange more uncomfortable small talk. And engage in some PDA out on the balcony with Rebecca’s ass hanging out of her short robe. Isn’t this the kind of s*it they aren’t supposed to be doing in public?

The two lovebirds head to a cafe and Zied lazily drags on a hookah. Rebecca still hasn’t told him she’s still married. And keeps making a big deal of it. When you know she probably hasn’t seen or talked to this dude in ages. She just got lazy with the paper work part. Zied tells some psycho story about hating an ex girlfriend for talking to another man and that he’s jealous. And like the rest of us 90 Day Fiance viewers, he’s tired of hearing about her blurry faced Moroccan ex.

Angela Deem’s Having a Bad Day on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

Angela Deem is having a hard time trusting fiance Michael Ilesanmi these days. She even visits an immigration lawyer to find out exactly what her responsibility is to the randy American loving Nigerian. She gets the same speech we’ve heard before about being responsible for 10 years blah blah blah. Angie isn’t sure these days about Michael. it seems he’s more interested in showboatin’ on Instagram than in his sassy Georgia bride to be.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Ang hangs out with a male friend to vent. It’s Michael’s birthday and he promised to wait till Angela arrives in Nigeria to celebrate. But he’s done not answered his phone for a straight up 6 hours! So she thinks he’s out looking for some b-day BJ’s with his friends who she calls “the goofballs”. Angela says she’s not a thirsty biotch. She’s a hard workin’ woman who just wants some damn respect. Her friend thinks Michael’s out gettin’ loose and doesn’t blame him.

Later on 90 Day Fiance Michael gets the third degree from a peeved Angela. He admits he was out in his neighborhood grabbing a cold one with his nephew. Angela reminds him that he also got a BJ there. Apparently, he’s got some very friendly neighbors. She tells him this kind of crap is why they have trust issues. Because he’s a lyin’ mofo. He says he just didn’t want to upset her. More like he fears the wrath of the hot-headed Georgian. But in the end Ang is making the trek to Nigeria to see her man.

Newbie Benjamin Has To Pay The Price

On this 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days recap, Benjamin is a project support specialist in Phoenix, Arizona. He went through a tough divorce and has joint custody of his 5-year-old son Grayson. He tried online dating and got ghosted a few times while waiting to meet the date in a restaurant. So he extended his borders and met Akinyi online. She lives in Nairobi.

At first he couldn’t believe the Kenyan beauty was for real. So he asked for a pic of her doing the Spock sign and she obliged. Now he’s planning a visit to see her. They video chat and she tells him she’s never dated a white guy before. And that her dad probably won’t like him and chase him with a machete. She also tells him that if he wants to marry her he has to pay a “bride price”. So far there was no mention of water buffalo.

This really stresses Benjamin out. He sticks to a strict budget and eats PB&J for lunch. Although he does splurge on a Twinkie for desert. He goes to the bank to prepare for the trip and asks about travelers checks. He has 2 grand in the bank but Akinyi’s bride price tag could be 10 to 15 grand. His pal comes over to help him pack. She tells hm to slow it down. And make sure she is step mom material. He says she’s the girl of his dreams. Another one bites the dust.

Maria Cons Caesar Some More on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Recap

Our guy Caesar is really breaking our hearts. As the world watches while Maria stomps on his while ordering up more cold hard cash in her scary Siri voice. His gal pal Yami comes to visit. He shows her some outfits he’s taking to Mexico to meet the mysterious con artist who has bled him dry. She tells him not to over do it with a red tie. The red tie is the least of his problems. He shows her the cubic zirconia ring. This man needs an intervention!

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days it’s the day before Caesar is to meet Maria in Cancun, Mexico. He asks if she’s booked her ticket yet (the one he sent her 2 grand to buy). Shocker. She hasn’t. She needs more money to get her hair and teeth done. Bitch please. Go buy some white strips and a box of dye. He tells her he will give her more in Mexico. To just book the ticket.

Of course that doesn’t happen. She texts him while he’s giving someone a pedicure that it’s her mom’s birthday and she can’t come for 2 more weeks. This lady has more bullshit than the streets of Pamplona. His client reads the text and says what we are all thinking WTF! She suggests he buy the ticket. So in lieu of paying his rent and utilities the hapless Caesar buys the ticket. This is more painful than a root canal. Till Next time! You can catch 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Sundays on TLC at 8PM.

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