’90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days’: Darcey Silva Returns – Episode 1 Recap

90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days is back starting Sunday, August 4th on TLC at 8 PM. This recap looks at the sneak peek of Season 3 episode 1. The sneak peek reveals this new season has it all. Something old (Darcey Silver and Angela Deem) something new (4 couples) something borrowed (lots of cash) and something blue (well you can guess since one of the Americans hasn’t yet met the girl of his dreams after 5 long years). Let’s take a first look at next week’s new episode “Crazy in Love”.

90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Recap – Rebecca Drinks Coffee from Zied’s Mug (Literally)

On the new season of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, 47-year-old Rebecca is a mom of three grown children and a grandmother. She is also a P.I. who busts cheaters for a living. Rebecca gets an adrenaline rush from putting GPS trackers on suspected cheater’s cars. She’s been married 3 times. Once to a Moroccan who cheated on her shortly after they married. So this isn’t her first 90 Day Fiance rodeo.

Rebecca met Tunisian Zied on Facebook. She fell in love with the 26 year old’s good looks and heart emoji filled texts. On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Rebecca has pictures of Zied plastered everywhere. And drinks from a customized coffee cup featuring his name and face. Somewhere in Sandusky, Ohio Danielle Jbali kicks herself for not thinking of this first. That way she could still be waking up to Mohammed Jbali every morning.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Rebecca’s friends and family aren’t too keen on her traveling to Tunisia to meet Zied. His job is in TV but he’s not working now because it’s summer. They remind her about the last time she went globetrotting for a husband. Rebecca is also a little worried because she uses Snapchat filters on most of the pics she sends. So Zied thinks that she has dog ears and whiskers. Or at least looks like a 20 year younger cartoon version of herself.

Caesar has Invested 5 Years and 40 Grand on Maria – 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

Also on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Caesar lives in Jacksonville, Georgia. He loves his daily routine. The 46-year-old starts the day with some meditation. Then rides his bike to work at Aloha Nails where he’s a popular nail technician. I see a Claws cameo in his future. Caesar also has a 28-year-old Ukrainian long distance love named Maria. He calls her his dream girl. There is no denying she is pretty damn dreamy. In fact if there was a Ukrainian dream girl Snapchat filter she would be it.

Caesar met her 5 years ago on an app called Anastasia Date. Where American men can find Ukrainian women to send money and gifts to. So for a cool $450 he sent Maria roses and a card. That’s an awful lot of pedicures and dealing with toenail fungus. In return she sends him dreamy videos calling him big daddy and “my husband”. Producers question whether she ever says his name. Of course suggesting she could be sending the videos to others. But Caesar’s sure he’s the one.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Caesar clips coupons. He’s saving like mad to go to Ukraine to finally meet Maria. He admits he sends her 800 dollars a month. For a grand total of 40 thousand dollars over the years. He calls her to make plans. She tells him it’s too cold in the Ukraine. but she’ll  meet him in Mexico if he buys her ticket. Caesar vows to work overtime to make it happen. Even though she’s cancelled 3 trips before. Maybe Caesar should call up Nicole for some advice.

Avery Mills- Former All-American Girl Converts to Islam for Syrian Love Omar Albakkour

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days 19-year-old Avery Mills was a two-time homecoming queen and gymnast with a fondness for skimpy clothes and selfies. In spite of her cute cross tattoo she wasn’t feeling her Christian upbringing. So she converted to Islam and picked up some cute headscarves. Wanting to go all in on the Muslim thing she joined a Muslim dating app. There she met 24-year-old Omar Albakkour, who lives in Syria.

Of course with the war in Syria there is a travel ban. So Avery Mills plans to meet her internet soul mate, Omar, in Lebanon. Where she will marry him. She got an engagement ring in the mail. Her family thinks she’s crazy. Especially her mom and younger brother. Her mom will go with her to Lebanon to make sure she approves of Omar Albakkour. Her brother says Avery’s always into something but doesn’t follow though on things. Come on, 19 year olds are capable of making life changing decisions. Just ask Jay Smith.

She’s Baaaaack! 90 Day Fiance Alum Darcey Silva Gives Long Distance Love Another Shot

Darcey Silva is dusting off those Louboutins and serving up more steak cut on the bias. This time she’s fallen for a Londoner named Tom Brooks who works in fashion. So he’s no stranger to wannabe divas or flying shoes used as weapons. With fresh lip fillers and new extensions she’s determined to be flirty this time around and not desperate. She’s moved in with twin Stacey (yes there really is two of them) in a Connecticut McMansion.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Darcey Silva takes her daughters bowling to tell them her plans to travel to London to meet Tom Brooks. The girls remind her to be careful. As the last time she found “love” in a foreign land with Jesse Meester it ended in disaster. Darcey cries and we revisit the drama with a highlight reel of Darcey and the dour Dutchman’s lowest moments including the famous steak on the bias and rice stirring incident.

Timothy is A Former Ugly Duckling Now Dating a Colombian Swan

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days we first meet Timothy cruising down the street in a Ferrari and perfectly jelled hair. The 38-year-old Charlotte, North Carolina native says image is everything to him. He blames it on what he calls “ugly duckling syndrome”. Meaning he was nerdy in high school and no one wanted to date him. But now the luxury fire arm designer is living large. He met Jennifer, a 25-year-old “model” on a dating app featuring Colombian women.

Timothy was so smitten by single mom Jennifer’s good looks he questioned whether she was a catfish. She checked out though and now he wants to go to Colombia and propose. He is best friends with his ex Veronica. And considers himself a dad to her daughter Chloe. The three hang out often.  Veronica questions him about her. He says she’s a good mom and a model. To which Veronica points out she’s an Instagram model. Touche’. Tune in next week for the series debut August 4th, Sunday night on TLC.

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