The 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way recap showed fiancee Tiffany Franco worried about Ronald Smith. Her South African lovah’ is fresh out of the halfway house and getting a lap dance. Laura Jallali gets ready to leave for Qatar, but not before being blocked by hubby Aladin Jallali on social media. Sumit drops a bomb on Jenny Slatten.
And Paul Staehle‘s criminal past comes back to haunt him in Brazil. Deavan Clegg tries to impress Jihoon Lee‘s parents with an American breakfast gone awry. Should have just gone to Denny’s. Let’s join the fun in the newest spawn in the 90 Day Fiance family as it boldly swam upstream this week on TLC.
Ronald Smith Pulls His Pants Down on 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way
Ronald’s fresh from rehab for compulsive gambling on 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way. Tiffany Franco showed up with son Daniel to greet Ronald Smith and start an instant family. The counselor warned them that just because Ronald’s past gambling, he’s not out of the woods. So Ronald’s friends get the brilliant idea to throw him a bachelor party complete with booze and a stripper who is long in the tooth but not short on kink. Tiffany gave strict rules. Such as no drinking and no strippers.
Ronald Smith’s pal Carl shows up and promises Tiffany no hijinks. Tiffany Franco instructed Ronald he is only to pay for drinks or lap dances with a credit card on 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way. So she has receipts. Girl! Are you his fiancee or his parole officer? And all this talk in front of Daniel? Of course Ronald’s friends waste no time plying him with booze and boobs. And it turns into some sad home movie version of The Hangover. And ends with the stripper spanking him with his pants down.
On 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way, Tiffany is having her own bachelorette party with the women in Ronald’s family. In some strange version of The Bachelorette. Tiffany walks a gauntlet of single roses. Then does shots of creamed corn? Finally she is sent to a room where two Thai women massages her and Ronald’s friend’s wife. Tiffany Franco draws the line at whipping off her shirt. Which is more than we can say for Ronald’s stripper.
Oh Ron… not only did you go to a bar. You got shitfaced… absolutely shitfaced ???♀️ #90DayFianceTheOtherWay
— QueenSized? (@YouAreSoDumbbb) July 9, 2019
Deavan Serves Up a Scrambled Egg Fail with a Side Of Raw Bacon
This 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way recap finds Deavan Clegg desperate to get the blessing of Jihoon’s parents. After all, being a good wife in South Korea means being able to cook and keep up a household. She decides scrambled eggs, bacon and canned cinnamon rolls are the way to go. Deavan’s parents typically dine on miso soup and rice. So bread that pops out of a can is a little crazy to them.
Deavan quickly falls apart when Jihoon’s mom starts trying to fry the bacon. And then gnaws raw bacon using chopsticks. This pushes her over the edge way more than when wild child Drascilla counter surfs in a diaper. The toddler hovers over the scrambled eggs and starts eating them with her hands on 90 Day Fiance. When Jihoon suggests they teach her some manners, Deavan says she already has them. In what world?
On 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way, poor counter-climbing Drascilla is put to bed. Jihoon’s mom who is like the Korean mother in law from hell asks if this is the “failed dish”. Deavan is like a tearful Tonya Harding at the Olympics. “But can I start over – I want to start it over.” The two struggle with a translation app. Jihoon’s mom says it a shame they must communicate with an app. Message from Paul and Karine: hold my beer.
Jihoon's parents eating raw bacon is HILARIOUS.
And Deaven….. lord….. just lord…. lol #90daytheotherway
— mads? (@2Cadenas_) July 9, 2019
Run, Paul, Run! – 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way
Paul Staehle is always on the run it seems. After getting denied his residency in Brazil he ran from cameras as if he was about to shat himself. And rightly so. Paul takes a quick jog through the Brazilian streets to see an immigration attorney. TLC really needs to consider a reunion devoted just to the immigration attorneys that have graced us with their presence on this show over the years.
On 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way, Paul explains that he was denied due to a Kentucky terrorism charge. He explains in the Bluegrass state, it’s just a misdemeanor. Because it was only a terroristic threat – not actual terrorism? Brazil’s answer to Forrest Gump says his GF was banging a dude and he threatened to slash his tires (were they on his tractor?). Paul also admits he thought the whole arson thing would have been more problematic. The attorney says it could take a long time to fix this. Keep running Paul….
— Lisa (@LisaLisa_RN) July 9, 2019
Sumit Has A Confession To Make
This 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way recap finds Jenny Slatten struggling with no hot water. Jenny left her ‘Merica life of hot showers to be with Indian lover boy Sumit. She compromises with a bucket bath. Which means Sumit heats up water and puts it in a bucket. And then pours it over her head so she can wash her hair. Sumit is being very sweet. But he’s got a bomb to drop on his American lady.
He decides to take her somewhere with nice scenery to break the news. Remember Sumit aka “Mike Jones” call center guy? Well now he’s just Sumit. Heater of water for bucket baths. Yep. He quit his job to spend time with Jenny. Who has six grand to her name and no real prospects till she gets a work visa. Maybe they shouldn’t have unwrapped that furniture so quick. Sugar mama’s got no candy for him…
Aladian is cute but you got me all the way fucked up if you think I’m gonna be with a man who blocks me on social media and on top of that can’t even make me orgasm. These women settle for so much on these shows. GET IT TOGETHER #90dayfiancetheotherway pic.twitter.com/RYcOaJRpqd
— Marisa (@riswitter) July 9, 2019
Aladin Jallali Blocks Wife Laura Days Before Quatar – 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way
Laura Jallali stocked up on sex toys and coochie shave cream to join her husband Aladin in Qatar. Or as she says “Guitar”. But there’s a few little glitches. First is Laura, 51 going on 13, got blocked by Aladin. It appears that while trolling his social media, she saw some chick chatting her man trying to get her own magic carpet ride. When she asked him to swipe left, he blocked his new wife from reaching him.
On 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way this relationship isoff to a healthy and mature start. Laura’s son Liam begs to differ. He reminds his mom that women aren’t given the same rights in Guitar as in the US. And her hot temper isn’t going to help her in a foreign country. Married to a man who uses middle school tactics to solve problems. While Liam lays out an excellent case, Laura’s not letting that coochie cream go to waste.
She tearfully calls Aladin who unblocked her. She wants to know if he loves her. He says of course I do baby! Until you make me mad and I block you again! Laura walks her dogs one last time and admits she’s heartbroken. Son Liam tells her she’s making a mistake up until they tearfully hug goodbye at the airport. That was heartbreaking to watch. Till next time!
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