’90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After’ Angela’s Not So Big Reveal – Recap
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Angela Deem thinks it’s time come clean about her downsized body by flashing Michael Ilesanmi in a bubble bath. Yara Zaya serves up canned fish and an attitude when Jovi Dufren’s family come over for Ukrainian Christmas. Mike Youngquist still can’t get over being ghosted by Natalie Mordovtseva. Ronald Smith wants a new truck so he can be your handyman. And the family Potthast continues to implode when Chuck Potthast wants to partner with Andrei Castravet. Grab some pickled herring and dig in while we take a deep dive into season 6 episode 12, Bubble Baths and Family Wraths.
Angela And Michael Try To Stay Afloat on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
Unlikely 90 Day Fiance power couple Angela Deem and Michael Ilesanmi just can’t keep it clean even when mounds of soapy bubbles are involved. Things have spiraled with these two since Angela had surgery in LA. Now they aren’t really speaking and the Georgia meemaw is shrinking in size but not in personality. After chasing her grandkids inside to get back to home schooling, Angela rings up her pal psychic Tracey for help.
It’s time for a three-way video chat to see if this 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After marriage can be saved. Tracey appears on screen looking like Jambi from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. Michael is wary until she recites mekka-mekka-hi mekka-hiney-ho and he falls into the trance. Tracey whips random cards around and Michael’s hoping she pulls his green card. He says he needs space and they both full out attack him but he says he’s misunderstood.
Later, Michael explains that he just meant for her to listen and not talk over him. He calls Angela back and they make up and decide on a planned session of adult video chat time. Angela puts some dried flower twigs in her hair and draws a bubble bath and the games begin. She finally washes the bubbles off her new chest. Michael leans closer to the screen and says they are ok with him. That leads to some weenie popping and anatomy pronunciation mistakes but we’ll leave it at that.
I could have lived the rest of my years without this image. #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90dayfiance #90DayFianceHEA pic.twitter.com/sXFqC81OSi
— Reality Bites (@RilkeHousewives) July 19, 2021
Yara Makes Ukrainian Christmas a Little Fishy
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After something stinks at Yara Zaya’s Ukrainian Christmas dinner and it’s not just the fish. With hubby Jovi Dufren still adjusting to the culture shock of moving from Bourbon Street to the sleepy suburbs, tensions are high. Jovi comes home after shopping for all the food and is surprised it’s mostly canned fish. Yara claims this is what rich people eat in Ukraine. They don’t call it Chicken of the Sea for nothing.
Jovi’s mom Gwen and his cousin Claire and her husband Chris arrive for dinner. Yara likes Claire and she is also Mylah’s godmother. Every one dives in to the stinky spread to be polite but the reviews aren’t good. To Yara’s defense people who gobble mudbugs shouldn’t throw stones. It comes out at dinner that baby Mylah sleeps in bed with Jovi and Yara. This causes Gwen to worry if Jovi is getting enough adult time with his wife. Keep it classy Gwen.
Yara has had enough mom shaming and sardine bashing at this point. So she asks them to leave on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. Gwen chokes on her dried cod and asks “are you telling us to leave”. Yara says yes without so much as blinking. After the family leaves Jovi tells her she’s rude. And that the baby needs her own crib. Jovi is right on this one. But he also tells Yara she’s no fun anymore and a “psycho mom”. His solution is a trip out of town in the next episode. Good luck.
“We’ll put the damn baby to bed and let me finish my food.” -Gwen, 2021#90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90DayFiance pic.twitter.com/cCrjKPYy6a
— 🖤🖤🖤🖤 (@twinkiee21) July 19, 2021
Mike Gets Physical on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
Mike Youngquist has fashioned his own personal workout at his Sequim compound. He dons a headband to get in the mood and flips a large tire over. Natalie Mordovtseva joins her husband in his quest for fitness. But first she must stretch. Well if that’s what you call it. She awkwardly balances on one leg and lifts the other and Mike waits for her to face plant. He’s still pouting about the fact that she blew him off on the eve of her surgery.
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Natalie claims that she needed to relax and focus on the surgery. So she left because they were fighting and it stressed her out. What part of going under to get polyps scraped out of your nose in new country does Mike not understand? It isn’t exactly a walk in the park. Mike does what he does best and storms off while Natalie plans to burn that headband in the woods while he sleeps.
Team USA looking a lil rough around the edges a few days before Tokyo Olympics #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter pic.twitter.com/a4FHwlGZfV
— Liz🎉 (@LizLiz2021) July 18, 2021
Ronald Has Big Plans As a Handyman
Tiffany Franco Smith and Ronald Smith wake up in separate rooms on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. The troubled couple fought the night before because Tiffany went to his mom for advice. Ronald isn’t happy about this and reminds her that he wears the pants in this family. But she keeps taking off the belt and wearing it herself. Tiffany reminds Ronald once again that she is all alone all the time raising two kids.
Her husband promises to do better then balks when she asks him to help make the bed. But he comes up with a plan to prove to Tiffany that he’s responsible. And that is to buy himself a new truck to start a handyman business. Because it’s just that easy. Tiffany is eager to crap all over this plan. She pulls the “I just asked my dad to sponsor your lazy arse” card and mentions that she may have seen a divorce lawyer. Ronald says he feels naked and thinks about simpler times and misdemeanors.
Ronald didn't seem to mind Tiffany wearing the pants when she was swiping her debit card for his purchases. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter pic.twitter.com/gcPnu6AYJa
— ClockOutWars (@clockoutwars) July 19, 2021
Andrei Fights Off Snakes on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
It’s Potthast family reunion day and the family dysfunction tour continues. The RV rolls up to a beautiful Maryland winery and everyone puts their differences aside for a minute because booze is this family’s common denominator. Inside the fancy venue the wine flows. Charlie Potthast’s wife Megan Potthast tries not to feel less than. She is a Potthast by choice remember? Doesn’t that count for something?
It doesn’t take long for the scripted drama to begin. Rebekah Potthast casually lets it slip in front of Andrei Castravet that Elizabeth Castravet has hired a babysitter behind his back. Of course Andrei was against this so he gets angry and storms outside. Libby follows without spilling a drop of her chardonnay. She begs him to understand how hard it is to answer emails and sip a Naked Juice at the kitchen island while her daughter demands crackers and attention.
The sisters come out to make it worse while claiming they are “supporting Libby”. And if you believe that, well then I have the number of a great handyman in South Africa you can call. They decide to be civil for the rest of the party and for the most part things settle down. Until a slightly drunk Chuck Potthast with a wine stain on his shirt talks shop with Andrei during a friendly game of foosball. The sisters rage and a new Potthast family crest is born: a snake slinking around the stem of a wine glass.
“I didn’t mean to throw Libby under the bus right now” Libby’s whole family: #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90DayFiance pic.twitter.com/foOV92qUVT
— 90day (@meowdyy2) July 19, 2021
Samoa Claus Is Coming To Town
Kalani Faagata and Asuelu Pulaa are finally in a good place on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. But all the holiday spirit in the world probably isn’t enough for the cloud of doom that’s heading their way. Asuelu has given Kalani the afternoon off of childcare duty so she can sit back and watch him struggle. He does good though, comforting a crying farty boy and cooking up some native Samoa greens.
The family dresses in Christmas themed pajamas and heads out to buy a tree, Sister Kolini Faagata is on board with the new Asuelu and admits everybody seems happy. The mood changes however when Asuleu drops a bomb on the cheery holiday outing. It seems his mom and sister Tammy will be dropping in for some eggnog and cold hard cash. Not to mention that Tammy threatened to beat the sister’s ass*s on television during the tell all.
Wise patriarch Low Faagata strokes his beard braid while holding his farty grandson. He suggests it is Christmas time so maybe they can try to get along. Someone likens Tammy to the Grinch which is horribly insulting to the Grinch. Tammy and mother Asuelu are nothing like a humbled cartoon character. Let’s hope Kalani goes Yara on these two holiday hellions and kindly shows them the door. Till next time!
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