On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Elizabeth Potthast‘s lost in some inaccurate translations by hubby Andrei Castravet. Debbie scrambles to hold on to Colt and interrogates Jess.
Also, Angela blows her smokestack when Michael takes her to meet some lady expats. And the saga of Larissa lingers like a bad rash on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After.
Grab your translator app and some Moldovan hog head and let’s hunker down for season 5 episode 6, Ultimatums And Ugly Truths. You can watch HEA Sundays at 8 on TLC.
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After – Andrei Castravet Terrorizes Libby With His Wonky Translations
Andrei Castravet is certainly feeling himself back in his home country of Moldova. On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, he speeds through the streets and Libby tells him he looks sexy driving a stick. He uses the compliment to again remind Libby that she’s no longer in America where cars are automatic and you can breastfeed in a pool. You’re in Moldova baby so buckle up and do as I say. She asks a few more questions which annoy him so he says he’s never “did a wedding”.
The couple are looking for a venue for their big fat Moldovan wedding sponsored by none other than Chuck Potthast, Libby’s dad. The first place is in a strip mall. It’s a wedding hall by day and casino by night. The cooks aren’t around so the planner will just show pics of what the two can choose for their wedding meal on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. She brings out laminated pics of food like the sushi menus you see in Chinatown.
Libby immediately makes the case for Potthast entitlement. They aren’t going to be down for eating rabbits and Moldovan cold cuts. They might need a cheeseburger or fried chicken. Andrei suggests they could do a run to the Moldovan Mickey D’s across the street. Without mentioning the best seller is the McRabbit. The planner suggests that many Americans have come and enjoyed the food.
What she doesn’t know is we are talking about the Potthast family here. They even have their own zip code.
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Elizabeth Potthast Fed Up With Andrei
Libby and Andrei talk to the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After producers and Andrei keeps interrupting her. She asks him not to interrupt and he curses at her and tells her to shut up. Libby takes off down the Moldovan street alone. He convinces her to get in the car and it’s off to venue number two. Libby is impressed with the place and even gets to taste actual food. While chewing on something meaty Andrei reminds her its a “pork’s back of head”. Despite that tidbit of TMI they agree on the venue.
They take a quick walk through the hood where Andrei grew up. He beams telling stories of breaking windows. His mom asks Libby about her family and Andrei fibs a little in his translations so to not make him look bad. Next up, it’s time for Libby’s baptism.
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Elizabeth Potthast is told to wear no makeup and don a scarf. Libby points out that the guys aren’t wearing them. After getting two small locks of hair cut off and standing in water that is then put on her head, it’s official. Even though she understood none of it.
After the baptism the priest put a cross around Libby’s neck. Later they all hit up a bar to celebrate. Libby’s back in her signature berry lipstick and snug sweater. Andrei’s SIL points out she’s not wearing the cross. It was like the Seinfeld episode where Kramer wouldn’t wear the ribbon at the AIDS walk. What? She’s not wearing the cross? YOU MUST WEAR THE CROSS! But, no one else is of course. Next Andrei continues to translate things in his favor and berate Libby.
— Mrs. Mia2U❤️🇺🇸🇵🇷❤️♊️ (@MiaMia2U) July 20, 2020
Mama Debbie Spoon Feeds Colt the Morning After on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
Jess Caroline and Colt Johnson head out for some food and drink after his mother Debbie had a meltdown. On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Colt says he decided to spring for another room. Jess is glad because they need “priv-ace”. While Colt’s ex Larissa liked to add extra eee’s to everything Jess prefers to drop them.
Jess says Debbie’s behavior was “craze”. And does some mock sex sounds while slapping her butt. She says Debbie doesn’t need to hear them. And neither do we.
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Colt defends Debbie’s outburst saying she is after all “his person”. Instead of running for her life after that comment Jess suggests her family should “drunk your mom”. Colt says mama Deb loves tying one on. Shocker.
Colt wakes up early to check on his person Debbie. He finds her rested and eating exotic fruit on the balcony. She spoon feeds him guava and is happy to see the twinkle return to his eye. All is not lost and Debbie’s back in the game.
Deb says she’s glad that he got another room. Because she doesn’t need to hear what they do. Since just imagining it sent her into a crippling rage on 90 Day Fiance.
Colt can’t resist giving a cheesy smile and saying that Jess is “loud”. Debbie chokes on her kiwi and says she didn’t need to hear that. Colt suggests she could be sabotaging him like with Larissa. She says she was just tired and annoyed that they had baby names picked out. Colt tells her she doesn’t have to be an a*shole.
— Your 90 Day Therapist (@90DayTherapy) July 20, 2020
Debbie Questions Jess’ Motives With Colt
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Debbie is a little peeved that Colt suggested she is an a-hole. She says she’s only spent ten minutes with Jess. So Colt suggests they spend some time bonding at the beach. Deb trods down to the beach and finds Jess. She apologizes for having a full scale jealous fit. And admits that Colt has never mentioned wanting any human children. He has his hands full with her and the cats. Jess pushes it by suggesting Colt talks about breeding with her all the time.
Mother-wife Debbie can’t wait to bring up the L word – Larissa. She thinks it’s weird that a second Brazilian in need of a green card showed up like a stray tabby on their doorstep. Deb warns that Jess shouldn’t get Colt in a position where he would have to choose. Because she will always win. She tells Jess that underneath it all she’s a real sweetheart. And laughs some sort of evil laugh that’s new. Jess remembers Larissa’s call. And thinks she was right.
— Jessica Zwolle (@jesszvan) July 13, 2020
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After – Angela Deem Doesn’t Need Schooled on America
Michael Ilesanmi wakes up sleeping time-bomb Angela Deem. She rolls out of bed brushing off his advances reminding him her cooter is still healing. But she’s got a surprise for him. His new suits from the Rick James Super Freak formal wear collection. Michael is thrilled with his wedding wear and even dances on the bed. What started as a morning full of promise is about to go up in flames when Michael makes a stupid mistake.
On 90 Day Fiance, Michael decides to take Angela to meet some expats from America who now live in Nigeria. Three of them are young women and one is a man. Angie’s a little confused as to why anyone would have to school her on the ways of ‘Merica. After all she’s as red white and blue as they come. When they arrive Michael is sweating bullets because his male friend isn’t there. But, the three girls.
Faster than she can snuff out a Marlboro with her flip-flop Angie is out of there. She thanks the ladies for coming but makes it clear that this southern meemaw is not giving up hot water or electricity. Michael attempts to explain and is met with a thundering “shhuuut-upp” that jars Debbie out of a nap all the way in Brazil. Then daughter Skyla calls to tell her that things are unraveling at home. Angie lights up and calms down but asks Michael if this wedding is really the right thing right now.
— Miastar 🌟 (@Miastarr_lopez) July 20, 2020
Syngin Wants To Go Home And See His Brother
Syngin Colchester calls up his brother who is just out of the ICU. His brother had a blood clot in his lung and it was quite the scare. On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Syngin wants to go home to South Africa to see him. He was devastated when his Gran passed shortly after he got to the states and he couldn’t be there. His brother asks if Tania Maduro will join him and he says he has to get her permission to even go first.
He meets up with Tania for a cup of coffee after her physical therapy. He asks how it went and she starts on about her mangled pinky toe and wonky knee. Syngin blurts out that he’s sorry and all but he wants to go home. He wonders if a plane ticket is in their budget. Wait, these two have a budget? He even asks her to go. She’s happy about that because they’ve been fighting so much she knows there’s a chance he just won’t come back.
— Fashionista Philly (@Fashionistaphil) July 20, 2020
Father Kalani Speaks His Mind To Asuelu on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days
Asuelu Pulaa is still in the hot seat after his behavior in California at his son’s birthday party. Back in Utah he says nobody will talk to him. The pouty Samoan mocked American motherhood and then hopped on a bus for a joyride. During the party he played video games and refused to come out till the party was almost over. And he still hasn’t apologized to his wife for what happened on HEA.
On 90 Day Fiance, His father-in-law Low Faagata asks him to join him in walking the dog. Asuelu knows he’s in for it because Low has never included him before. Low ends up being surprisingly calm. He wants to know what happened and lets Asuelu tell his side of the story. He tells him he’s lucky he does understand their culture. But he didn’t raise his daughters that way and he needs to show some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Asuelu whimpers that he will apologize and not do bad things anymore.
— tiffani 🏝🍯 (@tiffanicvd) July 20, 2020
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After – Larissa Didn’t Come To America to Be a Homeless
But she might end up just that on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. Larissa Dos Santos Lima’s storyline is like a nagging feeling that you are forgetting something. And then realizing that what it was doesn’t matter but it forced you to waste time thinking about it. First she slinks into her lawyer Adam’s office. She suggests that she too can be a lawyer because it’s that easy.
Next she goes out to eat with her ex Eric Nichols in an unfortunate mustard shirt/dress and earrings she lifted from a Vegas estate sale. Eric is back on board in spite of just admitting he really doesn’t like spending time with her. She responds she feels like a “duck in snow” on 90 Day Fiance. And then just comes right out with the fact that he’s a cheapee and should buy her some nice fake boobs. Eric picks up the tab and wonders why he was so quick to sign the contract with TLC.
There’s just one little problem here for the Brazilian cling on. Her pal and roommate Carmen hates Eric because of all the things Larissa has told her about him. And she fears he could cause trouble and get her deported. Larissa is comfortably sprawled on Carmen’s sofa in her lounge wear when she tells her the news. Carmen tells her she shouldn’t be so desperate and by the way get out by the end of the weekend.
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