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‘Darcey & Stacey’: Darcey Talks The Birds And The Bees – Recap

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Darcey & Stacey are back for a whole new season and Darcey Silva thinks it’s time to have “the talk” with her teen daughters who are mortified. The twins pick right up where they left off last season. Darcey Silva and Georgi Rusev are fighting while Stacey Silva and Florian Sukaj are married. The twins bare their souls and their extensions in Season 2, episode 1 You Only Know So Much. Let’s break it down in this recap.

It’s A Family Affair On Darcey & Stacey

Season 2 opens with a montage of cringe including lawn spray tans and dinner table rapping. The Stacey Silva/ Florian Sukaj cheating scandal is also included in the hot mess highlight real. In the final episode Georgi Rusev proposed. But it only took 48 hours for Darcey’s insecurities to surface and now Georgi is MIA. Darcey cries on a couch to producers. It seems this relationship is hanging on for dear life much like her exposed extensions.

Not one to deal with her heartbreak alone, Darcey heads out with Stacey to pick up their mom Nancy. Stacey pretends to be sad for her sister. But nothing can hide the gleam in her eye. The twins pull up to pick up mom Nancy by doing some awkward car dancing. She was shopping for mushrooms and climbs in with a large bag of them. The talk quickly turns to Georgi and mom thinks she should get to know him better since the mushrooms have probably been around longer.

On Darcey & Stacey, Darcey isn’t down for such sensible advice so she whips around and sticks her ring in her mom’s face. “He popped the question” she says. Nancy says she likes the ring but isn’t too overly excited. She tells producers that Darcey’s got a long road ahead. This woman and her fungi friends know exactly how this will end up. Especially because Darcey admits he already left after a fight.

Darcey Wants Some Answers From Georgi

Darcey gets a text from Georgi on Darcey & Stacey. She demands Stacey take her back to her place so she can drive him away a second time with endless interrogation. She finds Georgi on the porch smoking. He’s closed off in his hoodie, joggers and shades with his feet up. Georgi sulks and puffs on a smoke while clutching a Louis Vuitton man purse. Darcey blubbers and wants to know if he’s ok. His response is to blow smoke in her direction.

Darcey starts bringing up key words like trust issues and walking down the aisle. The problem is that Georgi is still married at this point. And doesn’t want  to give up his D.C. pad until his divorce is final for legal reasons. Something that Darcey already knows. Darcey ugly cries and asks if he still loves her. Georgi flicks a long ash and at this point and we are teased into believing these two are done.

Fast forward two months on Darcey & Stacey and Darcey is once again trying to convince us that she is a strong and powerful woman. But, surprise! Georgi sidles up and they both start stroking their hair in the same way. Georgi jokes that they are “twin flames”. Wait wasn’t that Jesse Meester? Georgi honey at this point you are just one of many burning embers. It seems that Georgi did get his divorce finalized and is officially shacking up with Darcey.

Stacey Coaches Florian on Darcey & Stacey

Florian Sukaj always looks slightly terrified in his asides with Stacey. Like he’s afraid he will be sucked into her ample cleavage like a black hole never to return. Stacey claims that he is her rock and has arranged for him to have a photo shoot so he can pretend he’s an actual model. Stacey bats her eyes and says he was once 10th runner up twice removed on Albania’s Next Top Model.

On Darcey & Stacey, twin Stacey has paid for a space, a photographer. a white sheet and a ring light to feed the delusion. Florian strikes a few bleak poses and Stacey shouts modeling jargon at him. He looks desperately in need of a good night’s sleep and a double cheeseburger. Stacey demands he take his shirt off and yells “chin down, loosen up and have fun with it!” She then jumps in front of the camera and trout pouts to show him how it’s done to the photographer’s horror.

Florian quietly suggests that she disappear. But this only makes it worse and she reminds us that she knows photo shoots. Because of their clothing line House of Eleven. Which is now a website where you can buy sunglasses on sale for $20. Florian boils over and tells her to shut up. And then to shut her effing mouth. Stacey scolds him that she cannot talk to him like that in front of professionals. The photographer is entertained by all of this so that at least made it worth his while.

Darcey Talks About The Birds And The Bees

Darcey’s daughters are getting ready to attend a high school party. Darcey arrives to give fashion advice in pleather pants and a crop top. She is shocked that her daughter wants to wear a revealing dress. Where in the world could she have gotten that idea? This makes Darcey think about the fact that she was a geek in high school and never had a first kiss till college. Because it’s Darcey the queen of TMI we have to hear that he was foreign and used his tongue.

Darcey’s older daughter Aniko Bollok giggles and admits she’s already been kissed. Darcey acts appalled and shocked that Aniko didn’t feel the need to already share this with her. Aspen Bollok says it really isn’t a big deal. But Darcey is pretty upset. Come on Darcey you don’t get to be outraged over a high school kiss. You have spent the last four years globetrotting on television for young D. Spare us the pearl clutching.

On Darcey & Stacey, Darcey thinks she should have “the talk” with the girls. They assure her that they already know the deal from health class. This prompts her to ask if they practiced putting a banana on a condom. Of course they say no which leads her to explain that they “put it on the pee-pee”. Daughter Aniko tells production this is the worst conversation she’s ever had in her life. We hear you honey, we hear you.

Darcey And Stacey Are Moving On Up

Darcey invites Georgi over for dinner with her parents who have been divorced for many years but are civil. She admits they have some news to share and this makes poppa Silva shake in his shoes. It better not be a baby he says. Actually it’s just the fact that Georgi’s divorce is final. So he’s now living rent free with Darcey since the pandemic squashed his masseuse career. Hey, maybe Stacey can send over that photographer.

Darcey’s dad explains to Georgi that now he must be “the man of the house” on Darcey & Stacey. Georgi adjusts his man bun and says he will step it up. Next we cut to the twins packing up their respective apartments to move to larger apartments across the street. Florian asks Stacey if she remembered to bubble wrap his balls before she packed them. Darcey gets jiggy with a foot massage machine and Georgi is not amused.

Judgy pals Raina and Debbie show up to drink in the apartment parking lot while hurling passive aggressive insults at Darcey. Stacey gladly joins in and says that Georgie is entitled and left her out in the cold on the twin’s birthday shopping trip. He demanded a fur coat and of course Darcey bought it for him. Darcey admits that Georgie also hides cold hard cash in socks. They all spit wine and scream “red flag” and that’s it for episode 1. Till next time!

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