‘Big Brother’: Kyle Admits Lasting Just 10 Seconds in Bed with Alyssa – Then Does Another Quickie

Big Brother on CBS won’t air it, but Kyle Capener admitted he gave Alyssa Snider the shortest ride of her life recently. She already told Matt Turner they got busy in the Have Not room, but now her undercover lover admitted it wasn’t much of a thrill on BB24.

UPDATED: Kyle just had another quickie experience with Alyssa and admitted again it was just a few seconds and that he’s “not very good at s*x”. But he wants to keep doing it yet told her if she wants to stop, they can. Later, she told another HG she’s falling in love with him!

Kyle: We just had sexual intercourse for 10 seconds. Sorry I'm not lasting very long – I'm not very good at sex. But I like you and I like having sex with you and if you wanna stop, we can. #BB24 pic.twitter.com/S277OdKdD0

— Actually Seething (@SEETHINGfrfr) August 17, 2022

Big Brother Update for the Casuals – Kyle Capener & Alyssa Snider do the Deed

If you’re a “casual” (someone who watches only the network episodes and doesn’t follow the Live Feeds), this is info you won’t get from the CBS show. Kyle Capener continues to ruin his game over his showmance with Alyssa Snider.

Last week, despite him insisting he’d cool things off with her, the duo instead got intimate in the Have Not room. And they did it on top of a pool floatie… That’s not exactly ideal or romantic conditions for your first time making love.

Before that, on Big Brother Live Feeds, Kyle tried to get her to wait until the jury to get intimate. But Alyssa wouldn’t drop it. She even tried to get in the shower with him a couple of times, and he pushed back.

Then, his hormones got the better of him, and they made the two-backed beast. Since then, Kyle Capener’s unraveling his game faster than their lovemaking session lasted. He’s going all out to protect Alyssa, and The Leftovers (LOs) took note.

Kyle Lasted Longer in the BB24 Shower Than with Showmance

The ex-Mormon basement dweller thought their hook-up could fly under the radar. But since Alyssa can’t keep anything secret, she ran straight to Matt Turner and told him. He promised to keep quiet but told others. And he confronted Kyle about it on the Big Brother LF.

Meanwhile, Kyle asked Alyssa if she told anyone, and she denied it. Yesterday, they bickered when he wanted some distance to work on their BB24 individual games. Then, he caved again and instead declared they’re officially boyfriend-girlfriend.

Kyle only lasted 10 seconds. 😭 #bb24 pic.twitter.com/bL1KIYCiHl

— depressed joseph simp🌹 (@evictionday) August 16, 2022

Then, as they kept chatting (and forgetting there are cameras…) he admitted that his performance was pretty substandard. You can listen above as Kyle Capener says, “I’m in a way worse mood since I only lasted 10 seconds”.

Alyssa Snider comforted him and said, “No one’s perfect”, and he joked about it being like, “wait… are we done?” What’s ironic about that a couple of weeks ago, Kyle was so pent-up and frustrated that he got busy with himself in the Big Brother shower.

And again, he ignored his surroundings because several of the LOs were in the bathroom and heard him slapping his own flesh. After he was finished, he realized he’d been caught, and they all laughed. But at least he lasted longer with his hand than with Alyssa…

Will Alyssa Last Longer than Her Boyfriend on Big Brother?

There’s no way any of this will make it onto the network episodes. So, if you’re not keeping tabs on the BB24 Live Feeds and are just a casual, you’re missing so much. Now. Kyle Capener’s inability to keep it in his pants is eroding his game.

He’s unfocused and trying to splinter the LO alliance so he can shield his bed buddy. And Alyssa doesn’t even seem like she cares about winning Big Brother. She just wants to be his girlfriend. That’s despite telling the other girls he’s a loser she needs to get over.

Kyle lasted longer on the playground toy than on top of Alyssa #BB24 #BBLF #10seconds https://t.co/ll5L6P4EbF

— wookielover34 (@rachelwrowan) August 16, 2022

She rattled off to the other girls that he’s almost 30, jobless, makes Tik Tok videos, and lives in his mom’s basement. Despite all that, she still really wants him. And Alyssa might have more staying power than Kyle (in more than one way).

Turner warned Kyle that he was painting a giant target on his back by getting deeper in with Alyssa. And when he brought up breaking up the LOs, Turner also warned him that people that betray their alliance get clipped.

So, will Kyle Capener’s BB game last much longer than his bedroom performance? It looks like he might come up short all around. And Alyssa Snider might last longer in the game. Wait and see.

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