This 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever recap finds tensions rising between mother-wife Debbie Johnson and Larissa Dos Santos Lima. Andrei Castravet drinks beer and indulges his handy man dream while a tired and preggo Elizabeth Potthast carries all the weight.
Chantel Everett buys a ticket to the Dominican Republic so she can check on Pedro Jimeno and his shady family. Azan Tefou bails on the Grenada trip with Nicole Nafziger. Ashley Martson heads home from New York City and makes a decision about Jay Smith. So, here we go!
90 Day Fiance Recap: Debbie Throws a Bloody Hand at Larissa
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, the recap shows Colt Johnson takes his leading lady Debbie Johnson to the cat store. It seems Debbie feels betrayed. Larissa confessed to having children back in Brazil. While this was news to Debbie, Coltee was in on it all along. This makes Deb feel left out and weepy. She also wonders if Colt will be responsible for them. Certainly it’s bad enough she has to compete with Larissa already. He says they’ll see about that. And forks over for some catnip for Deb’s felines.
Later, Colt and Larissa go see a sex therapist. Seems like Larissa has cut herself off from sex with Coltee. She tells the therapist that it’s hard sharing her home with Colt Johnson’s mother Debbie. And that Coltee “doesn’t know how to make sex right”. And that he wants to talk dirty. Wonder if that means playing “Mother May I” in bed? The therapist recommends something about blindfolds, feathers and ice cubes. Larissa looks like she wants to jump out the window. But Colt is eager to try it.
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Colt takes Larissa to the pumpkin farm. She’s a little confused about Halloween. He creepily describes stabbing pumpkin flesh. Larissa says she’d like to dress up as an astronaut. Later, they decorate the house. Debbie pulls a bag of decorations out of the closet. She clutches a bloodied severed hand. So, Larissa suggests moving the slot machine to the garage. Debbie flips and launches the bloody hand towards Larissa. Beware trick or treating at this house.
— Queendom (@QueenBandit) June 3, 2019
Elizabeth and Andrei – The Handyman Can
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Elizabeth Potthast is certainly doing it all. She’s hard at work managing her dad’s rentals. Meanwhile her dad pays her a visit. Elizabeth tells him that Andrei doesn’t wish to pursue trucking. He tells her he’d be willing to give him a job. But that Andrei’s got to man up and ask. He also tells her that she needs to come clean about borrowing money for their latest move.
Elizabeth comes home pregnant and exhausted from work in the Florida heat. Andrei happily drinks a beer in air conditioning. She asks him if he’s gotten any bites on his ad for a handy man. He says yes, a few. But, he has to fix up his ad then the calls will come rolling in. She suggests that he ask her dad for a job till things get going. He becomes irate and tells her not to “terrorize him with her pregnancy.” Then mocks her by offering up a beer. Things aren’t looking too good for Libby.
Damn why didn’t Chantal just date Obed ? #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
— Bella G ? (@Bel_Lavi) June 3, 2019
Chantel Heads to The Dominican Republic to Check Family Pedro’s Shady Ways
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Chantel Everett misses hubby Pedro Jimeno. Pedro is AWOL in his home in the Dominican Republic. He’s living it up and partying. His mom and sister cook for him. He’s paying for his staycation with his wife’s savings. Of course, Chantel isn’t thrilled about this. Pedro is distant. Chantel calls up a pal in the DR. Seems he used to date a family friend of Pedro in America. And that person sent money back to Pedro’s family too. How many American dollars have they harvested?
He also tells her what the rest of the world already knew. They are shady. And Chantel should get her butt over there to see what’s going on. But first, she dons pink latex for a night on the town with her sister and friends. Who all agree she needs to go spy on Pedro’s arse. She gives him a call. He freaks when she says she’s coming and tells her not to. But Chantel’s got a ticket to ride. Pedro’s mom and sis say she can’t stay with them if she comes. Stay tuned for what’s certain to be drama in the Dominican Republic.
The way Coltee just described how to carve pumpkins…with serial killer metaphors….makes me SURE he is Norman Bates. He already has the weird relationship with Debbie. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. #90dayfiancehappilyeverafter #90DayFiance pic.twitter.com/SHziw5qyUx
— Melissa (@doordecorby) June 3, 2019
Nicole’s PDA Dreams Are Dashed on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
Nicole Nafziger packs for the opportunity of a lifetime. She’s dragging daughter May to Grenada. Her brother asks what’s in Grenada? The biggest attraction according to Nicole are beaches. But not just any beaches. These are beaches where you can suck face in public! Where you can actually make out while your young daughter frolics nearby. Kindergarten can wait! Momma’s fun comes first!
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Nicole’s dad and brother grill her. Does Azan even want to go? Is he working? And why not. Nicole stares blindly ahead unable to answer. Until her dad asks if he has a ticket and moreover has she seen it? Of course she has because she bought it! Duh, dad! How else does an unemployed dude get to go on vacation. No matter that Nicole and her daughter can’t even afford their own place. Girls just wanna have fun!
As Nicole packs the last of her leggings, she gets a call from Azan. And SHOCKER, he’s calling off the trip! it seems there’s been a family emergency. And next things get all horror movie on us. Nicole disappears into the darkness while producers prod Robbalee Fouraker. Robbalee journeys into the woods with a flashlight and returns with the clueless Nicole who is still defending Azan. Seriously who blew bubbles into this girl’s brain? Sorry Nicole , no afternoon delight for you.
Azan has NO job, NO responsibilities so why the hell does he have to stay home? And Nicole is so deep in denial… saying I am not upset” and yet literally fled the property when she found out he was not going. #90dayfinance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter pic.twitter.com/qOcdXNAvIi
— PillowTalkSnark (@PillowTalkSnark) June 3, 2019
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After – Ashley’s Back From the Big Apple
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Ashley Martson and her squad recover from a night of partying in New York City. Ash still doesn’t know what went on between Jay and his teen Tinder crush. She hasn’t called her back because, cheerleading practice and algebra homework take time. The girls wonder whether Ash and Jay can make it work. Of course, she isn’t sure. But knows she has to make a decision.
Ash arrives home. Jay is loading the dishwasher. Neither are too happy to see each other. Because all the shots in New York City weren’t enough to kill the bug up Ashley’s a*s. And Jay is tired of being scolded and put in time out. Later Ashley calls him upstairs. She agrees this can’t go on and says she will give him a second chance. Jay is very happy.
And finally on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Pao gets a shot to protect her baby. And Russ Mayfield pouts. Yep that’s it! Till next time!
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