’90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After’ Mike Blows It All Up – Recap
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Mike Youngquist has had it up to here with Natalie Mordovtseva and blows up after she calls his mom. Andrei Castravet deals with the wrath of Elizabeth Castravets’s sisters. Brandon Gibbs and Julia Trubkina finally leave the farm. Asuelu Pulaa gives his sister a warning to be on her best behavior. Michael Ilesanmi deals with a touchy subject. And Yara Zaya thinks Jovi Dufren is being selfish. Grab some cake and let’s get right into the mix of Season 6 episode 13 “Let’s Talk About Sex”.
Mike Calls Out Natalie on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
Natalie Mordovtseva lunches with her pal Julia to vent about her marital troubles. Julia listens intently and compliments Natalie on being soft, feminine and beautiful. A contrast from Mike who probably would describe her quite differently. He’s still mad that she skipped out the night before her surgery and didn’t call before she went under the knife. Natalie claims he’s manipulative. And sticks to her story that his mom called her a h**ker at Thanksgiving.
Natalie compares Mike to a baby elephant tied to his mother’s leg and unable to break free even if he’s a big elephant now. Later she tries to talk to Mike about their problems and it blows up in a huge fight. Mike suggests Natalie call his mom about the hooker comment. Trish denies ever saying anything even close to that and tells Natalie to cut the crap. She also says she doesn’t like how badly she treats her son.
Mike tells his mom that Natalie walked out on Christmas Eve and re-gifted all the gifts he gave her to Julia and her family. Natalie hangs up on Trish and Mike goes off and calls Natalie out for only spending one night with him since Christmas. He blows up and says she doesn’t love him and he’s tired of her childish stunts. He pulls his mic off and says he’s done and storms off. Natalie is left sulking on the couch but it looks like Julia will come to the rescue.
Mike’s airing out alllll their business#90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter pic.twitter.com/vLiQIrsF8p
— Tish. (@TheOnlyTishGF) July 26, 2021
Andrei Gets Cake To The Face
Andrei Castravet cooks breakfast for Elizabeth Castravet and stops to compliment his wife’s assets as well. The 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After couple survived a rocky family reunion. After foosball and fighting over Andrei’s partnership with Chuck Potthast, everybody else flew home. But Andrei and Libby faithfully drove the RV back which echoed with the sounds of entitlement and whining.
Libby and Andrei head to the hot property in question that Chuck has offered to Andrei and Elizabeth to flip with him. Elizabeth is the first to complain about the stench and condition of the property. Andrei is excited to prove himself and says that doofus brother Charlie screws things up in the deals. But Libby has to tell her sisters about the deal and they act in turn like petty little b*tches. Could someone please tell sister Jenn Davis that crimping irons are best left in the 80’s with stirrup pants?
It’s Eleanor’s 2nd birthday on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. Jenn immediately walks in and mocks Andrei for not helping with setting up the party. Instead of putting the whole Potthast family flipping war aside, Jen continues with pot shots and flips when Andrei tries to cut the cake early. This turns into a whole mess and Jenn smashes cake in his face. He tells her to get the eff out of his “birthday house”. Nice job ladies to ruin your little niece’s birthday.
Greed and envy #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90dayfiance pic.twitter.com/0EJTxt106i
— Mliss (@MisMliss) July 26, 2021
Brandon Finally Leaves The Nest On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
Brandon Gibbs and Julia Trubkina pack up their room on the farm to move into their shiny little apartment in Richmond. Well, Brandon packs and Julia blows bubbles and plays with the house dog Simba. Julia is beyond thrilled to leave her life as an unpaid farm hand and buy some art at Bath and Body Works for her new pad. Brandon has mixed emotions due to the massive guilt trip his mother Betty has spent her life’s energy piling on him.
The 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After couple sit with Betty and Ron Gibbs on their final night listening to the hum of kitchen crickets and dad Ron’s awkward outbursts. Betty has her ever present goblet of red wine and guilt bombs ready to launch. “But we’ll miss you” she says. “Good help is hard to find and this new one doesn’t want to work weekends and wants paid”. Brandon pacifies by saying they can have good old Sunday dinners on the farm and Julia isn’t down with this.
It’s time to fly and the move to Richmond is on. Julia orders Brandon around like a boss once they arrive at the apartment. Betty hangs back misty eyed and reminds Ron they need to stop off for a bottle of red because she’s gonna need it. After some awkward conversation Julia is ready for them to just leave already. They shuffle off back to the ranch for some good old fashioned therapy in the naked hot tub and it’s all going to be fine Betty. You’ll see.
Betty cries more than Darcey lately #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
— Anfisa’s Red Bag (@anfisasredbag) July 26, 2021
Asuelu Gives A Christmas Warning
Asuelu Pulaa goes to do damage control with his mom and sister Tammy. His mom is happy to see him but Tammy is scary looking as always. Mom wants a kiss from her son on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. Asuelu swerves to avoid another lip lock and Tammy accuses him of not being genuine. Asuelu wants to know if Tammy can control herself. She says maybe unless somebody “comes at her”.
Asuelu’s mom tells the two to play nice but we all know that’s not happening. The family head to Christmas dinner and Tammy is already sniping from the back seat. Mom suggests they focus on the spirit of Christmas. But scenes from next week show Asuelu in a Santa suit throwing Tammy out the door and his mother screaming at the family Kalani. Bad Santa or saint? I think we know the answer to that.
Asuelu's mom and sister acting like everyone in Kalani's family needs to be nice when they're the ones causing problems. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter pic.twitter.com/odFa697E0m
— Vegas Girl Blog (@vegasgirlblog) July 27, 2021
Michael Takes A Hands On Approach on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
Michael Ilesanmi meets up with his pals affectionately known as “the goofballs” for some ping pong and guy talk. And he admits he’s back with wife Angela Deem. He also tells them about their video chat with Angela in the bubble bath. The goofballs all agree on one thing: they don’t find anything attractive about Angela. And don’t get why she wanted her boobs smaller.
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After production asks Michael why he is such a “b**b man”. Michael unapologetically states that he breastfed till he was 9. Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse than Angela’s mispronounced naughty bits being on fire last week. The goofballs press Michael on when he will have a child with her. They suggest he send some frozen sperm via the friendly skies so Angela can finally cop that egg from daughter Skyla Deem, fertilize it and tote it.
Michael rings up his crabby bride to discuss this plan. Angela isn’t on board. She has a brand new bod and isn’t about to mess things up by toting a baby. She also reminds him that Skyla never actually agreed to enable them in this mess with her egg. But Angela knows it’s important to him. Michael says he’s never pleasured himself because it’s against his religion – unlike random BJ’s. But Angela assures him she’ll be there on the phone so he can cough up a sample for the fertility doctor.
They speak for all of us #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter pic.twitter.com/HlK3FqEQvs
— DaisyDumpster (@DaisyDumpster) July 26, 2021
Yara Bores Jovi In Miami
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Jovi Dufren misses his old lifestyle. He’s living a bland suburban life and longs for the old days of hangovers and hurricanes. Now it’s early mornings and even earlier nights. He plans a trip to Miami so he and Yara Zaya can get their spark back away from baby Mylah. The catch is that his mom Gwen will come on the trip as a babysitter. Gwen is cool with this and off they go to the airport.
Yara has some ideas about what Miami is like. She pictures a Cadillac convertible with the top down, Snoop Dogg smoking his usual and girls shaking their a*ses. Really, she’s not far off. Yara gets ready for a night out in a flirty pink dress and Jovi is thrilled to hit the town. He arranges champagne on a rooftop and at first Yara is all in. Then she starts worrying about Mylah and wanting to call Gwen.
Jovi gets annoyed on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. He tells her again that she’s a boring old grandma now. And that he didn’t sign up for this kind of lifestyle. Yara calls him selfish but in a much ruder way than that. Jovi’s inability to understand why his wife doesn’t want to club till 4 AM and then deal with a baby is a problem. But Yara is also rude and passive aggressive about where he’s from and his family. Can these two make it? Till next time!
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