’90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days’ — Mahogany Roca Diaz Is for Real — Recap [S05 E10]

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Mahogany Roca Diaz finally appeared. It sure seemed like Ben Rathbun‘s lady love was a catfish. She’s not, but their meeting was still awkward.

Plus, Kimberly Menzies found that begging paid off for sexy time with Usman Umar. And Ella Johnson is frustrated with Johnny’s wishy-washy travel plans.

Mike Berk heads back to Colombia to see why Ximena Morales Cuellar is acting distant. And Jasmine Pineda gives Gino Palazzolo another chance.

Pour some wine (or grab the whole bottle) and let’s break it all down in this Season 5, Episode 10 recap of Time’s Up.

90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days: Will the Real Mahogany Roca Diaz Please Stand Up

Ben Rathbun has been sitting solo at a table for 2 in a restaurant in Peru for two weeks now. The super bowl has come and gone while waiting for Mahogany Roca.

He’s exhausted the restaurant’s supply of lemon wedges for his ice water. And the waitress just wants to go home. But lo and behold there’s a rustle in the hallway.

Could it be Mahogany? Ben calms himself by praying hard that it’s the doe-eyed filter queen he’s come to not know… It sure seemed like he would be served catfish. But Mahogany appeared!

Suddenly, Mahogany appeared on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. She looks different than her dreamy pics. And more like a college student meeting up with her dad for lunch.

Ben Rathbun doesn’t mind that Mahogany’s more Hannah Montana than Victoria’s Secret angel. During an awkward hug, he blurts out to Mahogany — “I love you”.

But it hangs in the air like one of Mike Berk’s untimely farts. Mahogany Roca admits to production that it’s Ben who isn’t matching up to his photos in her opinion. TLC Twitter confirmed his first date shirt was on, but she seemed less than impressed.

The two exchange small talk. And Mahogany Roca drifts in and out of speaking Spanish and valley girl. Then, Mahogany schools Ben on how to properly say her name. It’s “Ma-how-gon-eee”.

While Ben Rathbun is obviously smitten, Mahogany says she needs time to know him better. And feels bad she didn’t make it to the airport but had to study for an algebra final.

And oh, her dad thinks he’s a creep. After five minutes, Mahogany is ready to bounce (curfew). And Ben says I love you again. Crickets. Whelp maybe a serving of catfish would have gone down easier…

90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days — Kimberly Menzies Is Girlfriend Material?

It’s the morning after Kimberly Menzies fought with international superstar and global sensation Sojaboy. She and Usman Umar had a big to-do. Kimberly is tired, frustrated, and hot.

And humidity is not a friend to ladies with long hair. She’s super peeved that she flew all the way to Tanzania. And he hasn’t as much as given her a peck on the cheek.

Usman waxes about respect and why he won’t let her candy his yam since they “aren’t in a relationship”. This baffles her because she told everybody back home they were.

So, in one last final grasp on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, she gives an ultimatum. If they don’t do the bedroom mambo, she’s out. No friend zone, no nothing. And no more new electronics. He weighs his options and caves.

After all, he talks to her every day. So, he promises to give it up to her tonight. She dances a celebratory table jig. He mentions he will take it easy on her so she can walk the next day. TMI.

But first, Kimberly Menzies thinks they should Facetime her son Jamal. Her son admits he’s skeptical of Usman Umar. And the age difference makes things “less than ideal” to her boy.

But in the end, he’s willing to accept it. Back at the hotel, Usman dons a robe, sunglasses, and some Sojaboy bling. He dives onto a giggling Kimberly. And she demands he lose the sunglasses. Then they disappear under the sheets.

Ella Johnson Gives an Ultimatum

Ella Johnson is in love with Johnny on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. And she doesn’t care who knows it. She wants it all with her Asian prince.

But he’s waffling about traveling to see her. Ella is desperate and thinks her time is running out for having a family and everything she wants.

She’s even willing to do some globetrotting to meet in Dubai. She puts a tablecloth over her head and video chats with Johnny. He’s still not sure he wants to take the chance with quarantine restrictions.

He fears he could be kept away from his parents and son for weeks. But Ella Johnson is fed up. And she says that she’ll move on if he doesn’t commit.

She suggests an open relationship. Johnny gets nervous and says that’s not what he wants. Later, he confides to his friend Wang that he doesn’t want to lose her. So, Wang suggests he go for it.

Mike Berk Fears Losing Ximena Morales on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

Mike Berk is trying to be the man Ximena Morales Cuellar wants him to be. He’s tidying up his room and organizing his Old Spice and other various toiletries.

Ximena has been distant since he returned to the US. So, he’s heading back to Colombia to try and get the spark back. But first, he consults his dad and grandpa.

Mike admits he’s still paying half her rent. And that she asked him to spring for lipo and a boob job. That way, she can kick off her career as a supermodel.

Perhaps she’s on the Usman Umar school of delusion on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. Of course, his family thinks he should stop the gravy train altogether.

And grandpa Hyman admits he had no problem scoring chicks back in the day. And he didn’t have to pay for anyone’s plastic surgery. Mike heads off to Colombia and gets a lukewarm reception from Ximena.

She’s miffed that she had to turn to a loan shark to finance her operations. And now the surgery’s delayed. Mike is exhausted from his trip. But Ximena Morales feels like clubbing it. So, he good-naturedly goes. But he reminds her he has to get up early to work.

Ximena could care less about Mike. And she admits she’s lost that loving feeling. Cut to Mike trying to wake up a hung-over Ximena the next morning. She admits she didn’t roll in till 9 AM. But in her culture, it’s no big deal she says.

Mike is a lot of things. But he’s not this stupid. He should stop holding in his gas and hop a jet plane.

Jasmine Pineda Gives Gino Palazzolo a Second Chance

There might not be a luckier man on the planet than Gino Palazzolo on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. Jasmine Pineda admits she’s full of hate.

And she wants nothing more to do with him. She’s feeling every emotion and then some. After Gino betrayed her by sending topless pics of her to his ex.

And then, he told her she’s nuts because those aren’t really nudes. So, Jasmine tries to drown her sorrows in chardonnay. But it doesn’t take.

She vents to a pal. And then decides to confront him again (against her friend’s advice). Gino Palazzolo has the energy of a garden slug while she unleashes her fury.

Jasmine Pineda even grabs his hat right off his head. She reveals a patch of hair he’s clinging to in the back. She also says she can publish some private pics of him.

But it wouldn’t be anything to brag about. Production intervenes as things escalate. And Gino is relieved when he places a backup cap on his head.

The next morning, Jasmine Pineda can’t find her purse. So, she has to go back to Gino’s bungalow. He’s weepy and sad. And says he’s lost her.

But he makes a heartfelt plea for her to give him another chance on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. And Jasmine Pineda admits she loves him.

So, she’ll give him another chance. Gino Palazzolo is elated. And relieved. And winning. Since the only thing exposed on him was his baldness.

Memphis Lays It on the Line on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

Hamza shops for wedding attire with his mom. She still isn’t sold on Memphis Sandoval being good enough for her son. Hamza admits things are moving fast.

And he feels like she doesn’t trust him. His mom reminds him he needs to be sure. Hamza realizes she’s coming from the experience of her divorce. So he needs to be absolutely sure that he would be happy with Memphis.

Memphis uses the time alone to chat with her foster sister back home. And admits there have been some red flags including Hamza fibbing about his age.

And a serious bout of diarrhea after she accidentally drank the water. But Memphis Sandoval hasn’t come clean about spending the night with her ex early in the relationship.

Her sister tells her she should. And when she goes to tell him, he shocks her by saying they are moving too fast with this marriage. Till next time!

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