’90 Day Fiance’: Desperate Darcey Duped Again and More on ‘Before The 90 Days’

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, desperate housewife Darcey Silva gets duped again when pictures of Tom Brooks cozying up with another woman surface. In this Before the 90 Days recap we finally meet Stephanie Matto, who’s struggling to come out to her family about her online love Erika who she’s about to visit in Australia.

Big Ed Brown arrives in the Philippines and meets Rosemarie who twirls him around for a closer look. Avery Warner heads down under to meet Ash Naeck, whose florist spills the tea on his many girls.

And Lisa Hamme and Usman Umar engage in some backseat PDA in spite of her being more thick in the middle than he expected. Sit back, relax and don’t skimp on the mayo as we dish on season 4 episode 3 “Risky Business”.

90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Recap: Darcey Silva Hits The Gym After Seeing Pics of Tom Brooks with Another Woman

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Darcey Silva can’t catch a break. Or a man for that matter. Her sister Stacey Silva has sent her photos of Tom Brooks canoodling in Nottingham with another blonde lass. Darcey takes her frustrations out by lifting weights with the worst form ever. And then sprinting on a treadmill for 30 seconds with her boobs on lockdown. Stacey is there to pick her up and to rub it in. Because there’s nothing evil twin Stacey loves more than one upping her sis.

Stacey points out that Tom probably never did love Darcey and that he’s a liar. And forces Darcey to admit she’s again wasted her time and money on a European douchebag. Stacey is smug. And Darcey says she is hurt. Because she thought he was still her 90 Day Fiance boyfriend even though they barely speak and have blocked each other on Instagram. It must be exhausting to carry the weight of those lips and boobs and partake in teen age love games in your 40’s. Maybe it’s time to just get a dog Darcey.

Stephanie Matto Struggles To Come Out On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

Stephanie Matto is a young woman from Yonkers, NY who’s in love with Erika, who lives in Australia. They met on social media. Stephanie makes a living off her YouTube channel. She struggled as a young girl after moving to America at the age of 7 from Czech Republic. But once she started her channel it took off and her confidence grew. Stephanie fell hard for the rainbow haired Erika, who is a free spirit and a photographer. Maybe her and 90 Day Fiance‘s Big Ed can compare portfolios.

This is the first same sex couple featured on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days. So, there is an element of drama with Stephanie’s family. They don’t know she’s bi-sexual. And she’s especially afraid to tell her mom. The two are extremely close and her mom is a bit old school and protective. Stephanie vents to her friends about whether she should come clean before heading to Australia meet her online love. Her gay guy friend suggests she should.

On 90 Day Fiance, Stephanie has her family over for dinner. Her mom seems suspicious as to why she’s traveling so far to meet an online girlfriend. Something tells me mom Magda knows exactly what the deal is here. To complicate matters Stephanie has aplastic anemia so travel and bacteria are very risky for her. And her condition isn’t curable. She also has to have routine blood tests done. After a Czech feast, Stephanie still can’t get the courage to come out. To be continued….

Rose Spins Big Ed Brown Around for a 360 Degree View

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Big Ed Brown has touched down at the Manila airport with his half ponytail and compression socks still intact. While he waits 40 minutes for Rose to show up, we are treated to a day in the life of Rosemarie and her son Prince. Rose lives with her sister Maria in a two room house behind the store Maria runs. They sleep on the floor and have no toilet and no kitchen. In other words nobody is wasting condiments as a conditioner over here. Roses says life is simple and small.

The sisters go about the day and meet up with their dad, who’s about the same age as Ed Brown. He is a little concerned with the age difference and just hopes Ed treats Rose with respect. The 90 Day Fiance girlfriend Rose tells her son Prince that “daddy is coming”. Maria asks what will happen if they go to America. Rose says that Ed will take care of them and she will pop out 2 more kids. Wait till Big Ed tells her he’s done with that and wants to get snipped. Her sister says she’s Okay with all of it because Ed is rich.

Rosemarie and 5 Guys in a Hotel Room

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Ed is starting to freak out because Rose is late. But she finally shows up and they hug and laugh. Rose seems more entertained by the sight of her American pocket sized king than attracted. She spins him around to get the full effect. Ed has gotten a hotel room of course for their first night. He asks Rose if she’s ever been in one before and she casually says yes with 5 guys after a new years party. Ed starts squirming and acting weird. Dude really?

SojaBoy Has Got Big Dreams

Lisa Hamme is on the way to Nigeria to meet Usman Umar aka rapper SojaBoy on 90 Day Fiance. She is in desperate need of one of Big Ed’s mayo hair masks because she’s got some serious fried ends going on. We get a glimpse of SojaBoy’s everyday life with his roommates Usman and Giant. It’s kind of like the real world Nigeria. The guys goof off and Soja puffs on hookah while discussing world domination as a rapper. First stop York, Pa where the real “Lisa from America” lives.

He shows the guys her picture on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, and like everyone else they are confused. They want to know how old she is and more importantly what the hell is he thinking? He says her heart is beautiful. He says she can be jealous and has been known to DM women fans who comment on his social media. The guys tease him but he says he has made his decision.

SojaBoy Finds Lisa More Biggie in The Belly on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

His buddies drive him to the airport to pick her up on 90 Day Fiance. Usman and Lisa finally meet. After making out, Usman tells producers she’s physically not what he expected. She’s more big in the belly and he prefers a tiny waist and bigger hips. Come on. You FaceTimed with this woman for two years. Did you really think a 50 something white woman with a perm was going to be built like Kim K? Lisa’s not happy that the roomies tagged along.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days,  SojaBoy’s pals are not impressed by Lisa and mock her weight after she gets in the car. On the way home the couple suck face and it grosses out the roommates. They try to help them carry luggage up to the hotel room. But the gravelly voiced cougar kicks them out. She wants alone time with her man. When producers ask if he’s ready for sex he rambles about them having the right parts so he’ll make it work. Now THAT would make a great song.

Yolanda Leak Can’t Reel In Her Catfish He’s Not Even Biting

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Yolanda Leak stops for a juice and tries to make sense of Williams’ vanishing act. Once she pressed him about which airport to fly into, he went full ghost. He’s not answering calls, texts or his DM’s on the gram as she calls it. After sucking down her sweet greens she heads home. And vows to keep trying to get a hold of him. She lays down on a mattress in an empty room of her house and just can’t imagine what went wrong.

Because it makes perfect sense that a young chiseled to perfection fitness model would have to resort to finding love online in another country. Suddenly Yolanda sees that his whole Instagram has changed to a new name. And all the pictures are gone. She shows 90 Day Fiance producers the new account and says they were building a life together and how could this be? I’ll tell you how. Because he’s a bottom feeder and you fell for it hook line and sinker.

Ash is One Smooth Operator On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

Avery Warner is dropping off her kids with their respective dads to go meet her internet boyfriend Ash Naeck down under – Meaning Australia. She is worried because Ash is a smooth talker and a relationship coach to thirsty single women. As Avery boards her flight we get a glimpse into the life of Ash. And it looks like a Dolce and Gabbana fragrance commercial. He slides into the ocean shirtless and sits in the water telling us that it creates vibration.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Ash explains that he is pure and doesn’t partake in alcohol or marijuana. Interesting since his soulmate Avery regularly noshes on pot leaves with a splash of balsamic vinegar and gluten free croutons. Ash also explains that he is divorced and it’s been quite a transition becoming a single dad. But he is optimistic about meeting Avery and says their souls have met before.

Ash logs into the computer to coach a client and tells her that her makeup is on point. The woman squeals with delight and blushes when he speaks of love language. Maybe Yolanda should ring him up. Later he hits up his neighborhood florist to grab Avery some flowers. The florist says Ash is his number one customer because he goes through a lot of girls. Talk about thunder down under. Till next week!

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