’90 Day Fiance’: Annie Spanking David – Kinky Lockdown Boom Boom

90 Day Fiance: Self-Quarantined stars David Toborowsky and Annie Suwan are shopping, cooking, and doing lots of boom-boom, as Annie calls it, while locked down. Meanwhile, Colt Johnson and Debbie Johnson get fuzzy on peach schnapps. Plus, Danielle Jbali reveals an unlikely friendship, and Andrei Castravet schools us all about how to service yourself in the shower. Let’s take a look at how this bunch deals with the pandemic in Season 1, Episode 1 On Lockdown. The limited series airs Monday nights on TLC.

Coltee And Mother Debbie Stick Together on 90 Day Fiance – Quarantine Style

Colt’s been working from home since the Las Vegas strip shut for the COVID pandemic panic. So, he’s uneasy about his job since he is a software engineer that programs slot machines. Colt and mama Debbie hunker down with their six cats and some schnapps while they wait out the quarantine. Colt is grateful for his mama who cooks him eggs and provides entertainment with liquor-induced dance moves in the kitchen.

The mother-son duo even discussed his 90 Day Fiance ex Larissa Dos Santos Lima. Colt says she’s still out there somewhere in Vegas. But they don’t speak. Mother Deb is no doubt relieved to be the queen of the castle again. During their quarantine bliss, Colt gets the bad news that he lost his job. But mommy dearest is there to fry up a juicy steak to keep up his spirits. And Coltee puts on an impromptu cat fashion show to keep them entertained.

Let’s score them a 6 out of 10 for quarantine coping.

Annie Suwan Cracks The Whip On David Toborowsky During Lockdown

Perky Annie Suwan and husband David Toborowsky seem to make the best of things on 90 Day Fiance: Self-Quarantined. So, Annie says she and David spend a lot of time getting down. Then David and wife Annie hit the road to drop some hard-to-get TP to a friend. But, they stick to social distancing. Then, they hit up the Asian market so Annie Suwan can whip up some of the delicious Thai food David Toborowsky loves. The ethnic market’s well-stocked except for no jasmine rice.

David shares that he and Annie remain in good spirits and enjoy a delicious meal. Next, David Toborowsky and love Annie Suwan slip into pajamas and hit the sack. Then, Annie swats David with a sex toy whip. Annie Suwan says they have a healthy and happy sex life. And David Toborowksy decides it’s time to turn off the camera. But, 90 Day Fiance‘s Annie jokes about leaving it on. No, Annie, we beg you and David both – turn it off – please…

Quarantine coping score: 9/10.

Cortney Reardanz Stuck In Limbo On 90 Day Fiance: Self Quarantined

In a blast from the 90 Day Fiance past, Cortney Reardanz finds herself again an awkward situation with a foreign man. Cortney headed to Spain in the first-ever season of Before The 90 Days to meet male model Antonio Millon. Turns out, he wasn’t ready for commitment and left Cortney alone in his apartment with no air-con (as Big Ed calls it). Now, she finds herself in an even stranger situation.

It seems 90 Day Fiance alum Cortney got herself a gig as a brand ambassador for a “period cup”. Yes, as icky as it sounds. She is sort-of dating the German owner of the company “Andy”. She met him via email while working with him. After a weekend trip to his pad, she got stuck there as the lockdown hit Florida. She is friendly as they self-film together. But sneaks off and strangely tells the camera she kind of “hates him”. Sorry about your luck Cortney.

Quarantine score for coping is a 3 out of 10.

Danielle Jbali Claims Her and Mo are Chummy Again

On the new 90 Day Fiance: Self Quarantined series, Danielle’s working hard at her essential job as a caretaker. Danielle has a houseful during the pandemic. Living in her small crib is her youngest daughter, her son, three grandkids, and one on the way. It looks like some pets are crammed in there, too. Danielle seems in good spirits despite the challenges of coping with so many people stuck in such a small place.

She admits that her 90 Day Fiance turned ex-husband Mohamed reached out to her recently. And that they have forgiven each other and are working on a friendship. She says she worries about Mo (whom she once wanted deported), as he works as a long-haul trucker. Danielle FaceTimes with her two oldest daughters who are now living on their own. In spite of losing her overtime pay, she’s excited about a new grandbaby due any day now.

Quarantine cope score 5/10 (even with no secks).

Andrei Tells Fans To Wash Beards & Butts on 90 Day Fiance: Self Quarantined

Andrei and Libby juggle quarantine with their toddler Eleanor and a lack of work. Elizabeth is the breadwinner, but with shutdowns and financial hardships, people aren’t paying rent. So, that affects her work as a property manager for her big bucks dad Chuck Potthast. Meanwhile, Andrei isn’t working either and wonders why she’s online shopping. He also wants her to hit up her pops for some relief in the time of Corona. Some things never change with this 90 Day Fiance duo.

Andrei has some masks lying around from his handyman work that come in handy for a trip to the grocery store. The fam heads to the local Publix. Libby babysits out in the car while Andrei grabs essentials first – meaning bottles of wine. After dinner, Andrei takes the camera into his nightly shower. He reminds watchers to vigorously wash our cracks for the amount of time it takes to sing happy birthday. Because COVID’s creeping in the back door?

Quarantine coping rating 6.5 out of 10.

Remember to wash your butt and whip that coronavirus like Annie Suwan spanking chubby hubby David Toborowsky and stay safe out there.

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