’90 Day Fiance: What Now’ Recap – Danielle Jbali Gets a Makeover – Season 3 Episode 2 ‘Caging a Stallion’

90 Day Fiance: What Now is like the free dessert when you buy any entree. It sneaks in something sweet and delicious at the end of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After on Sunday nights on TLC. You may be full, a little tipsy and ready to go, but there it is. Like a piece of molten lava cake. Maybe a little spongy and bland but ready to roar up unexpected goodness. Sunday night’s episode did just that. Starting off dry with Boren and Alexei Brovarnick (sorry it’s Loren). And then gushing with goodness as Danielle Jbali announces she’s back on the market. Let’s dive in to the hot gooey stuff.

Loren’s Got Baby Fever on 90 Day Fiance: What Now

This 90 Day Fiance: What Now recap finds Loren and Alexei happily married and still working on his citizenship. They have purchased their Florida condo and are in the process of renovations. Like with all 90 Day Fiance spinoffs we get plenty of flashbacks. Loren gushes over her Israeli hunk on a beach. We revisit both weddings. Also touching on Loren’s Tourette’s syndrome.

Loren and Alexei entertain friends who are expecting. Loren gushes and dreams of her own bun in the oven so she can use the hashtag #babybrovs. Alexei is a little less anxious to dive into dad duty. His citizenship comes first. Then the 90 Day Fiance couple take down the hideous wall paper from the condo. Then maybe, just maybe they could think about a baby. Loren and Alexei also have a new gig as part of TLC’s new hit Pillow Talk on Monday nights.

Tarik Myers asks Hazel Cagalitan to Sign On the Dotted Line

On 90 Day Fiance: What Now? Tarik Myers sought counsel about a prenup. Brother Dean suggested Tarik protect his assets before tying the knot with Hazel Cagalitan. Tarik is pretty smitten with his “all the way around the world girl”. He admits if it upsets her he will drop it. Dude. Don’t tell Dean.

So he rings up Hazel of the sparkling personality. The convo went something like this: “Hi Honey! what did you do today?” Hazel: “Nothing”. Tarik: “Well you had to do something!” Hazel: “I washed clothes”.  Is this 90 Day Fiance or Leave it to Beaver? To Tarik’s (and surely Dean’s) relief, Hazel agrees to sign as she doesn’t have plans to steal. She would just like a residence that’s larger than a broom closet and less than 10 people living in it.

Danielle Jbali Gets a Makeover on 90 Day Fiance: What Now

On 90 Day Fiance: What Now Danielle Jbali and trusty pal Beth Mahar hit up a Sandusky , Ohio cafe. The Sandusky Tourism Association certainly can’t be happy how it’s portrayed on the show. Grey skies, weak coffee and unfortunate choices of puffy outer garments set the stage. The subject quickly turns to Mohammed. Danielle admits she hasn’t heard from him in a year. She claims she’s completely over him. However she still burps butterflies and blushes when she speaks his name.

Danielle says he wiped her out financially. She “brott imm here ” after all. And he wronged her in every way. We revisit the lows because there really weren’t any highs. He met women on social media, ran off to Miami and refused her any bedroom fun. And of course didn’t kiss her at their wedding. She stalked him in Miami and threatened to have his ass deported, but settled for a divorce. To Danielle it was just like one big international Sadie Hawkins dance gone wrong.

On 90 Day Fiance: What Now? Beth grabs Danielle’s phone and makes a discovery. She needs to get back out there on the dating apps! She needs a man her age not some Tunisian whipper-snapper-punk. Danielle’s daughter who is a stylist does a very good makeover on her mom. She also gives some tough but tender advice to her mom on handling the opposite sex. Beth snaps pics and shouts orders like “straddle that chair.” And just like that Danielle is back on the market.

Larry Passariello and Jenny May – There’s no Place Like a Motor Home

This recap of 90 Day Fiance: What Now? finds a very nervous Larry Passariello waiting for fiance Jenny May at the airport. Larry is best known to 90 Day Fiance fans as the happy-go-lucky McDonald’s manager who cashed in his 401 k after meeting Jenny on Filipino cupid. After a whirlwind romance Larry proposed. Things got a little rough when he refused to eat a pig that was still twitching. But now Jenny May is coming to America  to marry Larry.

Larry has set up a home for his bride to be on wheels. They will be living in an RV in an over 55 campground. Certainly any 20 something with American dreams would be down with this! Jenny isn’t so sure. She explains that in the Philippines people don’t live in RV’s. But the RV does have air conditioning and hot and cold running water. So she’ll give it a whirl after all.

Jonathan Rivera and Fernanda Flores – Caging a Stallion on ’90 Day Fiance: What Now?’

On 90 Day Fiance: What Now Mexican native Fernanda Flores is growing restless in the sleepy town of Lumberton, North Carolina. She blames hubby Jonathan from keeping her from her life long dream of being an actress and model. The only thing stopping her from world-wide fame is their zip code. Jonathan calls Lumberton home and has built a successful real estate business. He really doesn’t mind that it’s boring as hell.

He takes his barely legal bride for mani/pedis. Jonathan himself is on board for a little foot scraping and small talk. He even gets a little tingle inside during the foot massage. Fernanda looks like she’d rather chew rocks than listen to him giggle. She accuses him of keeping her in a trap. She is a “ceeeety gurlll”! She’s tired of only being able to show off her good looks and new boobs to the living room couch! Jonathan likens the situation to “caging a stallion”. We know where this is going.

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