’90 Day Fiance: What Now?’ Recap: Asuelu Takes On Christmas

On this 90 Day Fiance: What Now? recap, a bored Annie Suwan finally takes matters into her hands. Stuck in the storage facility day after day Annie feels trapped. And wonders whether David Toborowsky even turned in her paper work. Asuelu Pulaa gets ready to celebrate his first Christmas. And tell his father in law that Kalani Faagata is preggo again. Fernanda Flores rages at Jonathan Rivera for stealing her dreams. Let’s catch up on all the 90 Day Fiance dysfunction and deceit.

90 Day Fiance: What Now?’ Recap: Asuelu Does Christmas

On 90 Day Fiance: What Now? Asuelu Pulaa and Kalani prepare to host her family for Christmas. Quick flashbacks show her father questioning Asuelu’s ability as a husband and father. And of course her clingy sister bawling at a family dinner because she thought SHE was the dad. Certainly these two have overcome a lot. So, Asuelu dons a Santa Claus hat and they buy a tree. Kalani kills the sweet holiday vibe by reminding him HE’S got to tell her father she’s knocked up.

The 90 Day Fiance family, including baby Oliver shop at the Samoan market for Christmas dinner ingredients. Which of course Asuelu Pulaa will cook as well. It’s like he’s starring in the Samoan remake of Elf except in Utah. And maybe if James Caan had a braided beard. Kalani’s dad shows up. After small talk Kalani gently nudges Asuelu to break the news. He finally gets it out. Surprisingly, her dad takes the news pretty well. Seems like he’s excited about another grand baby. So, it’s a happy ho ho ho for Asuelu Pulaa.

Fernanda’s Dreams Are Held Hostage by Jonathan

Fernanda Flores is certainly not a happy girl. The Mexican native’s dreams are stagnant in Lumberton, North Carolina. She video chats her mom to discuss the misery of life here in this boring town. Her mom tells her she moved to America to marry Jonathan, the former beer pong champ and successful small town realtor. But of course the bright lights of the big city beckon the young starlet. On 90 Day Fiance, Fernanda knows stardom awaits in Chee-cawgo.

On 90 Day Fiance: What Now? Mama Fer suggests patience. Let Jonathan meet his goals. But of course Fernanda’s having none of any thing common sense related. The only thing standing between her and the cover of Vogue is a sheepish 30 something realtor. Who promised her the world and coughed up Mayberry RFD instead. She should be rubbing elbows with Rhianna on the red carpet. In her words anywhere but here.

On this 90 Day Fiance: What Now? recap Jonathan dares to put in a full day of work. So, Fernanda swears at him in Spanish. Jon wears a backwards ball cap. The one he wore to pledge IMA ALPHA TOOL. He asks what’s wrong. What does she want? She says she is married with idiot. And that Bradley Cooper is waiting on a private jet. She is stuck here. With new boobs and nowhere to go but the Piggly Wiggly. I guess drug cartels aren’t the only thing to be wary of on Mexican vacations.

Annie Gets Advice From An Attorney on 90 Day Fiance: What Now

On 90 Day Fiance: What Now? Annie Suwan is tired of frying eggs on hot plates. Her Thai friend Pe is living the American dream. She has a home without neon signage out front and a car. Of course Annie wonders whether David dropped the ball on her paperwork. Pal Pe takes her to see an immigration lawyer. In no certain terms he tells her that she should’ve received something by now. Of course Annie is angry.

Annie confronts David. Seems  like his expression is always one of trying to remember the last lie and replace it with another. He says he’s a little hurt that she went behind his back. After all what could she be unhappy about? That he could barely afford buffaloes? Or that her first home had a pole in the middle of it? Maybe that her kitchen is a hot plate? David promises to take a look at it. It’s going to be another long night at the storage facility. Maybe they can order pizza.

Loren Wants a Baby – Jenny Meets Larry’s Son

On this week’s 90 Day Fiance: What Now we find out that… Loren Brovarnik is ready to have a baby. And Alexei Brovarnik is stalling. Yawn. What is the purpose of updating these two. So we have to hear Loren complain? Maybe because yet another baby announcement arrived and it’s not hers! She tells Alexei the spark is gone. Wait till 3 am feedings and poop diapers. Finally, Alexei agrees to a baby in November 2020. This makes Loren happy. So, thank you next.

Over at the RV park for those with active AARP cards certainly it’s all barbecue and family time for Larry Passariello and Jenny Torres. Jenny chops tomatoes with Larry’s son. It seems she likes life here in Grey Gardens on wheels. Larry is funny. And damn how cute is little dog Rose. But of course she is alone and kind of trapped during the day. Maybe her Fernanda and Annie can hi-jack the RV and head for the Hollywood Hills. 90 Day Fiance: Break Free! Till next time.

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