90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days cast member Tarik Myers followed his bad beach proposal rap with a brand new music video that just dropped. “God Bliss Woman” debuted over the weekend and it was directed by his TLC show castmate Ricky “married yet dating” Reyes. This Tarik video produced by Ricky Reyes must be watched to be appreciated. And as a special treat to 90 Day Fiance fans, we’ve got a recap and breakdown of this video that’s nothing if not memorable…
Tarik Myers Sick Song Styling on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days
On Season 2 of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, you might remember Tarik Myers proposed on the beach to Hazel Cagalitan. Known for his mesh shirts and bad fashion, Tarik asked the bored Filipino to marry him. To preserve the moment forever, he blasted a self-styled rap. The cheesy lyrics included snippets such as “welcome to Virginia Beach” and promised what their new life would be like.
Tarik rapped that she’s a girl from the other side of the world he wants to “make his round the way girl”. She stared longingly at the ocean, perhaps hoping a tsunami would come and sweep away Tarik, his hot pink speaker capsule, and that hellish hip hop song. Hazel said on 90 Day Fiance, “I can’t believe Tarik wrote this song about me”. Then producers asked, “Did you like it?” The ever-deadpan Hazel replied with a bunch of blank staring and lip chewing.
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Ricky Reyes – Back in the 90 Day Fiance Limelight
Fans of Season 2 of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days also remember train wreck and compulsive liar Ricky Reyes. He blatantly fibbed to second plate love interest Ximena Parra. He said he came down there to see Melissa (who it turned out was an actress hired by production). And he lied about his marital status. Ricky was married (happily?) to a woman that agreed he could go on the show to try and help promote their business.
That backfired like Mike Myer’s (no relation) Fat Bastard at an all-you-can-eat Chipotle dinner. Ricky who’s known for fanny packs and fraud, owns a photography and film company, Crown Productions. Ricky Reyes and his company directed God Bliss Woman, Tarik Myers’ epic new 90 Day Fiance musical masterpiece. Here’s a quick breakdown of the cinematic tour-de-force, then you can watch it for yourself. Perhaps with some Dramamine to quell nausea and a stiff drink for courage.
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God Bless Tarik And Ricky For Collaborating on God Bliss Woman
90 Day Fiance rabid fan base can’t get enough of the hot mess cast members, both and off the screen. Often, even after leaving the TLC show, they are the gifts that keep on giving. Case in point is Ricky Reyes and Tarik Myers with this treat of a music video. Before you decide if you will watch it, remember this is 5 minutes and 3 seconds of your life you’ll never get back. Maybe have two drinks first…
Here’s our recap. The film opens with pudgy shirtless Tarik Myers in bed texting.
There’s a knock at the door. The 90 Day Fiance star climbs down the ladder from his clubhouse-loft bed to see what’s up. He’s in a dingy cinder block room that for some reason has a cheap microwave sitting on a 55-gallon oil drum in the background.
A token hot(ish) chick barges in demanding attention. He puts his shirt on, covering up his thiccness (awww). Fashion note – whoever did wardrobe for this shoot missed the mark by not featuring one of Tarik’s trademark mesh shirts.
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She asks “why are you putting your shirt on” while checking him out fiercely. Let’s hope she got paid more than scale. Once he covers up all that splendid man flesh, he tells her they’re done. She pleads, but our man Tarik Myers puts her solidly in the friend zone.
The 90 Day Fiance’s “girlfriend” arrives and he kicks desperate chick number one straight out. She has to kick rocks (for now). How will she live without him? The acting is just so….
Tarik’s Dissecting Fetal Pigs (No Lie)
Then the 90 Day Fiance alum takes the cringe outside to the pool while the two girls dance and fawn over Tarik. The outside of the house is a multi-million dollar mansion. I guess the owners woudn’t let them film inside so they filmed the earlier scene in someone’s basement.
The fashion-challenged rapper sports gold clown pants and matching hat. He looks he’s channeling Sinbad. Tarik cradles his junk and raps about his “God Bliss Woman” with a chorus of “I’ll pull both rods and empty both clips for ya”. Apparently, he’s ready to murder anyone for her, ride or die style.
90 Day Fiance fans will no doubt remember that Tarik Myers talked before about threesomes (with his brother 90 Day Fiance: Dean Hashim – Pillow Talk in the bed too, according to their reactions). The music video seems to carry some of that kinky theme and in the most cringeworthy way. This video is not-to-be-missed. Be sure to watch God Bliss Woman and enjoy the smooth song stylings of Tarik Myers.
Call 911 – You May Die
To really appreciate this gem, watch with closed captions on to see the poetry unfold. Other lyrical gems in this sh*t show include “I grew up around pimps and sh*t” and “I’ll leave em looking like a school fetal pig dissection.” During the fetal pig line, the model playing his girl can barely contain her laughter and looked embarrassed to be there. We feel you girl. Tarik Myers rapped “you’re gonna need an EMS and a stretcher”. That’s because you may die laughing watching this.
The overall feel of this Tarik-Ricky collaboration is that of a high school video class project that winds up as a solid C+. Comments on YouTube range from “WTF did I just watch?” to wanting to know why he had no black women in the video. Other comments advised Tarik Myers to “hit the gym” and one just left it short and sweet with “oh honey, no”. Another said “LMFAO…. No….” Watch and judge for yourself.
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**This recap comes courtesy of guest blogger Natalie Smiley and in no way reflects the opinions of Soap Dirt or its staffers and affiliates (although we think it’s hilarious).