’90 day Fiance’ Recap : Weddings, Wedgies and The Titanic – Season 6 Episode 11 “Make it or Break it”

This 90 Day Fiance recap is the finale of Season 6. In the words of Colt Johnson‘s wife Larissa Christina this season has left fans “emotional exhausted”. In the season 6 finale of the TLC train wreck we see Larissa’s arrest days before the wedding. Jay Smith Tinder cheated on Ashley Martson just days after the wedding. Kalani got pregnant again and Eric Rosenbrook chose Leida Margaretha over his kids.

If you missed the last and final episode and plan to watch the 90 Day Fiance Tell-All show tonight, here’s what you missed. Let’s dive into the dysfunction that was Season 6 episode 11 ‘Make it or Break it”.

Will Newlywed Ashley Martson Send Jay Smith Packing on 90 Day Fiance?

Ashley Martson sits blubbering in front of an inspirational wall hanging. I guess there aren’t any that deal with marrying a 20 yr old Jamaican who can’t stay off Tinder. She says Jay was going to invite women he met on Tinder to her house.

On 90 Day Fiance Jay wants the chance to defend himself. When Ashley asks him why he felt the need to chat up randoms on twitter fresh off their Elvis nuptials. Jay Smith says it meant nothing. I guess lame stock answers cross cultural barriers.

Ashley tearfully stomps off to light a Yankee Candle. The scent is Chardonnay & Desperation. Jay tells producers he did nothing wrong. Those chicks were messaging HIM. Sounds like a good excuse. All he did was setup a secret dating app, put in his contact info, swiped right on girls he found attractive, and took their calls. Not his fault women were chatting him up.

Spoiler Alert: On the Tell-All, Jay Smith will claim he only joined Tinder to meet “friends”. Guess the “with benefits” part is implied.

Jay also says Ashley will have to call the police before he will leave.

Ashley Gets Advice From Brandi – Creeps on Jay’s Tinder Boo

On 90 Day Fiance Ashley consults perpetual bridesmaid Brandi for advice. Brandi arrives looking like she just escaped from the Thunderdome. Ashley has done a little (okay, a lot of) snooping on Jay’s Tinder pal. She says the girl is nothing like her except for being white.

Ashley describes her as much larger and 18. Does everyone but Ashley not think that being 18 could be her appeal? Ashley pouts that she’s responsible for Jay now. She doesn’t want a third child. But that’s kind of what she signed up for, juice boxes and all.

Ashley and Jay sit down to discuss what drove him to the Tinder tubby. He says he wasn’t getting enough attention. She says all he had to do was ask. Jay says he was afraid to bother her. Ashley tells him she needs space and calls her herself a f***ing fool.

Kolini Couldn’t Sleep Off Kalani’s Baby News on 90 Day Fiance

Kalani Faagata and Asuelu Pulaa will be married later on the 90 Day Fiance episode. Asuelu asks Kalani how her bachelorette night was. She reveals that her sister-wife Kolini cried at the baby news. Asuelu innocently asks why the tears? Lani says it’s because she’s upset.

Asuelu worries that killjoy Kolini will tell her not to marry him. The alt version of the Kardashian sisters get together for hair and makeup. Kolini pops champagne. She pouts that she can’t fully enjoy the bubbly since it’s weird that Kalani is preggo.

No it’s weird that it bothers you that a pregnant woman won’t drink. Kalani asks if she feels better about Asuelu and the baby after sleeping on it. She says she’s not too stoked. Lini applies make-up on her sister like she wants to poke her eye with a mascara wand.

Asuelu Pulaa and Kalani Faagata Tie the Knot

On 90 Day Fiance Asuelu dresses for the big day. He fumbles with suspenders. Brother Nick arrives to escort him to the boat. He is awed by the boat and compares it to the Titanic. Papa braid beard holds baby Oliver. He doesn’t know there’s another baby on the way.

The ceremony starts and the captain asks if anyone objects. Kolini admits she was dying to ruin everything but kept her bitter jealous trap shut. Asuelu cries while they say vows. Mother Kalani looks genuinely happy for her daughter.

There is a lovely reception. Asuelu dons his sarong for some traditional sam-wah dancing. Kolini tells producers she will be ready when things crash and burn with a sinister laugh. Fans of 90 Day Fiance will have to wait to see how things turn out.

Steven Frend Leaves Russia (and Olga Koshimbetova) on 90 Day Fiance

In a tiny blip on the 90 Day Fiance radar this week we see Steven and Olga. Producers must not have been able to feed Steven enough inflammatory lines to cause drama.  There’s probably hours of unused footage of Olga and Steven acting like a good parents left on the cutting room floor.

Steven leaves Russia and much to everyone’s relief adorable baby Richie stayed with mom Olga. They plan to join him soon in America.

His fiance, Olga Koshimbetova, is sad that Steven will go back to America. She admits Steven helped out with the care of the baby.

Steven admits that he screwed up by not applying sooner for Olga’s K1 visa. He says goodbye to Olga and Richie. He demands that Olga FaceTime him constantly. Time will tell what happens with the young family.

Fernanda Flores And Jonathan Rivera Get Hitched

On 90 Day Fiance Fernanda Flores gets ready to say I do to sugar daddy slash realtor Jonathan Rivera. The Mexican native threw a hissy fit recently when Jon spent time downing a brewski instead of kissing her butt.

After reading a laundry list of the things he’s provided her including boobs and wheels, she relented. The two will marry outdoors in Jonathan’s hometown of Chicago. Jonathan’s sis has graciously offered to help Fer get ready for the big day.

Jonathan’s bro is also on hand to officiate. The two lose their man cards and chug mimosa’s pre-wedding. Jon reveals his mom Ceci cannot attend. His grandmother is very sick. Ceci really wasn’t too happy about Jon robbing the cradle on 90 Day Fiance.

I Do’s and Grab Ass on 90 Day Fiance

Fernanda and Jon’s sister have curled their hair and Fer is ready to get her dress on. She admits this is not the wedding of her dreams. She also won’t be wearing the dress she picked out when Jon’s mom was with her. She’ll save that for her Mexican wedding

Fernanda emerges in a dress that looks like she’s starring in the Latina revival of ‘The Flying Nun’. The wedding takes place outdoors in a park. Fernanda heads towards Jon and he makes the same face he made in his leaked d*ck pic photo.

The vows are exchanged on 90 Day Fiance and the two walk off into the Chicago sun. Happy music plays and the couple play grab ass in full view of the guests. Way to class it up guys.

Leida Margaretha Wears A Crown to Marry Eric Rosenbrook

Forever the runner-up beauty queen, Leida Margaretha will wear a crown at their wedding. While getting makeup and hair done, she brags that the crown is expensive and made in Paris. Too bad the wedding is at The Baraboo Sleep Inn.

On 90 Day Fiance Leida is excited to wear a dress and change her status. Eric Rosenbrook enlisted a gal pal named Heather to help him out. His two oldest daughters want nothing to do with the train wreck/wedding. Eric is walking around mumbling about “operation marry Leida”.

Eric ‘s Not Wearing The Pants in This Relationship

He is about to get dressed and realizes he forgot his suit pants. He enlists Leida to help. She starts bitching at him. A pantless groom just wouldn’t be proper. The head out to find trousers with 25 minutes till the ceremony on 90 Day Fiance.

Miraculously there is a suit store down the street. They return to the hotel. Leida berates him the entire time. The ceremony takes place in a room with a few chairs lined up. It’s more fit for a telemarketers meeting than a wedding.

Allesandro is face down on his chair. Leida says having only one of his kids there is good enough. She calls his kiss slimy and tells producers she is ecstatic to be able to practice medicine in America now. Queen Leida wears the crown and the pants in this relationship.

Mother-wife Debbie Johnson Gives Coltee Away in Sin City Wedding

Colt Johnson prepares to marry Larissa on 90 Day Fiance. Mother-wife Debbie will walk him down the aisle. She has agreed to give up her precious Colt to his Brazilian mistress Larissa. Colt has invited a few co-workers and re-invited cousin John of the barbecue blowout.

Larissa is wearing a gown from Goodwill (not a joke, it’s where Colt and Debbie Johnson bought the dress). Mother-wife Debbie may be willing to hand Colt over, but she’s got to retain some control. Making Larissa wear a thrift shop dress is giving her the strength to carry on.

Cousin John arrives all dressed up for the wedding.  He’s in his ubiquitous HVAC uniform shirt, Hawaiian shorts, and flip flops.

Debbie has decided to borrow fellow 90 Day Fiance cast mate Jonathan Rivera’s pink oxford for the big day. She pairs it with polyester slacks and some very sensible shoes. Colt thinks she looks beautiful and he wears a pink tie to match.

Larissa Christina Gets An Air Conditioned Ride – Colt Calls The Cops on 90 Day Fiance

Larissa Christina finally gets a car ride in Vegas that doesn’t end with her butt cheeks sticking to the seat. The Limo taking her to the chapel has AIR CONDITIONING! She spots cousin John and spacey wife Lea as she walks down the aisle.

John looks like he’s choking back bile and sports his Friendly’s shirt. The couple stand at the altar and Colt sports an enormous wedgie and strange bulge in his pants. Is he hiding cat Cookie Dough in his trousers? The odd couple are finally wed on 90 Day Fiance.

The wedded bliss is short lived as Colt reveals he called the police on Larissa days before the ceremony and she will be arrested. The two had a spat and now her green card could be in jeopardy as the state of Nevada pressed charges. We see a glimmer of hope in Debbie’s eyes…..

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