90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After finds the couples all over the place. Nicole Nafziger continues to live in la-la land. Paola Mayfield is late to her own party and then pouts when everyone leaves. Pedro Jimeno admits he needs to escape from the ever controlling Family Chantel. Finally, Elizabeth Potthast‘s pop calls her irresponsible. And Larissa Dos Santos Lima is a free woman. Well free in the legal sense anyway.
’90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After’ Recap: Case Dismissed For Larissa on
This 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After recap finds Larissa as she tries on clothes to prepare for court. Mother-wife Debbie Johnson will drive her. Colt will not attend. He heads off to work with freshly combed hair and a sack lunch. He’s hoping mother Debbie added a surprise note along with his ham salad sandwich. Debbie is tired. She’s hoping for deportation. Finally, they arrive at the courthouse and find attorney Adam.
Later, a smiling Larissa emerges from court on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. The case was dismissed! She’s as free as a bird. Well until she gets back to the Bates Motel. Debbie tries to put on a happy face. Larissa thanks her for the support. She calls Colt with the good news. The case could be reopened within a year Debbie warns. But Larissa says she’ll be walking straight so that won’t happen.
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Colt arrives with flowers for his wife. Meaning Larissa, not Debbie. Larissa tells him they can start a “new begin”. They pop some pink champagne. Larissa admits Debbie was there for her. It seems she heard helicopters and thought it was ICE coming for her. Mother-wife Debbie came so close to getting Coltee back all to herself. But certainly lawyer Adam saved the day. So the queen will reign at least for now.
Debbie praying hard for Larissa's deportation. All she wants is to make Colte's meals in peace #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
— CinnamonFire (@CinnamonFire131) May 13, 2019
Pedro Plots His Escape from The Family Chantel
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After things have gone beyond more stupider with Pedro and The Family Chantel. I mean we are at rock bottom stupid. Pedro has turned into a toddler with a permanent case of the terrible twos. Chantel has perfected the art of speaking without moving her mouth. She’s like a ventriloquist on amateur night. The family Thanksgiving had a side of taser along with the cranberry sauce. This is one eternal train wreck.
The 90 Day Fiance couple bicker on the way to a double date. They will dine with another Dominican Republic native and his American wife. This couple has 3 kids and a house. And holidays without the threat of electrocution. Chantel wants this. But Pedro starts yelling hysterically about wanting to go back to the DR to “f*ck-off”. He wants to disappear. The other coupe look mortified. And Chantel agrees he should just go eff-off.
This 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After recap finds Pedro sneaking off to call sister Nicole. He whines about Chantel. He tells her he will be coming home soon sans Chantel. Nicole erupts into a cheer. Later the couple visit an immigration lawyer. It seems Pedro’s temporary green card is about to expire. He asks shady questions about starting mystery businesses in the DR. Also what if they divorce. Chantel makes it clear if they divorce she doesn’t want to be responsible. Better call Shockee.
Daddy needs to STFU about Andrei "knocking up" Elizabeth!
It took two! She was all too happy to spread her legs without protection! She should have put herself on the pill or used some other form of birth control. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter pic.twitter.com/PjLlVBqSTu
— Cynical Cat 😺 (@CatLantana) May 13, 2019
Papa Potthast Is Fed Up With Elizabeth on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
Elizabeth Potthast is living rent free in one of her dads properties. Hubby Unnn-drrreyyyy has no job and a hot temper. Oh and Libby’s got a 90 Day Fiance bun in the oven. She scratches her head wondering what her pop could be so upset about? They meet at a cafe to discuss the Moldovan elephant in the room. He explains that he gave them the place but expects it to be maintained. At least cut the grass. She explains it was buy a lawnmower or eat.
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, her dad questions her responsibility. Andrei Castravet has no job and yet she got knocked up. And furthermore he’s STILL not working. But constantly tells producers he wants her pops to butt out. Of course unless it’s to give them a free house. Elizabeth is all defensive eye rolls. Un-drrrreyyyy just needs more time. This process is pesky. However he did manage to finish trucking school.
Later Libby tells Andrei about the convo. Certainly her dad thinks they put the cart before the horse. Andrei goes immediately into attack mode. “Thees ees BUllSheet! We are moving out today!” He’s tired of her family sticking knives in their relationship. And throwing nickels. He’ll show them. As he sits comfortably in the free house on the free furniture that Dad provided. He just keeps yelling ridiculous threats and Libby walks out of the room. Yikes dude’s got a temper. And no sense of reality.
Nicole is fooling no one by FaceTiming Azan in the vegetable section. You know she’s off to the Twinkie aisle. #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
— justkeating (@QueenKeating) May 13, 2019
Nicole’s Family Grills Her At May’s B-Day Party
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Nicole Nafziger resides happily in la-la land. It’s daughter May’s birthday. The fam meets up for typical Florida fun like miniature golf and feeding gators. Nicole’s happiness is short-lived however as her parents want answers. Mom Robalee tells her this stuff with Azan is a “cycle of nothing”. Her bio Dad wants to at least meet the man, the myth Azan Tefou. Purveyor of imaginary beauty shops.
Of course Nicole is on the defense. She really could care less that they’ve called off two weddings. Or hence that six thousand dollars has gone missing. Denied entrance to a country where law-abiding Moroccans can travel freely? Who cares! Rules, shmules! They are going to Granada where they can finally make out on the beach! Annoyed she asks that the conversation be done. At which point Robalee tells her to “suck it up cupcake”.
Later on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Nicole and May shop for vegetables. Azan wants Nicole to lose weight and be healthy. So he can be more than 55% attracted. She buys a single avocado. Because just being in possession of an avocado will have her bikini ready for Granada. She calls Azan who looks and acts like he’s being held prisoner in a basement with no water. May runs freely through the market slamming eggs around. So, the cycle of nothing continues.
I just want to slap Pao for bitching about how short her shower was and she took no accountability for it. She was rude and self centered by showing up an hour late then wondered why people had to bolt. #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter#90DayFiance pic.twitter.com/jj11mdl35D
— Cynical Cat 😺 (@CatLantana) May 13, 2019
Pao Is Late To The Party on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
A pregnant Pao is back in Oklahoma. She heads out for a manicure with a pal. Of course Russ’s mom has put out a spread for her baby shower. Pao is dressed like a pregnant Bond girl. Complete with thigh high boots. Certainly she has no sense of urgency to get to the shower. Because in Col-umm-bee-ah people don’t have schedules or tell time. Life’s just one big party and you show up when you feel like it. Pao is an hour late. Russ stammers to her on the phone.
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After finally Pao decides to drop in at her own shower for a deviled egg and a cookie. And open gifts with freshly manicured blue nails. And pretend not to know what any of the gifts are. Of course Russ’s mom is visibly annoyed. And even more so when Pao questioned why everybody left. Later Pao complains to Russ that everyone hates her and always will. So, good thing Russ had a few beers at golf.
— Alice (@alice_hlpn) May 13, 2019
Ashley Steps Out With Her Ex on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Ashley Martson needs a pick me up. Fresh off a failed marriage to a Jamaican boy-toy girl needs her spirits lifted. So she heads to the hair salon. Her friend/stylist recommends hair extensions. Ashley’s game because she’s never had them. Across the 90 Day universe a simultaneous HUH? could be heard. Seems like Jay’s Tinder tryst has her doubting herself. She even sprung for Botox.
Finally with a new do and a new tude she meets up with an ex, Mikey. Ashley wants his opinion on Jay’s betrayal. Mikey admits Ashley’s the one who got away. Over wine samples Mikey politely tells her to dump his ass. So did the hair stylist. And certainly pal Natalie did before she peeled out on that scooter. Probably as would anyone with a brain. The two flirt uncomfortably and Ashley heads back home extensions intact.
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Jay has been texting Ashley for hours. It seems he’s pretty upset that she stepped out with an ex. And of course didn’t tell him. Ash is enjoying making him squirm. She tells him Mikey told her to leave his a*s. They argue and tell each other to shut up. But of course Ashley will be fine. Fake hair don’t care. Till next time!
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