On 90 Day Fiance Jasmin Lahtinen wasn’t feeling Blake Abelard‘s masked rap gig. On the other hand, his friend’s weren’t feeling her at all. Things took a turn for the worse for Anna Campisi at a tearful airport goodbye with Mursel Mistanoglu.
Tania Maduro is back from witch doctor school and quick to judge Syngin Colchester for not earning a master’s degree in her absence. Sit back, relax and let’s see how it all went down (or didn’t) in this recap of season 7 episode 10 “Choose Me”. 90 Day Fiance airs Sunday nights at 8 PM on TLC.
90 Day Fiance Recap: Blake Abelard’s Rap Act Falls Flat on a Bored Jasmin
Jasmin Lahtinen is applying makeup before heading out with her fiance Blake Aberlard. It’s a big night for Blake as he has a show tonight. He will be performing and representing the record label he is VP of. Jasmin Lahtinen isn’t really thrilled about going to a club. She’s invited her sister to join her. That way she will have someone to complain to about the alcohol, smoke and people including Blake’s friends. Blake performs in a rainbow-colored ski mask. This also doesn’t sit well with the girl who hates everything.
On 90 Day Fiance, Jasmin complains about still sharing a home with his parents while applying a 7th layer of sealant on her face. She wants to sleep next to him. As long as he doesn’t touch her. She swats him away like an annoying fly when he tries to touch her face in the cab. Who’s really wearing the mask here? The couple is late to the gig. And Blake’s friend Rita calls to find out where he is.
In a ridiculously short performance Blake leaps around rapping in a mask. The Doublemint twins are not impressed. And don’t move from a corner booth sucking on water with lemon. Later Blake’s friends point out the obvious. That she could be using him and isn’t into him or what he does.
Blake Abelard looks a little worried. But he stands up for Jasmin. The guys keep pressing him. Blake’s annoyed and dips out of the jam session. He’s not ready to give up trying to finds signs of life in her just yet.
Things Jasmine hate:
1. Seasoned food
2. Living with Blake’s mama
4. Blake’s music
10. Moveable face
— Epi dats it! 🇭🇹 (@kompafan) January 13, 2020
Cry Me A River: Anna Campisi & Mursel Mistanoglu Say Goodbye (or did they)
On 90 Day Fiance Anna Campisi weeps while packing up Mursel Mistanoglu’s things. It seems he’s willing to give up a future with Anna to please his parents. Anna doesn’t understand how he is making this choice. And if he leaves now he cannot come back to America due to visa restrictions because they aren’t married yet. Wait… Spoiler Alert! They are married in real life.
Mursel comes to get his things and they are both bawling. He tells her he wants to kiss her and she tells him she wants to punch him. Sounds like a married couple to me.
Anna Campisi asks him why he can’t just live his own life. And he tells her again he is afraid. His family is bad. What’s equally bad is he is always dressed in what looks like a camp counselor outfit. The next morning Mursel packs up the rest of his things. He tells producers he will probably never see Anna again. He swings his murse over his shoulder and heads out only to find Anna outside. They cry some more and Anna takes him to the airport.
On 90 Day Fiance the agony continues at Omaha International. The star-crossed bee keeper lovers cry, hug and snot all over each other. At one point Mursel appears to run back. Will he stay? But he continues on and Anna tells producers outside she is heartbroken.
Will next week bring us Mursel knocking on the door like Rachel Green from Friends and saying “I got off the plane?” With reports that the couple are married this could very well be the case. Did anyone else notice that TLC didn’t show the obligatory shot of the plane taking off and flying across the sky?
— Caesar's Edible Panties (@PantiesCaesar) January 13, 2020
Tania Maduro Returns To Shame Syngin Colchester: 90 Day Fiance Recap
Tania Maduro has returned from Costa Rica. She was there to learn how to cure the common cold with dandelion root and take salsa lessons from hot guys. And also, to get drunk and not have to check in with anybody, much less her fiance. Here fiance, Syngin Colchester, was is left living in her mum’s backyard and wasn’t allowed to be concerned for her safety as she partied into the wee hours every night.
Poor Syngin wasn’t even allowed a nip of whiskey out of the stash in the main house. Syngin drives to pick up “his chick” with a single lily in tow. Her favorite.
On 90 Day Fiance, Syngin is so excited to see his witch doctor in training that he leaps a guardrail at the airport. Fortunately airport security was taking the day off, or maybe the film permits TLC had gave him a pass.
Tania Maduro is excited to smell his armpits. And remind the world that she loves sniffing armpits almost as much as being self-righteous and annoying. She also gives him props for biting off chunks of apple first so she doesn’t have to get it in her teeth. But that’s where the praise stopped. Because after getting her smelly pit fix and a chunk of pre-chewed Granny Smith she has to start an argument.
Why Didn’t Syngin Learn a Trade in 30 Days?
Tania can’t understand why Syngin didn’t make better use of his time in the 30 days she was gone. She wanted him to learn a trade during that time. Hmm. Maybe because he was stuck in a yard shed with a woman who was drawing sharpie lines on her bottles of Jack Daniels. Syngin Colchester has no money and can’t legally work (except for Tania’s mom as a yard boy). He says he doesn’t want to go back to being in the mines like he was in South Africa. It was a horrible and dangerous job – but at least the pay was low.
Syngin thinks he would enjoy being a policeman or a fireman – or maybe an astronaut. Tania says he’s not being adult enough. Is this her first time meeting Syngin?
So he says he’ll take the system “up the ass” for now.
— Truth (@factistru) January 13, 2020
90 Day Fiance Recap: Angela Deem & Michael Ilesanmi
Let’s check in with the rest of the cast in this recap of 90 Day Fiance. Angela Deem is back in Lagos, Nigeria for a third time. After getting the bad news that fiance Michael Ilesanmi’s visa is likely to be denied. Michael waits with a cake for his “baby”.
Mike takes her out for some Nigerian food which consists of an intact fish head with teeth and a tongue. He thinks they should marry in Nigeria.
Angela is against the idea, but slowly starts to consider it.
Juliana Custodio & Michael Jessen
It’s just a few days before Juliana Custodio will marry Michael Jessen. She bonds with Michael’s ex Sarah Jessen and spills the tea about her early modeling life and arranged marriage as a teen. Sarah takes wifey number 2 under her wing. She even goes with her to her dress fitting.
Sarah Jessen cries when Juliana comes out in the dress. She gives her some advice about Michael. Like don’t hand him your paychecks and don’t become the house servant. Sounds like someone’s a little bitter. But all in all it was a sweet moment. Juliana said that Sarah is her best friend. Things are going to well for this family. Maybe money reall can buy happiness.
Michael Youngquist & Natalie Mordovtseva
On 90 Day Fiance, things haven’t been exactly going good for Michael Youngquist and Natalie Mordovtseva. The whole God verses alien thing is still fresh. And Natalie tells producers right in front of Mike that she can’t say she loves him. She used to tell Mike she loved him, but now she says she can’t lie. Why stop lying now? She’s on the 1-yard line of getting her green card.
Mike storms off and pouts the rest of the episode. Natalie throws her ring into his suitcase. Mike says “thank you” and Natalie is mad. Didn’t he know it was a passive aggressive ploy to see if he’d try to give it back. Well he didn’t.
Mike cuddles with Natalie’s mother and tells her good-bye. Her mother might make a better match for Mike. She probably has some cool aliens stories.
Till next week!
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