’90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After’: Larissa Back in Jail – ‘Nowhere to Run’ Recap

This week’s 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After had it all. Baby shower drama, bail bonds and blow up birthing pools. Larissa Dos Santos Lima is in jail. Again. For another domestic squabble with Colt Johnson. Things get worse for Chantel Everett in the Dominican Republic. Paola and Russ Mayfield plan for a home birth. Ashley Martson continues her parade of pure misery. And Andrei Castravet ruins everything. Let’s take the plunge into “Nowhere to Run”.

90 Day Fiance Recap: Larissa Back In The Slammer on ‘Happily Ever After’

In this recap of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Larissa Dos Santos Lima scrounged for spare change. She needs a dye job and blow out. Husband Colt Johnson agreed to foot the bill. But bailed when he found out it cost $240. Larissa sulks to producers. Maybe she should try breaking into the slot machine? Colt is angry. He’s tired of her treating him like a walking wallet.

Later things got ugly. With mother-wife Debbie on holiday, Colt planned for some fun with his Brazilian bride. But Larissa blew her fuse and locked herself in the bathroom. In this war of crazies, Larissa lost. She posted on social media that she was in danger. Meanwhile Colt, the smarter psycho, deactivated her phone. But claims someone called the police. Colt was handcuffed at first after the LVPD kicked in the door. But it was Larissa who was hauled off to jail.

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Colt probably should’ve just sprung for the cut and color. Now he’s got to cough up a grand for her bail that he doesn’t have. Of course he must tell mama Debbie what happened. After hearing the news Debbie hung up and slammed some celebratory tequila shots (no chaser). Some 90 Day Fiance viewers probably joined her.

Colt heads to Mr. Tony’s bail bonds where he forks over 200 dollars. Later he waits outside the jail all night for her release. We will have to wait to see if he survives.

Chantel Everett Gets Double Dissed In the DR

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Chantel Everett isn’t really feeling the love in the Dominican Republic. On a scale of stupid, she’s at a solid 11. She sat down with Pedro Jimeno’s mom who threatened to beat her entire family up. Next, Pedro wants Chantel to mend things with his sister Nicole, who has hated Chantel from day one. They sit down for drinks. A Mojito for Chantel and something stiff for Pedro.

Nicole Jimeno Morel arrives, and Chantel was spot on when she referred to her outfit as ugly-a*s. The two start right in on each other. Chantel points her finger at Nicole while telling Nicole she shouldn’t point fingers. Pedro eyes dart back and forth like he’s watching a ping pong match. The final shot comes when Nicole says Chantel doesn’t deserve Pedro. Chantel walks off saying she’s done.

This 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After recap finds Pedro going after his wife. Nicole suggests he go to the hotel and get his things and come home with her. Pedro asks Chantel to apologize to Nicole. Of course she finds this ridiculous. And she’s right again. Pedro pulls some weak a*s sh*t when he’s with family, and turns into a “whiny little b*tch” according to some on social media. She tells him if he leaves that’s it. and Pedro walks right out the door. Will Chantel cut her losses and head home? We shall see next week.

Ashley Martson Tells Jay Smith To Grow Up on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After

Ashley Martson and Jay Smith are still on the rocks. Even Christmas with Jay’s sister Poochie and his adorable baby niece didn’t help. Ashley hasn’t uncrossed her arms or stopped glaring in weeks. Poochie is upset. She asks her brother if he’s done with the “Skinz” version of himself. He says he is. And that his boredom of not being able to work drove him to Tinder. Ashley calls him a narcissist. Jay’s not sure what that means. Ashley suggests a dictionary.

Related Story: Ashley in a jealous drunken rage throws a fire extinguisher through Jay’s window of his new home. Police file charges.

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Poochie is in the middle of all the couple’s drama. She suggests Ashley learn to forgive. While trying to keep her eyes from popping out of her head, Ashley tells him that he’s a child and needs to grow up. Meanwhile both of these things are 100 percent true. Jay is still a child and needs to grow up. That’s what happens when you pick up boys at the arcade. So, for now, Ashley’s still mad and Jay is still bored. Ashley still gives Jay juice boxes while she drinks adult beverages.

Paola And Russ Mayfield Prepare For A Birth At Home

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Paola and Russ Mayfield are having a baby boy. Pao wants to have the baby in a pool, surrounded by candles and with just the right lighting. Um, can someone tell her this is a birth, not a photo shoot. Russ dutifully plays along. Even though he thinks this is all nuts. Even Paola’s mom isn’t on board. She had 6 kids – but in a hospital. She points out the many things that can go wrong.

Meanwhile Russ comes home with a blow up pool. It certainly meets Pao’s requirements that she be able to spread her legs in it. Russ does a dry run at blowing up the pool. Pao’s mom continues to give advice and call her chubby. Paola politely points out that she’s pregnant – Not chubby. And that somewhere in a dive bar far away her, a calendar hangs in the men’s room with her picture. It seems these two are ripe for a spinoff: 90 Day Fiance: Has Beens and Old News. Yawn.

Andrei Castravet: It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want to

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Elizabeth Potthast prepares for her baby shower. Sister Rebekka is throwing the bash.  In the last episode sister Jenn and sister-in-law Megan got on Libby about her husband Andrei Castravet. They think he’s lazy and ungrateful. Then, Libby stormed out, argued with Andrei and he snatched her phone out of her hand. They have since made up. But Andrei doesn’t want to be around Jen. He quizzes Libby on the guest list and she plays dumb.

Of course Jen shows up at the shower. the Potthast family is like a pack of hyenas. Nobody gets left behind. Andrei corners Becky and demands to know why she’s there. After all it’s HIS PARTY. Becky politely points out that it’s her house and her sister. Elizabeth runs interference and the moody man from Moldova wants to leave. But not before snatching up all the baby swag.

This 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After recap finds Elizabeth trying to mend things between Jen and Andrei. She arranges brunch. Andrei wants to know why she’s all up in his business. Is it because she has nothing in her life? Of course this makes Jen mad. And Elizabeth once again tries to smooth things over. Andrei mumbles something in an aside about it being better to show your teeth and not be double-faced. Another week another train wreck on to next time!

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