’90 Day Fiance’: Boss Rose Kicks Big Ed into the Dirt – Fans Cheer as She Strolls Out
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Rose Marie Vega kicks Big Ed Brown to the curb like he’s a human soccer ball. And David Murphey finally reels in catfish Lana. Meanwhile, Stephanie Matto throws a dish-breaking tantrum and Avery Warner bonds over wine with Ash Naeck’s ex-wife. Grab your box of chocolates, and let’s dish on season 4 episode 12 King of Wishful Thinking. The show is on Sundays on TLC.
Rose Marie Vega Leaves Ed Brown in The Dust on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days
Big Ed Brown told Rose Vega that her breath wasn’t pretty – but it’s really him that stinks, according to Rose. She rattled off a rundown of all his disses, then warns Ed he needs to change his ways. Rose Marie Vega told Ed if he doesn’t, he’ll drive the next woman away too. But Rose had enough of it. And she ends this crap fest. Rose Marie Vega says she’s taken “her last hurt” from scruffy Ed Brown.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Ed Brown sits in shock while Rose lays him out. Then, he wobbles off in a tantrum in his hot pink shirt. Ed’s livid that Rose thinks he’s a bad person. Meanwhile, Rose wastes no time. She heads up to the room, packs her stuff, and heads back to her son. Rose Marie Vega says she gave Ed Brown many chances, and he just doesn’t get it.
At the same time, Ed sits poolside with his head in his hands and can’t seem to grasp that buying someone pajamas doesn’t make up for a steady stream of lies. From the STD test to the mouthwash to dissing her little house, Rose Marie Vega’s had enough. You go, Rose. She dropped the mic on Big Ed Brown then walked out like a boss. You could hear fans screaming “yass queen”.
David’s Off To Land Ukrainian Catfish – Wait, She’s Real?
David Murphey has to be exhausted. Four trips to Ukraine and everyone but him thinks Lana’s frauding. But she sent an emoji and asks him to come back. Of course, David was at the airport in record time. He’s going to get his girl. David is optimistic on 90 Day Fiance. He checks into the hotel, and even the desk clerks think he’s crazy.
Then, he gets a message from Lana, who’s blowing him off again, naturally. David can’t believe that a woman who has ghosted him that many times chose pee wee youth hockey over him. He hires a translator and rings his Ukrainian private investigator to meet. The PI repeats what he already told him. The woman is most likely a scam. This makes David mad and he fires him on the spot on Before the 90 Days.
Next on 90 Day Fiance, David’s ready to go “get his girl”. He’s had enough of the doubters. He irons a shirt and slips into his late-80’s Wilson Leather trench coat. He’s got chocolates, lotions, and the crazed optimism of a man with no F’s left to give. After a quick dousing of Old Spice, he heads out. David and 90 Day Fiance fans wait. And she’s finally there. It’s the girl from the pictures. They hug and the world is silent. For now. Damn. If Williams pops up, that’d ice the cake.
David: I want the private investigator to tell me the truth
Private investigator: *tells the truth*
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Stephanie Matto’s Jealous Rage on Before The 90 Days
Things aren’t going well for Erika Owens down under. That refers to her homeland of Australia – not her lady bits – since those aren’t seeing any action. Dressed in head to toe avocado, she still can’t get the attention she deserves from Stephanie, who’s self-medicating a migraine with coffee. Then Steph agrees to video chat with her mom to come out on 90 Day Fiance. As soon as Steph’s mom comes on-screen, you know it’s not going to happen.
Stephanie tells her mom she’s got something to confess on Before The 90 Days. Erika holds her breath. But then Steph says she went shark diving. Of course, she didn’t come clean to her mom (who must not watch all her bicurious YouTube videos…) Erika decides they should go to game night with her friends with benefits. They play a kind of have-you-ever game with sex questions. Steph has a drink to kill the bug up her a*s. And they actually have fun on 90 Day Fiance.
But in the cold light of morning, the effects of the Aussie wine coolers wear off. And Steph realizes she’s got to deal with the human crayon in her bed. Erika’s bummed with Steph keeping her secret. She admits it happened before with another girl. So, jelly Steph leaps up, breaks a bowl, and makes it all about herself, as usual. How dare Erika have a life before she arrived? And she storms out telling Erika it’s over. But, stuffy Steph is back for more on next week’s 90 Day Fiance.
Avery Meets With Ash’s Ex Over Wine and Gets a Surprise on 90 Day Fiance
Avery Warner sits with arms crossed on Before The 90 Days. She and Ash fight over his botched seminar. And he called her heartless. The two make peace and go see Ash’s ex-wife Sian and his son Taj. Everything is all very cozy at first. Ash’s son tells a joke and Sian serves coffee in oversized mugs. But then, she and Avery hit the local wine bar for some cabernet and girl talk.
Of course, Avery needs a drink and a reliable source on 90 Day Fiance. Ironically, these two are more comfortable with each other than Erika and Steph. Avery presses Sian on Ash. “Is he honest? Yes. A good guy overall? Absolutely. When were you divorced again? Oh just over a year ago. What’s that?”. It seems Ash painted a much-different timeline. He said the divorce was a decade ago. Pretty big leap there.
Next, 90 Day Fiance‘s Avery wants to know how she feels about Taj coming to the states for long periods of time. Sian says that makes her uncomfortable. And that Ash shouldn’t relocate until Taj is older. Like in five years. Avery swirls her wine and nods. She understands. But in the back of her mind, she’s still thinking about the divorce lie. Ash beware. Until next time, you can watch Before The 90 Days Sunday nights on TLC.
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