’90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days’ – Darcey’s Ducts Dusty – Did Jesse Get All Her Tears?

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Darcey Silva shares a good ugly cry with twin Stacey Silva but where are the tears? Meanwhile, David Murphey’s left waiting again on now-show love Lana. Lisa Hamme goes to the mosque to impress Mama Soja. Avery Warner’s shocked when Ash Naeck says he’s single. And Yolanda Leaks admits she sent naughty pics to catfish Williams. Let’s buckle up for Season 4 Episode 9 Should’ve Known Better. The show airs Sunday nights on TLC.

Darcey Silva Heads Back to Connecticut on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

After being dumped in the big apple a second time on camera, Darcey Silva hunkered in a hotel room, ready to wash Tom Brooks right out of her hair extensions. Darcey’s feeling better and takes a literal “t*ts up” attitude to hit the ground running again in search of love. And a new contract from TLC. So, Darcey Silva’s first stop is a Connecticut canoe club to meet evil twin sis Stacey Silva, who can’t wait to hear Darcey’s latest tale of heartache.

The twins, now fixtures on 90 Day Fiance, don matching oversized sunglasses and lips. It’s like we fast-forwarded through time and the Olsen twins are heading into peri-menopause together. Darcey Silva admits it didn’t go well. And she tells Stacey that Tom got a dig in about her gaining weight. That came after admitting he loves someone he’s known for three weeks and shagged at Milan fashion week. Stacey gives sis Darcey Silva a quick once-over after the weight comment.

Stacey tries to comfort Darcey Silva. But, she breaks into a sort of dry blubbering fit. So, Stacey joins her. Are they out of tears? Or are they stockpiling them to unleash in an angry storm over Europe where her ex-lovers live? The two hug, and prepare to forget Tom (and Jesse) in a haze of quesadillas and day drinking. Darcey Silva says she won’t give up on love. Or someday winning the Lifetime Achievement Award for Most Tears Shed on a season of 90 Day Fiance.

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David Pops Champagne Alone After Lana is a No Show

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, David Murphey has been roaming the streets of Ukraine desperately seeking his catfish/girlfriend of seven years. He sees Lana’s online and sends her a message of “mmmm wow.” She sends a good morning emoji and that’s all the guy needs. He presses his luck and asks for a lunch date. There’s a pause, and he blames a slow internet connection. She finally agrees to meet him and then pulls the plug on the chat.

David hits the streets of Pavlograd with a skip in his step and his translator app on 90 Day Fiance. He buys nine red roses from a florist and heads to a cafe. He asks for champagne and two glasses. An hour passes, and David is aging like a banana. He’s sweaty but brought a hairbrush and spare shirt. TLC keeps the camera’s rolling during this, and things just get a lot sadder as he gives us a ho-bath scene that rivals the one on Darcey Silva’s arrival in the UK.

90 Day Fiance‘s David slowly realizes Lana isn’t coming. He pops the champagne and drowns his sorrows in bubbly while gazing at the stock photo Lana uses on the app. He leaves, and the restaurant hostess says it’s a common tale. David plods on with plan B — stalking Lana at the address she used for the cruise she ditched. He finds her building and knocks on door 8, but TLC leaves us hanging. It makes you wonder if he’s unknowingly the star of Russia’s reboot of Punk’d, Idiot American Version.

Ash Loses His Shirt to Distract Avery – 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

Ash Naeck does a great job distracting Avery Warner. This time it’s the Great Barrier Reef and his abs to make her forget the 68 text messages on his phone from female “clients.” But, Avery’s not stopping. And after they snorkel, she lays into him about the texts and the system he uses for his business. Ash puffs up and says he’s really not a “system” guy. And that he’s still single. Huh?

That doesn’t go over well with Avery on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. After all, she traveled halfway around the world for this dude. He tries to backpedal, but it’s wobbly. He points out that he sent her a text showing her when a client hit on him. But, he never told the woman he has an LDR GF. He says he put her in some social media posts while Avery says he’s defensive. But he says he’s just “figuring things out”.

Lisa Hamme Gets Shot Down Again by Mother Usman

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Lisa can’t figure out why she didn’t get a green light from Usman’s “mommy” as she now calls mama Umar. She bought a goat and wore a shower curtain — all for nothing. Usman Umar called on his brother Muhammed for help. Usman asks his bro why mom was on the fence. And he says it’s because Lisa is old as dirt. Lisa chimes in that they are in love. And Usman reminds him that his life will be better in America.

Usman drags Lisa to the mosque to pray with him and mommy. He thinks it will be a bonding experience. He wraps her up and tells her to do whatever mommy does. Lisa scoffs off-camera that it all isn’t very Christian. But she’ll do it to be the wife of a “celebrity” rapper. It boils down to Lisa playing Simon-Says and following along as the ladies bow and pray on 90 Day Fiance. Lisa thinks she did a good job pretending to be Muslim and so it will be in the bag.

But, mommy still isn’t sold — and says that no amount of goats or cultural (and religious) appropriation will convince her to let a middle-aged bully take her son to America and make him a servant. Mommy flat out tells Usman that Lisa’s “not your mate.” Usman breaks the news to Lisa. She’s dumbfounded that her drop-in at the mosque didn’t wow his mom. So, we’ve got to muddle through another week of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days to see what happens.

Stephanie Ruins Everything On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days

Stephanie Matto has been one giant stick in the mud since arriving in Australia to meet GF Erika Owens. Erika stormed out on their most recent fight and comes back bearing local flowers to try and make it better. Steph places the flowers in the sink and reminds Erika and the rest of us the great risk she took by coming here. And that she’s not ready to swim in the lady pond with Erika just yet. On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Erika would like to take Steph to a party to meet her friends.

Some of whom have also provided benefits. But Erika assures her she’s the loyal type. And there’s been no hanky panky as of late. Erika asks Steph for help getting ready. Stuffy Steph seems annoyed by the request and tells her the choker may be a bit much. The girl is dressed like the collective love child of Liberace, Boy George, and Lady Gaga. But the choker pushes the limit? At the party, Steph’s quick to judge everybody.

On 90 Day Fiance, she also questions who has been privy to Erika’s privates. Especially her friend Adam who she admits to sucking face with and crashing with in the past. Erika does a beer bong and burps. Stephanie decides to ruin everything by saying this lifestyle won’t fly with her. Come on. These kids live in the outback with nothing to do but drink and hook up. Is it really so strange? These two need to call it a day already.

Yolanda Fesses Up To Sexting

Yolanda Leaks’ situation has gone from bad to worse on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. She still thinks her “British” boy-toy Williams exists. And has been the victim of Nigerian hackers who now have her nudes and her address. She meets up with her daughter Karra AKA the voice of reason – for yet another smoothie and confession. She tells Karra that she got an evil email from someone who will release her pictures.

Karra asks what kind of pictures and Yolanda says just regular pics. Karra knows this is BS. And Yolanda’s face says it all. Karra is shocked that her mom would send nudes to someone she doesn’t know. But Yolanda says she is sure the man behind the email isn’t Williams. She also admits she gave him her address so he could send her flowers. Which of course he never did. And now the hackers have that too, she says on 90 Day Fiance.

Karra points out that once a scammer gets caught they change their tune. But Yolanda still believes. She’s got all the receipts with all the heart emojis. Let’s hope the worst thing that happens to Yolanda was that she had to admit to her daughter she sent nudes to a stranger. Till next time! Be sure to tune into Before The 90 Days Sunday nights at 8 PM on TLC.

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