On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Big Ed Brown‘s ready for action but horrified fans as he got skeevy with Rose Marie and her fuzzy legs. Yolanda Leaks can’t catch slippery catfish Williams. And Usman Umar puts Lisa Hamme in her place. Plus, Stephanie Matto is dull IRL.
Then, Ash Naeck dodges Avery Warner’s questions about his ex-wife and son. And Tom Brooks declares he’s done and dusted with Darcey Silva – after dissing her weight. Time to break down all the hairy details of season 4, episode 7, Who’s Crying Now? You can catch the show Sundays at 8 PM on TLC.
Ed Brown’s Grossed Out by Rose’s Leg Hair – But 90 Day Fiance Fans Icked Out By Him
Ed Brown wants to make things up to Rose Marie. He hurt her feelings by suggesting an STD test and questioning her four-figure Facebook friend count. Ed decides a foot massage, and champagne will do the trick. He suggests Rose take a hot bath and don a hotel robe. She reminds him she has her street vendor PJs and heads to the bath. At this point, Ed Brown does a celebratory jig thinking what’s next.
Then, Ed plies Rose with champagne on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days and rubs her feet. Ed says he isn’t staring while he totally is. Rose looks like she wants to puke, and fans feel her pain. Then, Ed asks her how to say “kiss” in her language. She says, “halik”. Ed repeats it in his native language of creeper. She points to her cheeks and forehead, knowing full well Ed wants to shove his tongue down her throat. Cringe.
The next morning, Ed Brown wakes up with his hair down on 90 Day Fiance, and we know what that means. Rose wakes up and wonders if indoor plumbing is worth it. She tells producers nothing intimate happened. But Ed Brown says they “made love” — and he thinks she enjoyed it. She uses Ed’s scratchy beard as an excuse not to cuddle. Then, asks her to shave the legs and says it’s gross. More cringe.
Big Ed Shocked To Find That a 3rd World Country Looks Like One
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Ed Brown tells a disgusted Rose to shave her legs because they look like his. And it’s not feminine. Rose sulks off to the bathroom, but says Ed has to shave his beard in return. The clean-shaven couple head to Rose’s hometown to meet her family. Ed asks if there is A/C. Seriously? She says there’s just a fan. Ed worries also because her sister asked him for cash on the DL.
Ed isn’t quite prepared for the sheer poverty of Rose’s hometown on 90 Day Fiance. He meets her son Prince who calls him daddy. She lives behind a curtain with no roof. So, Ed Brown worries about cockroaches and bats. The family surprises him with dinner. Ed sweats bullets as sister Maria calls him a little fat and a year older than their dad. All while she feeds a rogue chicken under the table. Ed remarks that he’s shocked “it’s like a third world country”. No words.
— Marieru3 (@stlmarieru3) April 6, 2020
90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days – Is Williams Blackmailing Yolanda?
Yolanda Leaks is still trying to nail down an airport to fly into and search for her slippery eel Williams. His IG changed overnight, but that heart emoji makes it all good. Over smoothies, she tells daughter Kara about his shady social. Kara does a quick search and finds the Insta account is linked to a Nigerian phone number. Yolanda is baffled. She says Williams has a British accent. With a slight Nigerian edge to it.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Kara suggests she call the number and ask if he’s Nigerian. Yolanda calls and someone answers, but it’s a woman. She hangs up when Yolanda says hello. So, she calls Williams non-stop over the next two days. Now, she’s convinced he’s been hacked. Later, she gets an ominous email threatening to release nude pics if she doesn’t send money.
When producers suggest this could be Williams, she says no way on 90 Day Fiance. He doesn’t talk in those tones and would’ve sent some sort of cute blackmail emoji. She admits to sending provocative pictures. But she still thinks Williams isn’t involved. So, there’s a number from a country known for scams leaking the American cougar’s nudes for money. Oh yeah, it all adds up for sure. Make the 90 Day Fiance nonsense stop.
— Claire (@TopTweeterGirl) April 6, 2020
Usman Tells Lisa She’s Not a God on Before the 90 Days
Lisa Hamme has been in Nigeria for three days. On 90 Day Fiance, her fiance Usman, AKA “celebrity” rapper SojaBoy already needs a break. A montage shows Lisa at her worst. Being nasty to his friends, complaining about everything, and ruining his debut video party. So, it’s no surprise that he left the hotel, and hasn’t come back. Lisa passes the time smoking Viceroys and stubbing them out in a water glass.
When he finally returns, she scolds him like a mom whose son has snuck in after curfew. Usually smiling Soja snaps and tells her she’s not a god, and he doesn’t have to listen to her on Before the 90 Days. And that all she does is boss him around and complain. Lisa knows all of the above is true. Usman heads into the other room and fires up a big a** hookah. Lisa mopes around in the bedroom.
90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days producers ask him what’s wrong. He says he has an opportunity to go to America and become a famous rapper. He was inspired by Paola Mayfield and her modeling career (say what??). But, is it worth it to be tied to a woman who can’t stop nagging? Lisa tells her side – not that she has an excuse. Then, he agrees to let it slide and she’s giddy. Soon, Lisa meets the family Soja.
— Nicola Barton (@ozzythekiwi) April 6, 2020
90 Day Fiance: Will The Real Stephanie Please Stand Up?
Stephanie Matto makes a living online with her YouTube channel – and also makes coin selling “pics” on her Fans Only site. Her Australian GF Erika Owens fell in love with her openly sexy online presence. But since arriving down under, Steph hasn’t been eager to share her goodies. Erika decides to take Stephanie to a fun place where you pop your top and make plaster of Paris molds of your ta-tas.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Erika is certain that the girl who spoke often about sex and letting her girls out would love this freaky craft hour. But Stephanie looks appalled as Erika whips off her bra for Steph to papier mache her coconuts. Steph says it’s a bit much. Stuffy Stephanie says that things won’t work much longer if they stay long-distance. Erika is a bit taken aback by her attitude (and prudery).
Then, Steph feels bad about how she acted and wants to take Erika to dinner on 90 Day Fiance. With clothing on. She gives Erika a sparkly tiara to feel like a princess. But Steph saw a dating app on Erika’s phone and brings it up at dinner. Erika explains it’s for networking. Steph demands she delete it but Erika won’t be controlled or bought. Steph tells her to F off. When online meets IRL, sh*t gets real, girls.
Avery Grills Ash About His Ex and Son
Avery Warner feels good about the chemistry she shares with her Aussie beau Ash Naeck. The 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days couple are heading to a getaway in Cairns, Australia. Avery is still a little bothered by the way Ash’s brother Antish acted at dinner. He seemed surprised Avery said Ash is open to moving his young son Taj to the US. Ash gives Avery pink flowers and does his best to distract her on a picnic.
But Avery’s wheels are turning on 90 Day Fiance. She asks Ash why his brother was being sh*tty. Ash says he was just insecure. Avery accuses him of not ever giving a straight answer. And presses him about meeting his ex-wife. Ash recites a poem to throw her off. But, he tells producers he really doesn’t want the meeting to happen. He’s not sure what tea his ex will spill. This is getting good.
I really was right there with Tom giving Darcy her truths until he asked if she out on weight. C’mon… you’re upset and hurt, understandable… I get it but don’t take the low blows. Be adults #90dayfiancebefore90days
— Becky (@Becky24) April 6, 2020
Tom Disses Darcey – He’s Done on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days
Darcey Silva is back in the Big Apple to meet British bloke Tom Brooks. The two have been on rocky ground since Darcey returned to the states. Tom has been busy losing weight and perfecting his selfies. He says he’s nervous about meeting with Darcey. Then, she shrugs off his hug, saying she doesn’t feel comfortable. He says he flew in from Toronto, where he was doing a “promo”. Okay, Tom.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Tom says he wants to know where they went wrong. Darcey says he shut down on her. But, he says she is the problem because she doesn’t let him talk. He says that when he rings her, she’s not focused on him and that she remains obsessed with Jesse Meester. Both seem very true. But, Darcey calmly redirects him to the real reason. The mystery blond he’s got on the side.
Tom admits he met the woman at Milan fashion week. They shared a drink and an evening together. And that she loves him the way he wants to be loved. To her credit, Darcey keeps it together, tells him no to being friends, and pays the check. Then, Tom goes low with a dig about her putting on weight. Darcey makes it outside before the waterworks start. And Tom declares them done and dusted.
If only Rose could get that dust lucky… Watch her and mayo-topped Ed Brown next week and come back here for more.
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